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“Pretty Wild,” Pretty Stupid: Alexis Neiers And Tess Taylor Allegedly Photographed Smoking Heroin

Yesterday, “Pretty Wild” star Alexis Neiers was sentenced to 180 days in the clink for her participation in the bling ring, a group of Hollywood-area knuckleheads who robbed celebrities like Orlando Bloom and Rachel Bilson. Now it looks like any chance that her time in the slammer will appear on a second season of the…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / May 11, 2010

“Pretty Wild” Teen Tess Taylor Snapped Topless With Drugs

Getting photographed smoking out of a bong is dumb. But getting photographed smoking out of a bong while topless?

“Pretty Wild” reality star Tess Taylor — the one Alexis Neiers calls her “sister,” even though the two are just friends who are not biologically related — was snapped sans bra with a big…

By: Jessica Wakeman / April 29, 2010

“Pretty Wild,” Pretty Stupid: Alexis Neiers Talks To “Vanity Fair”

I don’t know about you, but the first time I ever heard about Alexis Neiers and “the bling ring” (a group of L.A. teenagers who’ve been accused of breaking into celebrities’ homes and stealing their clothes) was in a pretty condemning Vanity Fair magazine article. This week on “Pretty Wild,” we got to…

By: Jessica Wakeman / April 26, 2010

“Pretty Wild,” Pretty Stupid: It’s Gabby’s Party And She’ll Pitch A Fit If She Wants To

This week on “Pretty Wild,” our “bling ring” buddy Alexis Neiers is planning little sister Gabby’s Sweet 16 party with her pal, Tess. It’s just your average 16-year-old’s birthday party: a red carpet, a “Gabby-tini,” pole dancing, catered Italian food.

But somebody wants FONDUE instead, damn it. “This is my 16th birthday!”…

By: Jessica Wakeman / April 12, 2010

Alexis Neiers And The Hollywood Bling Ring Make A Date With “Dateline”

Our new-favorite-least-favorite reality show, “Pretty Wild,” didn’t post any videos online this week, so we have no idea what party girl Alexis Neiers and her pals are up to.

Thankfully, the evening news program “Dateline” has stepped in to keep a steady stream of spoiled-child dumbassery flowing freely! Friday at 9…

By: Jessica Wakeman / April 8, 2010

“Pretty Wild,” Pretty Stupid: Cue A Jailbait Joke

In the latest episode of “Pretty Wild,” Alexis Neiers and Tess Taylor did a photo shoot with Vernon Davis, tight end for the San Francisco 49ers, where they dressed up as cheerleaders. I blame the pom-poms for why a grown-ass man like Davis would agree to a “date” with Alexis afterwards. (Guess he…

By: Jessica Wakeman / March 29, 2010

“Pretty Wild,” Pretty Stupid: Watch A Clip Of Alexis Neiers Goin’ To Jail

Confession: I haven’t actually watched that new E! show, “Pretty Wild,” about L.A. party girl Alexis Neiers and her many, many troubles. But if the above clip of Alexis, her little sis Gabby Neiers, and their mom — reacting to Alexis getting busted for allegedly robbing celebs’ homes in a “bling ring” &#8212…

By: Jessica Wakeman / March 17, 2010

Who IS Alexis Neiers, Anyway?

Reality TV is getting a new potential sociopath we’ll love to hate: Alexis Neiers, star of the E! show “Pretty Wild,” airing on Sunday, March 14. “Pretty Wild” will star 18-year-old Neiers, her sister Gabby, 15, their friend, Tess Taylor, 19, and the mama bear of the Neiers clan, former model Andrea Arlington. But what…

By: Jessica Wakeman / March 9, 2010