Aaaand this one falls firmly under the category of Things I Do Not Wish To See On My Internet: “Teen Mom 3″ star Mackenzie Douthit McKee graced Instagram to share a touching family photo depicting herself, her husband, and their two-year-old son proudly showing off their latest kill. Trust, there is nothing I am more interested in seeing on my computer screen than a gruesomely murdered buck, blood trickling out of its mouth, eyes still open, organs exposed, being held up by the horns next to two grinning morons and their barefoot toddler on the back of a pickup truck. You can see the uncensored photo on Mackenzie’s Instagram, because I am not about to repost that shit. #lovemylife [Us Weekly]
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- “Teen Mom”‘s Amber Portwood got out of prison today and is now subjected to random drug screening. The mom of four-year-old Leah is currently on parole after 16 months in jail for violating probation for drug possession. Here’s wishing her and her kiddo the best for her recovery! [US Weekly]
- Eddie Cibrian called rumors that he and LeAnn Rimes plan to split “absurd.” I know you were worried. [US Weekly]
- A “Full House” sequel could be in the works. Not sure how they’re going to make that happen unless they offer the Olsen twins a gazillion dollars per episode each. [Perez Hilton]
- RIP society: Kendall Jenner just turned 18 and the porno offers are rolling in. [TMZ] Keep reading »
We’re going to need something to watch while jacking off to a likeness of Farrah Abraham’s vagina. And honestly, we can only watch her backdoor sex tape so many times before getting bored. Vivid Entertainment CEO Steven Hirsch is allegedly frothing at the mouth for another Farrah Abraham porno. “We would love to work with Farrah again … The video continues to do exceptionally well! She really knows how to keep herself out there. The interest is there and we would love to do another tape,” he said. Yes, she very literally is keeping herself out there. Keep reading »
- Silver booty shorts, a “fairytale” chandelier and pricy Sur La Table cookware are just a few of the spendy items that erstwhile porn star Farrah Abraham has on her Amazon WishList. Please, won’t you spend your hard-earned money on an MTV reality star? [In Touch]
- Taylor Swift made a Kanye joke! And a joke about jam. Because, hey, she’s still Taylor Swift. [Crushable]
- Also, Kanye turned down an offer to judge “American Idol,” fearing it would make him too “mainstream.” He knows he impregnated Kim Kardashian, right? [US Weekly]
- Controversial theory: Justin Timberlake needs an *NSync reunion more than *NSync needs him. [Slate]
- Four rules of having a beard, if you are a gentleman who would like to kiss a lady. [How About We] Keep reading »
I started dating Trent when I was 18 and he was 21. Three dates in, I was hooked. We spent all our free time together, going for drives out in the country, watching the latest movies or just sitting around talking. We were also having the copious amounts of sex you would expect from a couple of smitten, horny young adults.
One day we were sitting around watching a reality television show – a relatively new concept back in the year 2000 – about a girl around my age who got pregnant.
“Wouldn’t it be weird if that happened to us?” I said.
“Yeah, totally weird, but it’d work out okay,” Trent replied without thinking.
I wasn’t convinced, but it did make me think about how I would handle it. The fact that we’d recently had a slip-up in the condom department was also at the forefront of my mind, so after the program ended, I decided to ease my mind by taking a quick pregnancy test. Keep reading »
What do you think about when you hear “teen mom?” Perhaps you think about someone who was arrested for heroin recently, or maybe about someone else who came out with a sex tape (aka made a pornographic movie) with James Deen. Maybe your thoughts immediately went to shameful ad campaigns by Candie’s or New York City on preventing teen pregnancy. You might not have thought, however, about Texas State Senator Wendy Davis, who prepared an epic 13-hour filibuster on Tuesday in hopes of blocking SB 5 — a bill in front of the Texas State House that would not only ban all abortions after 20 weeks, but would also close 37 of the state’s 42 clinics, making abortion access in Texas virtually null.
But Sen. Wendy Davis is both a badass reproductive justice warrior and teen mother. Keep reading »
Hello, Child Protective Services? “Teen Mom” and erstwhile porn star Farrah Abraham told a radio station that she’s saved a “baby box” for her toddler Sophia, which she plans to hand over when her daughter is “around 13 or 14, gets her period and is like ‘Oh, I kinda want a boyfriend.’” In it, she’s got all the episodes of “Teen Mom,” her book, and … the porno she filmed with James Deen. Or, as Farrah insists on calling it, her “sex tape.” Why, you might ask, would a 7th or 8th grade girl want to watch a porn film starring her mother? Farrah doesn’t have an explanation herself, but she seems to think that getting one’s period is a sign of advanced sexual maturity and not just, like, part of puberty. There’s nothing wrong with filming a porn, or being a sex worker, and also being a parent. There’s nothing wrong with being a teen parent, either. What is wrong is involving your kid in that confusing (and frankly, gross — no kid wants to know about their mom’s sex life!) realm before the kid is mature enough to mentally and emotionally process it. While I can admire Farrah’s stance as a parent that “I do not hide things,” she obviously isn’t thinking with her Responsible Parenting Cap on with this one. [Celebitchy] [Photo: Pacific Coast News]
- “Reluctant” new porn star Farrah Abraham got turned down twice by SeekingArrangement.com, a sugar daddy website that “matches” women up with rich dudes. The founder of Seeking Arrangement said he was approached by Abraham on two different occasions and that she wanted to get involved with them but “we could tell that Farrah wasn’t coming to us for the right reasons” — whatever that means coming from that site. I guess getting a sugar daddy was all part of the “Teen Mom”‘s multi-step guide to maximum fame! [RadarOnline]
- Kitty Pryde opened for Danny Brown in NYC last night and people in the audience started chanting at her, “Suck his dick, suck his dick.” Pryde took to VICE.com last week, defending Brown over an incident in Minneapolis when he was sexually assaulted by a woman who jumped on stage and started performing oral sex on him. Ugh, this whole story … [ONTD, VICE]
- On the everyday lives of Reddit’s amateur porn stars. [Daily Dot] Keep reading »
That “private” Farrah Abraham and James Deen sex tape is here to ruin lunch for us all! From a blowjob, to P-in-V sex, to the “back door” anal sex as promised, we see James and Farrah in all kinds of clearly-planned-in-advance-for-Vivid fun. Farrah’s her usual nasally, kinda ditzy self but you’ll never look at “Teen Mom” the same way again. For some reason, this sex tape is especially uncomfortable. (Though I beg to disagree with her allegation that Deen is rocking a small penis. There’s a reason this guy is a professional porn star.) You can watch an edited clip above and the full 5-minute clip here. It’s very NSFW. Like, don’t get it twisted, it is straight up hardcore pornography.
Now excuse me while I go try and burn the image of Farrah Abraham’s anus from my mind. I need to “Enternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind” that shit.
- Here are all the screenshots from “Teen Mom” Farrah Abraham’s sex tape with James Deen that you could possibly stomach. (P.S. Watch a very NSFW clip here!) [ICYDK]
- A$AP Rocky thinks all the people who thought he was an asshole for saying black women shouldn’t wear red lipstick are the real assholes. And then he says a whole bunch of racist stuff about black women and how “sensitive” they can be. [Madame Noire]
- Fingerpainting and storytime in China gets competitive, y’all. Two girls have died after eating rat poison-tainted yogurt planted by a rival kindergarten. [BBC]
- If you try to tell Aisha Tyler she’s not a real gamer, she’ll open a big can of STFU on your sorry ass. [Facebook.com/Aisha Tyler]