Posts tagged "testicles"

Study Suggests Monkeys (And Men?) With Small Balls Overcompensate In Life

Plus, 10 other pieces of testicle trivia in honor of National Nut Day!

Megan Reynolds | October 22, 2015 - 3:40 pm

Guess Which State Has The Most Valuable Testicles?

You may not know this, but the amount of compensation you receive for losing a body part on the job varies depending on what state you’re in. A recent report…

Robyn Pennacchia | March 6, 2015 - 2:00 pm

Russian Soap Opera Actor Goes Home With Woman, Wakes Up With No Balls

Dmitry Nikolaev, a 30-year-old Russian soap opera actor, was admittedly being a naughty boy when he decided to go home with a random blonde woman he met at a bar…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | February 26, 2015 - 4:00 pm

Be My Boyfriend: Mr. Ballsy, AKA Thomas Cantley, Who Is Rolling A Ball Across The U.S. To Raise Money For Testicular Cancer

Dear Thomas, AKA Mr. Ballsy,

First, allow me to compliment you on your ball. It’s huge and smooth and you look really hot attached to it. But it’s…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | September 16, 2014 - 2:30 pm

Bride Sues Hotel After “Depraved” Man Ruins Her Wedding With His Testicles

Engaged couples have plenty to worry about leading up to the big wedding day: Will it rain? Will my dress fit after all of the stress eating I’ve been doing?

Amelia McDonell-Parry | July 3, 2014 - 4:30 pm

This Man Is Selling One Of His Balls So He Can Buy A New Car

What would you be willing to do for a new car? Perhaps your answers range from sensible (take on some part-time work to earn extra dough) to over-the-top (buy scratch…

Ami Angelowicz | November 26, 2013 - 4:30 pm

Watch Idiot College Student Staple His Own Balls As Punishment For Losing An Xbox Match (NSFW)

Warning: this video is both graphic and ridiculous. Please, watch at your own risk. Nathan Bells’ balls are not in a good place right now. As part of his “punishment”…

Ami Angelowicz | November 14, 2013 - 11:20 am

Russian Performance Artist Nails His Testicles To Ground In Protest

Performance artists do a lot of wild, crazy, bold things to get attention and make a statement, but this story might take the case. On Sunday, Russian performance artist Pyotr Pavlensky…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | November 11, 2013 - 11:20 am

Watch Out, New Jersey: The Testicle-Eating Pacu Fish Is Here To Eat Your Balls

Gird your loins, New Jersey: the powerfully-jawed pacu fish, known to bite off the testicles of unsuspecting fishermen, has been caught in Passaic lake. A 77-year-old man reeled in a…

Jessica Wakeman | September 25, 2013 - 12:20 pm

Pacu, Testicle-Biting Fish, Caught Near Paris In The Seine

Watch out, France. The infamous testicle-biting fish appears to be on the move.
After a fisherman discovered a pacu in the strait of Oresund earlier this year, authorities warned Scandinavian…

Huffington Post Weird News | September 5, 2013 - 4:45 pm

New Thing To Be Afraid Of: Dog Ate Paralyzed Man’s Testicle While He Was Sleeping

It’s every man’s worst nightmare to wake up from a nap and find out one of his balls is missing. For an anonymous 39-year-old man in Trumann, Arkansas, it was…

Jessica Wakeman | August 1, 2013 - 10:40 am

Justin Theroux & Grant Bowler Want You To Know Their Balls Are Just As Big As Jon Hamm’s

I mean, right? Justin Theroux went brief-less filming a jogging scene for his new movie yesterday, while the “Liz & Dick” actor brought his moose knuckle to the “Despicable Me”…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | June 28, 2013 - 11:20 am

Would You Rather: One Inch Penis Or 132-Pound Testicles?

Up until he underwent a grueling 13-hour surgery, Wesley Warren Jr. had 132-pound testicles. In 2009, after crushing his testicles in his sleep, Warren Jr., developed a disorder called “scrotal…

Mary Odell | June 24, 2013 - 10:40 am

Meet Raffael Medina Brochero, Who Is Selling His Testicles To Go To Europe

He would give his balls to go there!”

This statement, though usually figurative, is meant very literally by 52-year-old Colombian poet Raffael Medina Brochero. He has offered to…

Mary Odell | June 14, 2013 - 3:30 pm

Thanks To George Clooney, Ball-Ironing Is A Thing Now

George Clooney: Sexiest man alive and itinerant ball ironer. Yes, that’s right, George Clooney (pictured joyfully showing off his scrotal superiority) has sparked a new trend in testicle management, telling…

Julie Gerstein | June 11, 2013 - 1:20 pm

Woman Arrested For Castrating A Guy With Her Bare Hands

A woman in Shelby, North Carolina, performed an incredible feat of strength — and a horrible crime — when she castrated a man with her bare hands. Joyce Maxine Gregory…

Julie Gerstein | August 31, 2012 - 11:20 am

Testicle-Eating Fish Species Caught In Illinois Lake

When biologists say the pacu fish eats nuts, they may be correct in more ways than one.
The pacu, a toothy fish that can weigh up to 55 pounds, has…

The Huffington Post | July 9, 2012 - 12:50 pm

Truck Testicles Make South Carolina Cop Testy

For the second time in a year, a motorist has been ticketed in South Carolina for displaying a replica of testicles on a vehicle.
A Spartanburg County sheriff’s deputy stopped…

Huffington Post Weird News | May 7, 2012 - 3:30 pm

Katherine Heigl Hates Balls

Professionally speaking, I’ve always been a bit on the fence about Katherine Heigl. As a rom-com fan, I am literally incapable of not watching “27 Dresses” when it comes on…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | November 29, 2011 - 1:40 pm