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The Belly Button Challenge Is The Latest Feel-Bad Fad
“The idea is that if you can reach your belly-button from behind, it means you have a good figure. If not, you probably need to lose weight.” Oh.
“Charlie Charlie” Demon-Summoning Pencil Trick Is Actually A Stupid Viral Marketing Scheme
There is nothing left in this world.
School Dress Code Refers To Plus-Size Girls In Tight Clothes As ‘Sausage Rolls’
The American education system already makes me angry every day but adding fuel to that fire are the countless slut-shaming and fat-shaming dress code notes that schools are hell-bent…
“Charlie Charlie Challenge” Is the Lazy Teen’s “Bloody Mary”
Inovking demons has never been easier.
Look At This Douchebag (In Training): The Anonymous Author Of Steps To Becoming A Douchebag
The douchebag pictured above is not the actual author, just a fairly reasonable represenation.
Ohio School Photoshops The Word ‘Feminist’ Off Of A Girl’s Shirt, Calls It ‘Offensive’
Middle school student and my new bff Sophie Thomas of Clermont Northeastern Middles School in Batavia, Ohio wore a shirt to photo day that said FEMINIST in glaring white letters…
Russian Teens’ Winnie The Pooh-Themed Twerk Routine Causes Big Trouble In Russia
The dance studio is charged with negligence and perverted deeds
That Bomb-Ass Dancer From The Missy Elliot Videos Has Still Got It
Here’s the little girl from the Missy Elliot videos all grown up and still puttin’ in work on the dance floor. Reminisce on how eerily talented Alyson Stoner was here,…
Florida Teen Poses As OB-GYN For Like, A Month, Fools Almost Everyone
Today, in things that worry me greatly: A teen in West Palm Beach, FL, has been apprehended by police after “playing doctor” inside a real, live hospital. Dressed in a…
Alabama Teen Receives Death Threats For Posting Smiley Selfie At Auschwitz
Selfies strike again.
Breanna Mitchell, 18, of Roanake, Alabama, graduated from high school this year. In June, she celebrated this milestone by traveling to Europe with her grandmother…
Today In Terribleness: Teenager’s Tragic Caffeine Overdose Has Me Totally Freaked Out
An autopsy has found that an Ohio teenager who mysteriously collapsed a few weeks ago died of a caffeine overdose. Logan Stiner, an 18-year-old Prom King who was set to…
It’s Time To Cry: Teen Takes His Great-Grandma To Prom
I want to think 19-year-old Austin Dennison, a church-going Eagle Scout who plays football, baseball, and basketball and performs in the school band, is a little goody-two-shoes. But I just…