Is there anything more frightening than seeing monstrosity Teresa Giudice, she of “The Real Housewives of New Jersey” abomination, posing behind a DJ deck? Can you imagine the horrible music she’s fake-playing right about now? In reality, Giudice was the paid hostess for a party at Gypsies, the nightclub of the Mount Airy Casino.
But sadly, the rest of the stars in this gallery have actually attempted to play DJ for real.
The other day, I was stuck in a k-hole (aka a hangover) and watched, like, 7,000 episodes of “The Real Housewives of New Jersey.” I then topped it off with some “Mad Men” and had a revelation: Teresa Giudice of “RHONJ” — she of the bankruptcy troubles and the ostentatious house, and the feud with sister-in-law Melissa Gorga — is just like “Mad Men”‘s meanie mom Betty Draper! They’re both grown ass children who try and manipulate everybody around them. Don’t believe me? Check out this handy comparative chart.
Well, hallelujah, today just got elevated by the curious joy of Teresa Giudice’s mysterious three-head! Yes, Andy Cohen’s fave Jersey girls return to Bravo on Sunday, April 22, presumably with more red wine, drama and pasta fagioli. This season, it looks like some of the bad blood that played out at the season three reunion show between Teresa, Jacqueline and Caroline continues to deliciously fester. Yay, grown women! Check out the preview after the jump!
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Since part one of the “RHONJ” Reunion Special aired, I’ve been obsessing about what mysterious thing went down between Teresa Giudice and Jacqueline Laurita (and by proxy Caroline Manzo). Amelia and I traded a series of late night texts about it. The transcript, after the jump.
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Yesterday, we introduced you to our new favorite “Real Housewives” cast member, Joe Gorga, aka Teresa Giudice‘s younger brother. So far this season, he has been stealing scenes from both his sister and his wife, new housewife Melissa Gorga. Then came last night’s Halloween episode, in which Joe dressed up as … Snooki. “You’re really a Jersey chick now, honey. You look like your sister,” says Melissa watching him slink into a gold, leopard-print dress and put on a pouffy wig. Then Joe looks Melissa up and down and says, “I look better than you as a woman.” Classic. Keep reading »
Mark your calendars for May 16, folks. That’s when “The Real Housewives of New Jersey” returns. Well, at least a few of them anyway—Dina Manzo called it quits midway through last season and our favorite skin suit wearer, Danielle Staub, was ousted after last season, too. But there are some new ladies filling in their slots. First there’s Melissa Gorga, who just happens to be Teresa Giudice‘s sister-in-law. Melissa is a mother of three who wants to be a pop star and has been recording tracks with producer Keith Boles. “It’s feel good music,” he explains. The second new housewife is Kathy Wakile, who happens to be Teresa’s cousin. Kathy is a mom of two and is super into throwing parties. Apparently, we have her daughter’s belly dancing themed Sweet 16 to look forward to.
But just because these new housewives are family doesn’t mean things are going to be all lovey dovey. Keep reading »
Before their financial troubles were fodder for the tabloids, young couple Teresa and Joe Giudice were merely bankrupt in the style department. Check out the two of them back in 1984! Teresa’s hair! Joe‘s hair! Those outfits! Joe’s porno ‘stache! There is just too much awesomeness in this photo for me to deal with. [via Huffington Post] Keep reading »
We had hoped that Teresa Giudice‘s commercial for Sizzle Tans was as low as the “Real Housewives of New Jersey” star would go. But alas, no. On September 25th, Teresa will be appearing at a club called the Funky Monkey in Delaware. The highlight of the evening? A table-flipping contest. So what will they be judging on? Height of the flip, vector of the flip, or number of dishes broken in the flip? Who knows. But we’re thinking Danielle Staub should not make an appearance at this party. [Radar] Keep reading »
“I laughed at it … [We] still make love once, sometimes twice a day … we’re very happy.”
—Teresa Giudice in response to the rumors that her husband has a mistress and love child. Hmmm, I think Teresa is suffering from a case of thou doth protest too much. [I’m Not Obsessed] Keep reading »