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Katherine Heigl Hates Balls

Amelia McDonell-ParryNovember 29, 2011 //
What Women Think
Heigl hates 'em, but what do other women think of balls? Read More »
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John DeVore on why funny women are a natural resource. Read More »

Professionally speaking, I’ve always been a bit on the fence about Katherine Heigl. As a rom-com fan, I am literally incapable of not watching “27 Dresses” when it comes on TV. I liked “Knocked Up,” though I certainly took issue with its abortion avoidance. And “Life As We Know It”? That sappy movie about two hot single people who hate each other who suddenly become guardians to their baby goddaughter and then fall in love? Cried. But “The Ugly Truth,” an abhorrent movie for which Hollywood owes the world a huge apology, and Heigl’s seemingly smug attitude in real life, have made me sort of meh on her as a whole. But thanks to this video from Funny Or Die, I am now a Heigl fan. Now, I happen to like balls – i.e. testicles — but Heigl’s adamant distaste for “crotch plums” made me laugh anyway. [Funny Or Die]

Evening Quickies: Justin Bieber’s “Balls Have Dropped,” Say Managers

Jessica WakemanOctober 28, 2011 //
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Justin Bieber's haircut was insanely expensive. Read More »
Open Letter
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An open letter to Justin Bieber's pants. Read More »
Justin's First Kiss
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  • Scooter Braun told Billboard magazine that his client Justin Bieber’s new album will be more “seductive” because “vocally, his balls have dropped.” I only have one thing to say about this: EWEWEWEWinappropriateEWEWEWinappropriateEWWWWWWWWW. [NY Post]
  • Kendell Jenner is getting a Sweet 16 special on E! Of course she is! Apparently she’ll be shopping for her first car and getting either a belly button ring or a tattoo. [Us Weekly]
  • The National Enquirer — foolproof source of celebrity gossip — claims Paul McCartney is going to convert to Judaism at the behest of his new bride, Nancy Shevell. [Heeb]
  • If you’re going to be one of those people who goes to work in costume on Halloween, you’d better be smart about it and follow some rules. [The Daily Muse]
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Because All Your iPhone 4 Is Missing Is A Pair Of Balls

Amelia McDonell-ParryMarch 3, 2011 //

Protect your iPhone from possible damage and indulge your family jewel fetish at the same time with a case adorned with dangling testes. Because, as the creators of Phoneballs put it, “Whether male or female, chances are you have been touched by a pair of balls in your life…. don’t you want to touch ‘em back?” [$15, Phoneballs]

[UPDATE: Yeah, I originally called it a 4G. I'm still using a rotary, what can I say?] Keep reading »

Man Cuts Off Testicles!

Susannah BreslinJanuary 3, 2011 //

Be warned, this tale isn’t for the faint of heart. A 22-year-old British man chopped off his testicles and tossed them in a park. Um, why, you ask? Well, this was his idea of a DIY sex change. Chesterfield Royal Hospital in Derbyshire reported: “A man in his early twenties presented himself at the hospital minus his testicles, which he had removed the previous day.” Apparently, the endeavor, the man stated, was less painful than he had expected. After attempting to de-male himself, he tossed his testes into Queens Park in Chesterfield, leading one local to state: “A few people have stopped walking their dogs in the park for fear of what they’ll dig up.” If you’re having a sex change, best to stick with the professionals. [The Sun] Keep reading »

Serbians Chow Down On Kangaroo Testicles At A Testicle Festival

adminAugust 31, 2010 //

As professional greedy food monster, there isn’t much in the world that I won’t eat. I make s’mores with a lighter on my couch and consume whole blocks of cheese in one sitting. But I am not down with testicles. They are a punch line and a tool in baby-making—not a source of food. The patrons at the 7th annual World Testicle Cooking Championship in Serbia might disagree with me. Keep reading »

What Women Think Of Testicles

AsylumJune 27, 2010 //

Compared to the penis — that swollen, attention-grabbing flesh-bully — the testicles can seem downright unassuming. But despite their less showy nature, those two hairy globes still hold great potential for pleasure … and pain. Watch Asylum’s token girl explain the woman’s perspective on your family jewels, and find out what they have to do with ’80s cartoons. Read more … Keep reading »

Today’s Lady News: Boss Fired After Giving Testicle Cyst Photo To Female Staffer

Jessica WakemanJune 25, 2010 //
  • The editor of Philadelphia magazine did not have his contract renewed in part because he gave a framed photo of a cyst removed from his testicle to a female staffer. Um, sexual harassment anyone? Larry Platt apparently gave this photo as “gift” to a departing female staffer. Framed? Who would frame something like that? [Philly.com]
  • Pay attention, anti-abortion extremists! Human fetuses cannot feel pain before 24 weeks, according to a study by the Royal College of Obstetricians and Gynecologists. [AP]
  • Police say 10 “angry women” detained a 20-year-old man who was peeping inside the dressing rooms at a thrift store in Church Hill, Tennessee. The women blocked the doors to the shop until police arrived. Talk about teamwork! [AP]

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A Drunk Brit Waxed His Balls For Charity And It Did Not Go Well

Jessica WakemanJune 17, 2010 //

Earlier this month a Brit was feeling generous at a charity fundraiser, so he offered up his balls for a bikini wax at the pub. Alas, that was the day Joe Cooper, 24, learned a valuable lesson about mixing manscaping with alcohol. Keep reading »

Pie Chart Explains The Kitty Cat/Testicles Conundrum

Jessica WakemanMarch 6, 2010 //

Cats, much like toddlers, always know the best place to sit on a man’s lap. [ImageShack.us] Keep reading »

Let’s Talk About Testicles

Susannah BreslinNovember 24, 2009 //

Ah, testicles. So mysterious! So enigmatic! Why do they look like that? How do they work? The testes are an enigma to most women. Thankfully, an evolutionary psychologist and a pair of female researchers have stepped forward to answer the question: “Yo, what’s up with testicles?” In this month’s Evolutionary Psychology, Gordon Gallup, Mary Finn, and Becky Sammis explain the evolution of the testes. Find out wassup with the sack after the jump! Keep reading »

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