Posts tagged "television"

Your Future According To “Arrested Development”

I predict more "Arrested Development" humor in your future. Especially if you receive a reading with this prophetic Tarot deck. See what fate has in store for you according to the Bluths. Just keep your fingers crossed that you don't pull the death card. We all know how that worked out for Buster. […
By: Ami Angelowicz / October 12, 2011

“Jem And The Holograms” Was Deeper Than We Thought

"Just because the show was for kids, I would never write down. I would write the kind of deep, rich story that I would like to watch – just trusting it would communicate to the viewers, and it did. The characters were rich, and deep, and had a lot of life to them, a lot…
By: Ami Angelowicz / October 11, 2011

The Final Countdown To “Arrested Development” The Movie

The final countdown to the "Arrested Development" film (and television season) is here! After five years sans Bluth, it's good to know that my time spent practicing the chicken dance and asking strangers to "babysit me" wasn't all for naught.  We only have to wait one more year before the filming begins. In the…
By: Ami Angelowicz / October 4, 2011

“My Strange Addiction” Presents A Pillow Addict

  This week on "My Strange Addiction," we met 33-year-old Tamara and her pillow Boo. This pair has history. They've been together since 1982, when she found him at an antique shop, but their connection deepened when she leaned on Boo (literally) as a coping mechanism after being molested. Even though Boo has never…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / August 2, 2011

Smell-O-Vision, Coming Soon

Smell-o-vision sounds like something that could only happen in the year 2030, but it could actually be a reality ... pretty soon. Samsung has commissioned researched at UCSD to make a device that attaches to your television and produces scents. The device has a 100x100 matrix of wires that burn in different patterns to create…
By: Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com / June 25, 2011

6 Concepts For Pippa Middleton’s New TV Show

Pippa Middleton's backside is already famous. If The Enquirer's sources are accurate, we may be seeing a whole lot more of P-Middy from the front. Word on the 'bloid circuit is that Oprah Winfrey is pursuing Pippa to become daytime royalty at OWN. Yes, you read that correctly, Pippa Middleton may get her…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / May 27, 2011

10 Things We Hope Will Happen On The Final Episodes Of “Oprah”

I cannot believe that "The Oprah Show" is coming to an end next week. Seriously, I've been watching since I was, like, eight and I always thought I'd make it onto her couch. I guess it's time to let that dream go. Sigh. After 25 seasons, the Big O is filming her final…
By: Ami Angelowicz / May 19, 2011

What Will You Bid On At The “Friday Night Lights” Auction?

It's the final season of "Friday Night Lights." Huge teardrop. If you would like an expensive reminder of your time with Coach, Riggins, Lyla, and the gang, check out NBC's "Friday Night Lights" auction. The prop and costume closets have been raided for your pleasure. Bid on such items as Smash's jersey ($157.50), Coach…
By: Ami Angelowicz / April 22, 2011

And My Favorite “Celebrity Apprentice” Cast Member Is …

Lil Jon is creative, Meatloaf is a dynamo, and Jon Rich has the ethical constitution of an ox. Much respect, but none of them is my favorite cast member of "Celebrity Apprentice" this season. The person I am most excited to see each Sunday is Jack Jason, the hands and voice of…
By: Ami Angelowicz / April 20, 2011

This Girl Can’t Shut Her Mouth

"Bizarre ER" is my new favorite television show that doesn't air here. The same people that brought you the guy with the tiny hat superglued to his head, share the tale of the girl who can't shut her mouth. Poor Holly Thompson, she's not in shock, she just yawned too hard during Government cla…
By: Ami Angelowicz / April 6, 2011

Rosie O’Donnell Vs. “Glee”‘s Ashley Fink

Have you been watching "Glee"? Popular bad boy, Puck (played by Mark Salling), admitted he has the hots for bad ass big girl, Lauren (played by Ashley Fink). They aren't officially a couple, but Puck is courting Lauren at her request while she plays hard to get. I was thinking it was just a…
By: Ami Angelowicz / February 23, 2011

Tiny Television Shows

Isn't television so much more adorable when it's tiny? Check out all of your favorite TV shows in one miniature video diorama. [Buzzfeed]…
By: Ami Angelowicz / February 4, 2011

A Television Show About Edgar Allen Poe?

File this under television show ideas that could go terribly wrong. ABC has given the green light to a pilot about Edgar Allan Poe. The one-hour drama, "Poe," will portray the writer as a detective using unconventional methods to explore the macabre unsolved mysteries of Boston in the 1840s. I wonder if the show…
By: Ami Angelowicz / January 28, 2011

Dan Savage May Be Coming To MTV

My very favorite sex advice columnist and founder of the "It Gets Better Project," Dan Savage, may be a new staple on MTV. Entertainment Weekly reports that he is currently working on a pilot where he goes to college campuses, fields questions about sex, dating, and relationships, and doles out his unique brand of…
By: Ami Angelowicz / January 25, 2011

Are We Ready For The Rat Hoarder?

I've seen every episode of "Hoarders." I survived Sir Patrick the leprechaun, the doll hoarder, the human waste hoarder, the family of hoarders. I was confident that after two seasons of desensitization, there wasn't any kind hoard that could shock me. Oh, how wrong I was. Since I saw the preview, I have…
By: Ami Angelowicz / January 7, 2011

“The Bachelor” Season 15: I Forgive You, Brad Womack

Brad Womack is back for his second chance at love on season 15 of "The Bachelor." Geez, have there really been that many seasons? Anyhow, I turned on the tube with my rotten tomatoes at the ready to hurl at the screen. In my estimation, Brad is the archetype of the emotionally…
By: Ami Angelowicz / January 4, 2011

Purity Rings Have An Expiration Date On “RHOA”

I wanted to be excited that Kim Zolciak's 13-year-old daughter Brielle actually asked her mom for a purity ring on the latest episode of "The Real Housewives of Atlanta," but the whole thing fell apart for me when she started negotiating her abstinence expiration date. 18? 19? 20? I don't know a whole…
By: Ami Angelowicz / November 30, 2010

Israel’s “Dancing With The Stars” Does Girl On Girl

Israel's "Dancing With the Stars" has gotten a lot of press for their decision to feature a same-sex dance pair this season. Gili Shem-Tov is an openly gay sportscaster and Dorit Milman is a heterosexual professional dancer. But they make beautiful music together. "When we go on primetime TV as a couple, we’re showing…
By: Ami Angelowicz / November 6, 2010

The 5 Best Moments In “The Real Housewives Of New Jersey” Reunion Special Preview

Holy crap! Is it almost August 30? "The Real Housewives of New Jersey" two-part reunion special preview is up. I don't need to see more than 1:53 to know that it is going to be the trash TV of the century. After the jump, the top five best moments ... just from the freaking…
By: Ami Angelowicz / August 24, 2010

Snooki Steals The “Jersey Shore” Season 2 Premiere

"Jersey Shore" is back bitches! Here's the Cliff's Notes: People are road trippin' to Miami, Angelina is trying to show her slutty side, Sammi and Ronnie are "single" but continue to fight,The Situation and Pauly D are still egomaniacs, J-WoWW looks like a porn star, Vinny is holding out for quality chicks to bang,…
By: Ami Angelowicz / July 30, 2010