Posts tagged "teddy bear"

Do Not Want: Fifty Shades Of Grey Teddy Bear

This must stop. "Fifty Shades Of Grey," be it the book or the movie, must stop ruining the world. I know that it's natural to want to sell merchandise related to a phenomenon because MONEY. A Fifty Shades sex toy kit? I can make a snarky remark about the Twitchy Palm Paddle. I can wonder if it…

By: Ami Angelowicz / February 18, 2014

Teddy Bear The Porcupine Celebrates Christmas With Us

He may not be cuddly, but his Christmas spirit gives us the warm fuzzies.

By: Julie Gerstein / December 18, 2011

Placenta Teddy Bears Are Pretty Disgusting

EW! So disgusting! Some kooky designer in London is turning afterbirth placentas into teddy bears. First, London-based Alex Green cures the placenta with salt to kill bacteria; then Green softens the organ with a mixture of eggs and tannins so it'll take on the appearance of suede or leather. (Instead of, you know, a bloody…

By: Jessica Wakeman / November 12, 2009

It’s Time To Stop Sleeping With A Teddy Bear

Dear Gregory, I think we should stop sleeping together. This is hard for me, because we've known each other forever. I want you to know how special your relationship has been to me: going to London and Prague together, moving into our first apartment, nursing me through that awful sinus infection. There will always be…

By: Jessica Wakeman / July 23, 2009