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“Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” Recap: Put Your Bingo Face On

RuPaul And Boo Boo Duet?
RuPaul intends to record a duet with Honey Boo Boo. Read More »
Boo Boo Recap: Sketti
The family plays guess whose breath and eats sketti. Read More »
Boo Boo: Shh! It's A Wig!
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I forbid you to talk about how next week is the finale of “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo.” No, we are NOT going to discuss it. I am still working on my post-”Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” contingency plan and until then, I am choosing to remain in denial. Let’s talk about last night’s episode, the theme of which, I’ve decided, was FACE.  Everyone was giving it. Mostly not on purpose. There was also plenty of farting and snot. Obviously. Some of my favorite moments after the jump. Keep reading »

The New Season Of “Couples Therapy” Looks Trashy And Wonderful

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Courtney Stodden is old enough to do porn or pose for "Playboy." Read More »
Courtney Stodden's Show
God help us, Courtney Stodden is filming a reality show. Read More »
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Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchinson get marital counseling

I’ll admit, I didn’t watch VH1′s first season of “Couples Therapy” but I will be watching this season, which premieres October 3rd, as Dr. Jenn Berman and a team of shrinks try to help celebrity couples with their marital issues. The D-list cast includes Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchinson (and possibly their new pup Dourtney?), former “Real Housewives Of New York City” cast members Alex McCord and Simon van Kempen, reality star Shayne and Nik Lamas-Richie and more. I’m dying to get inside those marriages. Just dying. Actually, I’m most excited for Alex and Simon. They’re relationship has been making me twitch for years. Bathing suits, fights and lots of crying! Yessss! This looks the kind of trashy TV I can’t resist. [ONTD]

Some Important Updates On Ryan Lochte’s Television Career

Ryan's An Actor
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Lochte Penis Pics?
Ryan Lochte photo
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Harry Races Lochte
Prince Harry races Ryan Lochte in Las Vegas pool
More foolishness in Las Vegas. Read More »

In my mind, I am Ryan Lochte’s manager. Please, humor me. And no, I have no comments on his alleged penis pics at this time. Let’s stick to Ryan’s career. Even though I’m not getting 20 percent, I’ve taken a very keen interest in Ryan’s career path. I do it for the love of the craft. I made some suggestions for Ryan, role-wise, after his appearance on “90210″, but he chose to ignore me. That’s fine. What matters most is that I want to support Ryan in going after whatever makes him happy. Even if that means appearing on a bad reality show. I am pleased to announce that Ryan has booked some choice television gigs this week.

You’ll be happy to know that this morning he reported to the “30 Rock” set where he was put on camera (said like Jenna) for a cameo. Then, he was off to E!, where he has accepted a position as a correspondent for New York Fashion Week. I know, I was surprised too! Finally, our favorite talented Olympian finished off his day at “Live With Kelly.” Jeah! Just … jeah. Keep reading »

“Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” Recap: Shhh! It’s A Dumpster

Boo Boo Recap: Forklift
June's forklift foot is revealed. Read More »
Baby Boo Boo
Baby Kaitlyn is born with an extra thumb. Read More »
Boo Boo Nickname
What's your "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" nickname? Read More »

I have come to trust in the power of “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo.” I know that each week, it will leave me renewed and invigorated about life, teach me things I never would have known, take me places I never would have travelled … like Shhh! It’s A Wig or the local department store. First of all, I would like to congratulate the person who came up with the name Shhh! It’s A Wig. After the jump, Shhh! It’s A Wig and much, much more. Keep reading »

“Arrested Development” Creator Mitch Hurwitz Describes The Mood On The Set; I Die Of Joy

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Fake movie posters for "Arrested Development" Read More »
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arrested development tarot deck
These Arrested Development tarot cards are never wrong. Read More »
Inspiration: Maeby Funke
Get the "Arrested Development" teen's cool style. Read More »

“I will admit that the day a bigger group of the cast did get together really was amazing. We were in an old set and hearing some of those voices together. I think everyone involved was kind of dumbstruck by it. It really wasn’t supposed to happen in a way; shows don’t ‘come back.’ And this was the moment we realized it had.”

Mitch Hurwitz, mastermind behind the Greatest Show In History, “Arrested Development,” describes the feeling on the set as the cast reunited to film 10 new episodes that will air exclusively on Netflix. While Hurwitz carefully sidesteps any spoilers (“We have this new JarJar Bluth character so there’s no way anyone will be disappointed”), there are a ton of other fascinating gems in his interview with Vulture, including details about Gob’s Segway and the beyond-exciting revelation that the the show might be coming back for more than 10 episodes. Be still, my Bluth-loving heart! [Vulture]

“Bachelor Pad” Recap: The Great Fall Of Michael

Bach Pad: Love Square
Chris forms a dangerous love square. Read More »
Bach Pad: Frenemies
Awkward hookups and frenemies on "Bachelor Pad." Read More »
Bach Pad: Dating Don'ts
Quit trying so hard, as demonstrated by contestants on "Bachelor Pad." Read More »

*Spoiler alerts abound! * “Bachelor Pad” producers inadvertently shit on their own show last night by trying to save their villain Chris. Everyone wanted that diabolical douche out of there after last week’s love square fallout, but then the “Pad” gods intervened and ended up sacrificing the only two people who ever say remotely amusing things — Michael Stagliano and Erica Rose. Your stupid plan backfired, producers. Is there even any reason to watch anymore? Not really. Blakelely can be mildly entertaining at times and Ed is fun to laugh at when he’s drunk. But can they carry a show? HELL NO. After the jump, how karma farted on Michael and shined on Chris … and some interesting moments in between. Keep reading »

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