Why that meme of Ted Cruz phone-banking for Trump is so sad, not that you should feel sorry for him
Cruz and Sanders both conceded to their rivals, so is there really that much of a difference in what they’re doing? Yes, yes, there is.
Ted Cruz is back to his old ways, trying to control something he doesn’t understand
He has no idea how the internet works.
Reince Priebus Wants To Bravely Remind Us That Donald Trump Has A Right To Free Speech
The Republican National Convention chairman Priebus went so far as to directly address Trump’s recent absurd accusations that attempted to link Ted Cruz’s dad with the JFK assassination. …
Ted Cruz Is Sort Of Cool For Not Endorsing Donald Trump (But Also Still The Devil)
Cruz is still a very sad excuse for a human being.
Caitlyn Jenner Heads To Cleveland To Celebrate “Republicans Who Advocate For LGBT Freedom,” Confusing Us All
Wait, does she honestly think those exist?
An Anti-Abortion Group Plans To Protest At Both Party Conventions, As If We Needed More To Dread
Because nothing makes you want to give birth to a baby more than a throng of angry conservatives flying seemingly photoshopped horrors in your face.
Ted Cruz Will Speak At The Republican National Convention Despite All The Shit Donald Trump Has Said About Him
The frenemy dynamic between Ted Cruz and Donald Trump has managed to elicit cringe-worthy comedic relief while sufficiently confusing voters who know the pair to be equal cartoon villains. …
Ted Cruz’s Wife Compared His Campaign To The Abolitionist Movement, So That’s Cool
Ted Cruz himself has previously compared Obamacare to the Holocaust, so is anyone really all that surprised? Cruz’s presidential campaign might be over, but alas, the cringe-worthy moments just keep rolling in.
Michelle Branch Sings Ted Cruz A Beautiful Farewell Song On ‘Full Frontal’ With Samantha Bee
In a beautiful bit of synergy, two of my favorite women have come together to “celebrate” one of my least favorite men. On last night’s episode of Full Frontal With…
Dana Carvey’s ‘Church Lady’ Returns To ‘SNL’ To Make Fun Of Ted Cruz And Trump
Last night’s viewers of SNL got to enjoy a little vintage throwback when Dana Carvey came on set to revive the beloved Church Lady character who was ready to mock…
Who Will Donald Trump Pick As His Running Mate? We Have 4 Excellent Candidates For Him
Republican frontrunner, Donald Trump, has begun vetting vice-presidential running mates. While many are theorizing who the mogul might pick, no names have officially been disclosed. We chose 5 that fit the bill. …