Posts tagged "testicles"

Guess Which State Has The Most Valuable Testicles?

You may not know this, but the amount of compensation you receive for losing a body part on the job varies depending on what state you're in. A recent report from ProPublica has published all the data on which body parts are worth more to lose where, and it's pretty fascinating. For instance, if…
By: Robyn Pennacchia / March 6, 2015

Russian Soap Opera Actor Goes Home With Woman, Wakes Up With No Balls

Dmitry Nikolaev, a 30-year-old Russian soap opera actor, was admittedly being a naughty boy when he decided to go home with a random blonde woman he met at a bar one night -- because he's married. His infidelity might have otherwise earned him a verbal castration from his wife -- if not for the actual…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / February 26, 2015

Be My Boyfriend: Mr. Ballsy, AKA Thomas Cantley, Who Is Rolling A Ball Across The U.S. To Raise Money For Testicular Cancer

Dear Thomas, AKA Mr. Ballsy, First, allow me to compliment you on your ball. It's huge and smooth and you look really hot attached to it. But it's not the size or the softness or the sex appeal of your ball that appeals to me -- it's what you're doing with your ball that really…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / September 16, 2014

Bride Sues Hotel After “Depraved” Man Ruins Her Wedding With His Testicles

Engaged couples have plenty to worry about leading up to the big wedding day: Will it rain? Will my dress fit after all of the stress eating I've been doing? Will my best man get too drunk after the ceremony? Are we going to be destitute when this whole thing is all over? So imagine…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / July 3, 2014

This Man Is Selling One Of His Balls So He Can Buy A New Car

What would you be willing to do for a new car? Perhaps your answers range from sensible (take on some part-time work to earn extra dough) to over-the-top (buy scratch tickets until I hit it big!).  Crazy dude, Mark Parisi, is taking it a step further. On the TV show "The Doctors," Parisi announced that…
By: Ami Angelowicz / November 26, 2013

Watch Idiot College Student Staple His Own Balls As Punishment For Losing An Xbox Match (NSFW)

Warning: this video is both graphic and ridiculous. Please, watch at your own risk. Nathan Bells' balls are not in a good place right now. As part of his "punishment" for losing an Xbox match to a friend, the 20-year-old Leeds University student stapled his testicles and let his fellow co-eds film…
By: Ami Angelowicz / November 14, 2013

Russian Performance Artist Nails His Testicles To Ground In Protest

Performance artists do a lot of wild, crazy, bold things to get attention and make a statement, but this story might take the case. On Sunday, Russian performance artist Pyotr Pavlensky stripped naked in the middle of Moscow's Red Square and nailed his scrotum to the cobblestone street. He explained -- in between wailing in pain, I imagine…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / November 11, 2013

Watch Out, New Jersey: The Testicle-Eating Pacu Fish Is Here To Eat Your Balls

Gird your loins, New Jersey: the powerfully-jawed pacu fish, known to bite off the testicles of unsuspecting fishermen, has been caught in Passaic lake. A 77-year-old man reeled in a strange-looking fish with "human teeth," so he brought it to a nearby pet supply store. Come to find out, the ugly critter is an invasive…
By: Jessica Wakeman / September 25, 2013

Pacu, Testicle-Biting Fish, Caught Near Paris In The Seine

Watch out, France. The infamous testicle-biting fish appears to be on the move. After a fisherman discovered a pacu in the strait of Oresund earlier this year, authorities warned Scandinavian swimmers to be wary while skinny-dipping. Now that a pacu was caught near Paris, it seems the piranha relative is making its way west.
By: Huffington Post Weird News / September 5, 2013

New Thing To Be Afraid Of: Dog Ate Paralyzed Man’s Testicle While He Was Sleeping

It's every man's worst nightmare to wake up from a nap and find out one of his balls is missing. For an anonymous 39-year-old man in Trumann, Arkansas, it was bloody reality. The man, who is paralyzed from the waist down, fell asleep naked on Monday. When he woke up, his recently adopted "small, white,…
By: Jessica Wakeman / August 1, 2013

Justin Theroux & Grant Bowler Want You To Know Their Balls Are Just As Big As Jon Hamm’s

I mean, right? Justin Theroux went brief-less filming a jogging scene for his new movie yesterday, while the "Liz & Dick" actor brought his moose knuckle to the "Despicable Me" 2" premiere. Settle down, guys. Jon Hamm doesn't even want the title of "Most Obviously…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / June 28, 2013

Would You Rather: One Inch Penis Or 132-Pound Testicles?

