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We’re Breaking Up: Drunk Crocs President Who Claimed His Girlfriend Was Taylor Swift

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Dear Darling George Boedecker,

I know you think you’re really super important as the founder of Crocs, the footwear of choice of obese Midwesterners and chef Mario Batali, but just because you managed to create a plastic shoe empire doesn’t mean you get to pretend our love wasn’t real.

According to police reports, when you were pulled over in Boulder, Colorado, for driving under the influence you told cops that it was girlfriend Taylor Swift who’d been behind the wheel. “My girlfriend is a really fucking famous singer,” you told the police, before asking one of the officers if he “knew who Taylor Swift was.” Officer Patrick Vest then asked you if you knew where Swift was, to which you replied, “she was in Nashville,” and noted that she was “batshit crazy.” Keep reading »

Taylor Swift Wants To Be Close To Her Kennedy Boyfriend, So She Buys A Mansion Near His

  • Taylor Swift has bought a house — excuse me, a mansion — that is awfully close to the one owned by new boyfriend Conor Kennedy’s family in Cape Cod. Fuck Facebook, this is how the rich keep tabs, y’all. [Newser]
  • A police officer and two civilians were shot at Texas A&M University today. The suspect has been apprehended. [College Candy]
  • They just got engaged, but “experts” are already predicting the likelihood that a Jennifer Aniston/Justin Theroux marriage will last. I give it a 50 percent shot, just like all marriages. [Your Tango]
  • You know you’re curious about jelqing and other “male enhancement” techniques… [Ask Men] Keep reading »

Taylor Swift Is Dating A Kennedy?

  • First there were rumors she was dating Patrick Schwarzenegger, but it turns out country star Taylor Swift is actually snuggling up to another member of the Kennedy family — Conor Kennedy, Robert Kennedy Jr’s son. [Your Tango]
  • The 2012 MTV VMA nominees have been announced. Find out who’ll be fighting for a moon man! [Next Movie]
  • Pilot Inspektor. Apple. Denim. What’s the worst celebrity baby name of them all? [TruTV]
  • Did you know “tug of war” was once an Olympic event? [TruTV] Keep reading »

Taylor Swift Might Be Hooking Up With Patrick Schwarzenegger

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  • New couple alert: Taylor Swift and Patrick Schwarzenegger, the 18-year-old son of Maria Shriver and Arnold Schwarzenegger, were spotted canoodling over July 4th. This seems like a more age-appropriate matchup than when Tay-Tay was dating Jake Gyllenhaal or John Mayer. [PopCrush]
  • Selena Gomez is joining the ranks of celebs launching a nail polish collection with Nicole by OPI. [New York Girl Style]
  • Rihanna is suing her former accountants for losing millions of her hard-earned dollars. That sucks, RiRi. [Celebrity Cafe]
  • These identical twins can play the “Game Of Thrones” theme song on their harp. Nerd out, y’all. [The FW]
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Oops: Taylor Swift & John Mayer Have An Awkward Run-In

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John Mayer "humiliated" by Taylor Swift's "Dear John" song. Read More »
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  • Awkward! On Tuesday, literally the day before  that Rolling Stone article came out in which John  Mayer trashes his ex Taylor Swift, the pair ran into each other at a West Hollywood restaurant. A source tells Page Six that the staff was seating Swift near Mayer’s table when she “very visibly — in front of the entire restaurant — demanded to be moved to the other side” of the eatery. [New York Post]
  • “Gossip Girl”‘s Leighton Meester won a lawsuit against her mother, claiming her mom used $7,500-a-month she sent to be used for her little brother’s “severe medical issues” on Botox, plastic surgery and hair extensions. Leighton is allegedly trying to get custody of her little brother as well. [Celebrity Cafe]
  • Danica McKellar, the actress who played Winnie Cooper on “The Wonder Years,” has filed for divorce from her husband. [TMZ]
  • Jim Carrey is defending himself against Jenny McCarthy’s accusations that he abandoned her 10-year-old autistic son after the couple split after a five-year relationship. “I will always do what I believe is in the best interest of Evan’s well being,” Carrey said in a statement. “It’s unfortunate that Evan’s privacy is not being considered.  I love Evan very much and will miss him always.” [New York Daily News]

John Mayer “Humiliated” By Taylor Swift’s “Dear John” Song, Calls It “Lousy”

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“[I was] really humiliated [by "Dear John"]. It made me feel terrible. Because I didn’t deserve it. I’m pretty good at taking accountability now, and I never did anything to deserve that. It was a really lousy thing for her to do. … I never got an e-mail. I never got a phone call. I was really caught off-guard, and it really humiliated me at a time when I’d already been dressed down. I mean, how would you feel if, at the lowest you’ve ever been, someone kicked you even lower? … I will say as a songwriter that I think it’s kind of cheap songwriting. I know she’s the biggest thing in the world, and I’m not trying to sink anybody’s ship, but I think it’s abusing your talent to rub your hands together and go, ‘Wait till he gets a load of this!’ That’s bullshit.”

John Mayer responds to Taylor Swift’s “Dear John,” a scathing indictment of what an asshole Mayer can be. Lyrics like “maybe it’s you and your sick need to give love and take it away / you’ll add my name to a long list of traitors who don’t understand / and I’ll look back in regret I ignored when they said run as fast as you can” sure aren’t flattering. But  I’m on Team Taylor for this one. First of all, artists do art. Art makes the world go ’round; I didn’t realize they had to email their exes about it first. How about if you don’t want to wake up with a song written about you, don’t go bed with a songwriter? Keep reading »
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