Ted Cruz

Why that meme of Ted Cruz phone-banking for Trump is so sad, not that you should feel sorry for him

Cruz and Sanders both conceded to their rivals, so is there really that much of a difference in what they’re doing? Yes, yes, there is.

Kylie Cheung | October 11, 2016 - 3:09 pm

Ted Cruz is back to his old ways, trying to control something he doesn’t understand

He has no idea how the internet works.

Karen Fratti | September 16, 2016 - 6:03 pm

Reince Priebus Wants To Bravely Remind Us That Donald Trump Has A Right To Free Speech

The Republican National Convention chairman Priebus went so far as to directly address Trump’s recent absurd accusations that attempted to link Ted Cruz’s dad with the JFK assassination.

Bronwyn Isaac | July 25, 2016 - 7:09 pm

Ted Cruz Is Sort Of Cool For Not Endorsing Donald Trump (But Also Still The Devil)

Cruz is still a very sad excuse for a human being.

Karen Fratti | July 21, 2016 - 1:17 pm

An Anti-Abortion Group Plans To Protest At Both Party Conventions, As If We Needed More To Dread

Because nothing makes you want to give birth to a baby more than a throng of angry conservatives flying seemingly photoshopped horrors in your face.

Bronwyn Isaac | July 11, 2016 - 4:23 pm

Ted Cruz Will Speak At The Republican National Convention Despite All The Shit Donald Trump Has Said About Him

The frenemy dynamic between Ted Cruz and Donald Trump has managed to elicit cringe-worthy comedic relief while sufficiently confusing voters who know the pair to be equal cartoon villains.

Bronwyn Isaac | July 8, 2016 - 9:34 pm

Ted Cruz’s Wife Compared His Campaign To The Abolitionist Movement, So That’s Cool

Ted Cruz himself has previously compared Obamacare to the Holocaust, so is anyone really all that surprised? Cruz’s presidential campaign might be over, but alas, the cringe-worthy moments just keep rolling in.

Kylie Cheung | May 11, 2016 - 10:15 am

Michelle Branch Sings Ted Cruz A Beautiful Farewell Song On ‘Full Frontal’ With Samantha Bee

In a beautiful bit of synergy, two of my favorite women have come together to “celebrate” one of my least favorite men. On last night’s episode of Full Frontal With

Liz Magee | May 10, 2016 - 2:05 pm

Dana Carvey’s ‘Church Lady’ Returns To ‘SNL’ To Make Fun Of Ted Cruz And Trump

Last night’s viewers of SNL got to enjoy a little vintage throwback when Dana Carvey came on set to revive the beloved Church Lady character who was ready to mock…

Katrin Higher | May 8, 2016 - 2:30 pm

Who Will Donald Trump Pick As His Running Mate? We Have 4 Excellent Candidates For Him

Republican frontrunner, Donald Trump, has begun vetting vice-presidential running mates. While many are theorizing who the mogul might pick, no names have officially been disclosed. We chose 5 that fit the bill. 

Ana Defillo | May 5, 2016 - 12:00 pm
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