Up until he underwent a grueling 13-hour surgery, Wesley Warren Jr. had 132-pound testicles. In 2009, after crushing his testicles in his sleep, Warren Jr., developed a disorder called “scrotal lymphedema” (also known as scrotal elephantiasis). His balls swelled to a gargantuan size, and his titanic testes were so massive that he toyed…
By: Mary Odell / June 24, 2013

Meet Raffael Medina Brochero, Who Is Selling His Testicles To Go To Europe

"He would give his balls to go there!" This statement, though usually figurative, is meant very literally by 52-year-old Colombian poet Raffael Medina Brochero. He has offered to sell his testicles to the first person who offers him the desired amount, which right now has been reported to be anywhere from $20,000 to $200,000.
By: Mary Odell / June 14, 2013

Thanks To George Clooney, Ball-Ironing Is A Thing Now

George Clooney: Sexiest man alive and itinerant ball ironer. Yes, that's right, George Clooney (pictured joyfully showing off his scrotal superiority) has sparked a new trend in testicle management, telling the Italian magazine Max that he'd had his balls "ironed out." This isn't the first time he's mentioned de-wrinkling…
By: Julie Gerstein / June 11, 2013

Woman Arrested For Castrating A Guy With Her Bare Hands

A woman in Shelby, North Carolina, performed an incredible feat of strength -- and a horrible crime -- when she castrated a man with her bare hands. Joyce Maxine Gregory admitted that she squeezed a man's scrotum out of his testicles (that has gotta hurt). She and the man, who has not been named, got…
By: Julie Gerstein / August 31, 2012

Testicle-Eating Fish Species Caught In Illinois Lake

When biologists say the pacu fish eats nuts, they may be correct in more ways than one. The pacu, a toothy fish that can weigh up to 55 pounds, has been spotted in Lake Lou Yaeger in Illinois, KSDK reports. Responding to a report that a fisherman had reeled in a piranha on June 7,…
By: The Huffington Post / July 9, 2012

Truck Testicles Make South Carolina Cop Testy

For the second time in a year, a motorist has been ticketed in South Carolina for displaying a replica of testicles on a vehicle. A Spartanburg County sheriff's deputy stopped a truck Sunday evening after noticing the "anatomically correct" display on the rear bumper. The incident report says the driver removed the display after being…
By: Huffington Post Weird News / May 7, 2012

Katherine Heigl Hates Balls

Professionally speaking, I've always been a bit on the fence about Katherine Heigl. As a rom-com fan, I am literally incapable of not watching "27 Dresses" when it comes on TV. I liked "Knocked Up," though I certainly took issue with its abortion avoidance. And "Life As We Know It"? That sappy movie about two…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / November 29, 2011

Evening Quickies: Justin Bieber’s “Balls Have Dropped,” Say Managers

Scooter Braun told Billboard magazine that his client Justin Bieber's new album will be more "seductive" because "vocally, his balls have dropped." I only have one thing to say about this: EWEWEWEWinappropriateEWEWEWinappropriateEWWWWWWWWW. [NY Post] Kendell Jenner is getting a Sweet 16 special on E! Of course she is! Apparently she'll be shopping for her…
By: Jessica Wakeman / October 28, 2011

Because All Your iPhone 4 Is Missing Is A Pair Of Balls

Protect your iPhone from possible damage and indulge your family jewel fetish at the same time with a case adorned with dangling testes. Because, as the creators of Phoneballs put it, "Whether male or female, chances are you have been touched by a pair of balls in your life…. don't you want to touch 'em…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / March 3, 2011
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