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Star Couplings: Taylor Momsen Prefers Mechanical Vibes Over Male Companions

  • Taylor Momsen is bored by men and says her best friend is her vibrator. [Dlisted]
  • Samantha Ronson visited Lindsay Lohan in a sober living facility two days before the actress is expected to go to jail. [TMZ]
  • Sherri Shepherd testified during her divorce proceedings that she found photos of her husband having sex with another woman after returning from the neonatal intensive care unit. [The YBF]

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Taylor Momsen Will Be A Material Girl

Cat’s out of the bag—”Gossip Girl” star and angsty teen Taylor “Bad Attitude” Momsen will be the face of Lourdes Ciccone’s Material Girl line for Macy’s that she’s designing with mommy Madonna. Think little Lola had a say in hiring her? Our instincts say yes as Lourdes has been pushing her juniors collection towards an edgier style, and Momsen seems like the type of style icon Lola would admire.

Of course—and it’s so obvious, do we even have to say it?—the critics will inevitably rage against Momsen for presenting herself through yet another avenue as a bad role model for teens. She’s got a bitchy attitude, she smokes, she acts way too old and reckless for a 16-year-old, etc., etc. What do you think about Taylor Momsen modeling for Material Girl? Would you have rather seen Lourdes do it herself? [E! Online] Keep reading »

Quotable: Taylor Momsen Is Not Pathetic Like Miley Cyrus, OK?

“I’m not looking to be Miley f**king Cyrus. I don’t care about the fame. I do it because I love music. I like making records and if people like them, then we’ll go along for the ride. … I’m not dissing Miley personally. However, I do think the Disney bubblegum s**t that the world is living right now is pathetic. I thought we passed that repression. I don’t know Miley, but musically we’re different. To compare us because of our age is silly.”

Taylor Momsen really wants the music industry to take her band, The Pretty Reckless, seriously and not lump her in the same category as the pop stars currently topping the charts just because of her age. Is that why she’s talking like a 50-year-old truck driver? [Bloginity] Keep reading »

Taylor Momsen’s New EP Slightly Redeems Her

Taylor Momsen‘s band, The Pretty Reckless, released its first EP online today. Up until this point, I was pretty content to hate on Momsen for her constant snarling and black-lidded eye-rolling about the pains of fame. She’s always struck me as a snotty tween caught in her rebellious stage, and I worried that The Pretty Reckless was just an excuse for the “Gossip Girl” star to wear ripped tights all the time. Well, this EP has proved me at least partially wrong. This band is actually talented and has created four quality songs. Momsen can sing! She has a surprisingly big voice for a 16-year-old waif; although, she’s still trying too hard to sell us on her punkness by alluding to drug use and underage sex in her lyrics. Overall, we are seeing quite a few Jenny Humphrey connections in Momsen’s tunes. After the jump, we sample the songs and wax philosophic on the Jenny parallels. Keep reading »

Jenny Loses Her Virginity On “Gossip Girl” And, Of Course, It’s A Disaster

There I was, minding my own business on Monday night, when I noticed “Jenny Humphrey” from “Gossip Girl” became a trending topic on Twitter, i.e., something everyone is tweeting about. Jenny Humphrey, of course, is the precocious 16-year-old budding fashion designer from Brooklyn, played by Taylor Momsen. With her older brother, Dan, young Jenny attends a fancy Upper East Side prep school; she just wants to be accepted by the rich kids, who dismiss her as a social climber. I clicked on the trending topic and saw hundreds of tweets saying things like, “Jenny Humphrey is a ho!” and “I hate Jenny Humphrey, she’s such a skank!”

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Quotable: Taylor Momsen Likes To Play With Knives

“I have my favorite black knife with me all the time. It’s a switchblade. It relaxes me to flick it.”

Taylor Momsen, everyone’s favorite badass lil’ sis, tells a U.K. newspaper that she forgot she had “a couple of knives” still in her purse when she walked through airport security recently. Did she forget to take off her brass knuckles too? [Huffington Post] Keep reading »

Taylor Momsen Is More Punk Rock Than You

Or she at least thinks so. Eek. [London, 5/13/10]
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Quickies: The Next Susan Boyle, Taylor Momsen Swears On TV & Justin Bieber Takes Over Oprah

  • Is this woman the next Susan Boyle? [CNN]
  • Beyonce’s House of Dereon brand is expanding into home decor, starting with a line of bedding! Now you can stay warm at night with Sasha Fierce! [Luxist]
  • Silly Taylor Momsen. The oh-so-punk-rock “Gossip Girl” star swore on a British morning show. [Huffington Post]

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Quotable: Silly Cobains. Taylor Momsen Wants To Be Kurt, Not Courtney

“I don’t wanna be Courtney Love—I wanna be Kurt Cobain. He’s brilliant and his songs are genius. The Hole records are great. Everyone always compares me to Courtney Love because they think we like dress the same and we both have blond hair, wear lipstick and dresses. But I’m sorry, don’t a lot of girls dress like that? I look at Nirvana. I don’t look at Hole.”

—Taylor Momsen blabbing to Entertainment Weekly, not realizing that the Courtney comparisons have more to do with her attitude and penchant for flippant quotes than her look. Maybe Taylor could do a little gender bending and play Kurt in the new biopic? [EW via Celebitchy] Keep reading »

Taylor Momsen Is A “Gossip Girl” Goner

Taylor Momsen hasn’t won many supporters on The Frisky with her self-absorbed remarks about not being a role model and having no time to care about Haiti. So it’s not surprising that her bad attitude has affected her relationship with the “Gossip Girl” writers. As a result of creative differences, Taylor’s character, Jenny Humphrey, will be absent next season for an unspecified number of episodes, according to an insider who spoke to EW.com. Taylor has also confirmed that she’s done with the program. The writers seem to be cooking up something extra big for Little J during this season’s finale, but something tells me the character will be back at some point. Keep reading for my ideas on how they can get rid of Taylor, but still keep Jenny waiting in the wings for another big moment. Keep reading »