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10 Things We Hope Will Happen On The Final Episodes Of “Oprah”

I cannot believe that “The Oprah Show” is coming to an end next week. Seriously, I’ve been watching since I was, like, eight and I always thought I’d make it onto her couch. I guess it’s time to let that dream go. Sigh. After 25 seasons, the Big O is filming her final three episodes. Insiders say the final shows will be over-the-top, star-studded extravaganzas. Like we would expect anything less. Celebs like Madonna, Maria Shriver, Beyonce, Barack Obama, Tom Cruise, and Katie Holmes are set to appear. God only knows kind of tomfoolery will go down. [Powerwall]

After the jump, 10 moments I’m hoping for on Oprah’s final episodes. Keep reading »

What Will You Bid On At The “Friday Night Lights” Auction?

It’s the final season of “Friday Night Lights.” Huge teardrop. If you would like an expensive reminder of your time with Coach, Riggins, Lyla, and the gang, check out NBC’s “Friday Night Lights” auction. The prop and costume closets have been raided for your pleasure. Bid on such items as Smash’s jersey ($157.50), Coach Taylor’s East Dillon Lions jacket ($405 — pictured above), Lyla Garrity’s shirt ($45), Tim Riggins’ hood ($430) and more. All proceeds will go toward funding sports programs for underprivileged youth. What a lovely idea. But if they really wanted to raise some money, they’d be auctioning off a vial of Riggins’ sperm. Boo-yah! [NBC Universal Auctions via Buzzfeed] Keep reading »

And My Favorite “Celebrity Apprentice” Cast Member Is …

Lil Jon is creative, Meatloaf is a dynamo, and Jon Rich has the ethical constitution of an ox. Much respect, but none of them is my favorite cast member of “Celebrity Apprentice” this season. The person I am most excited to see each Sunday is Jack Jason, the hands and voice of Marlee Matlin. I like Marlee too, but it’s hard to tell where the actress begins and her long-time interpreter ends. A couple of weeks ago, Jack shed tears as Marlee won the challenge that earned her charity $1 million. Awww. And this week, he had the decency to refuse to translate her dirty language. What a gentleman. In a situation that breeds pure insanity, Jack is like the eye of the hurricane, the innocent bystander. Side note: I wonder how he interpreted the things Gary Busey said before he was fired. I can hardly understand them myself. If anyone “got” Gary’s story about the kite, please explain. Anyhow, a big thumbs up to Jack Jason, the international sign for “keep up the good work.” [Dlisted] Keep reading »

This Girl Can’t Shut Her Mouth


“Bizarre ER” is my new favorite television show that doesn’t air here. The same people that brought you the guy with the tiny hat superglued to his head, share the tale of the girl who can’t shut her mouth. Poor Holly Thompson, she’s not in shock, she just yawned too hard during Government class and it stayed that way. Sometimes I feel like this girl. At least my mouth physically closes, it just has a lot to say and sometimes I can’t make it stop at the most inappropriate moments. I believe that’s called “foot in mouth” syndrome. I bet Holly could fit a foot in her gaping maw, or 26 wooden sticks, or … something else. Anything to exhaust her jaw muscles back to health. [Dlisted] Keep reading »

Rosie O’Donnell Vs. “Glee”‘s Ashley Fink

Have you been watching “Glee”? Popular bad boy, Puck (played by Mark Salling), admitted he has the hots for bad ass big girl, Lauren (played by Ashley Fink). They aren’t officially a couple, but Puck is courting Lauren at her request while she plays hard to get. I was thinking it was just a matter of time before someone voiced an unkind opinion about the romance, but I didn’t expect it to come from Rosie O’Donnell. Find out what she said after the jump. Keep reading »

Tiny Television Shows


Isn’t television so much more adorable when it’s tiny? Check out all of your favorite TV shows in one miniature video diorama. [Buzzfeed] Keep reading »

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