Sir Ivan is what might happen if David Guest and “Juicy” Joe Giudice had an adult baby. He made this horrific song and spent approximately 99 percent of the music budget on body paint. So it’s basically can’t-look-away terrible. Color us thoroughly mindfucked. [Sir Ivan]
Arden Wohl is sort of a real life “Gossip Girl” if you will. Believe it or not, she’s actually an Upper East Side socialite! You wouldn’t think it, dressing like this to classy charity functions, but Miss Wohl — who, to Rachel’s chagrin, once tried to launch a headband line — runs in a very exclusive set. All this is to say, this extremely ratty outfit probably cost more than I pay in rent in a month. Still, it is, how you say, tres horrible!