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Taylor Swift Gets Hardcore Goated

Leave Taylor Alone!
She's allowed to have a lot of boyfriends, okay? Read More »
Taylor And Emma's Style
Have you ever style-morphed into your bestie? Read More »
Taylor Crying Nonstop
Taylor Swift and Harry Styles
... over breakup with Harry Styles. Read More »
I knew you were a goat when I walked in.

Look, there is absolutely nothing I can say about this video of Taylor Swift and screaming goats that could do it any justice. Let’s just say, the internet really outdid itself and should really just retire about now. [Hypervocal]

Well-Played: Human Heartbreak Machine Taylor Swift All Dolled Up At The Brit Awards

Leave Taylor Alone!
She's allowed to have a lot of boyfriends, okay? Read More »
Taylor And Emma's Style
Have you ever style-morphed into your bestie? Read More »
Taylor Crying Nonstop
Taylor Swift and Harry Styles
... over breakup with Harry Styles. Read More »
Taylor Does Dubstep
Taylor Swift dabbles in dubstep for "I Knew You Were Trouble." Read More »

Taylor Swift has been kind of an unavoidable beacon of willowy heartbreak lately, hasn’t she? This sad little moppet took a break from eviscerating Harry Styles and Conor Kennedy in song, to attend the Golden Globes, the Grammys, and now the Brit Awards. She’s never met an awards show she didn’t like. Thankfully, she’s got a cadre of stylists and designers clamoring to dress her. This time, Ol’ Swifty chose a gorgeous Elie Saab gown, with revealing sheer side panels. Well played, Ms. Swift. Perhaps you will attract another gloriously nubile young man to take you to the dance.

These Us Weekly “Mini-Me” Photos Make Me Squirmy

Hey, I’m not telling Us Weekly how to live its life, but holy crap do these mini-me children-dressed-as-Grammy winners creep me out. First off, I am super not cool with the idea of little kids dressing up as people whose reputations are built on their sexiness. Second, they gave one little boy fake facial hair so he could look like Sean Paul. What is that about?

The Us photos are part of a larger project called Toddlewood, by photographer Tricia Messeroux. According to her Tumblr, this is part of  “the hottest photography project featuring the who’s who in Hollywood and politics but in a smaller more irresistible package.” Keep reading »

Grammy GIFs
The best moments from the 2013 Grammy's in GIFs and pics. Read More »
Adele's Grammy Manicure
Her nails were red underneath, like Louboutin shoes! Read More »

The Soapbox: Taylor Swift Is Allowed To Have A Lot Of Boyfriends, OK?

Silver Lining's Slut Shame
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Jennifer Lawrence's character gets slut-shamed in "Silver Lining's Playbook." Read More »
Chesca On Victim Blaming
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Jenna Marbles slut shames and Chescaleigh explains victim blaming. Read More »
On Slutshaming
It's about controlling women through guilt and shame. Read More »

A few years ago, a favorite subject of conversation in pop culture writing was about Taylor Swift’s perceived “slut shaming” in her songs. Need I remind you of the song “Better Than Revenge,” allegedly directed at the actress Camilla Belle for stealing away Joe Jonas, which includes lyrics like “she’s not what you think, she’s an actress / she’s better known for the things that she does on the mattress”?

Today, the favorite subject of conversation in pop culture writing about Taylor Swift is her long list of boyfriends. Can you name them with me? Joe Jonas, Jake Gyllenhaal, Taylor LautnerJohn Mayer, Conor Kennedy, and most recently Harry Styles from One Direction. (Pardon me if I forgot anyone.)

My, how the fickle winds have changed. Keep reading »

It’s A Slow News Day Over At US Weekly

Taylor Crying Nonstop
Taylor Swift and Harry Styles
... over breakup with Harry Styles. Read More »
Carrie's Sound Of Music
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Carrie Underwood has been cast as Maria von Trapp in the TV movie. Read More »
JLo On Catfight Rumors
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Cameron Diaz and J.Lo on how women celebs are always suppose to fight. Read More »
  • Actual headline on Us Weekly‘s web site: “Taylor Swift & Carrie Underwood ‘Hate Each Other’.”  Oh, hello, catfight narrative that doesn’t affect male celebrities! [US Weekly]
  • Christina Applegate is leaving “Up All Night” and may be replaced by Lisa Kudrow. Hmm, I wonder if those rumors that her hooking up with Will Arnett led to the tragic Arnett-Poehler split of 2011 were true. [NYMag.com]
  • Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady’s baby daughter Vivian is as gosh darn adorable as you would expect. [Styleite] Keep reading »

John Mayer Officially Confirms Jerk Status In Romantic Relationships

John Apologizes
John Mayer apologizes for "dumb interviews" about ex-girlfriends. Read More »
John Trashes Taylor
Summer Beauty Inspiration From The Stars
John Mayer "humiliated" by Taylor Swift's "Dear John" song. Read More »
Taylor Rebuffs John
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Taylor Swift has no interest in what John Mayer has to say about her. Read More »
  • John Mayer’s succinct explanation for what went wrong with Taylor Swift, Jennifer Aniston and Jessica Simpson: “I was just a jerk.” [US Weekly]
  • An anonymous rich person (very rich person) chats about their life and comes off as extremely likable. [The Billfold]
  • Check out the cover art and track listing for Justin Timberlake’s new album, The 20/20 Experience! [Just Jared] Keep reading »

Taylor Swift Is “Crying Nonstop” Over Harry Styles Breakup

Circumcision Drama?
Taylor Swift supposedly wanted Harry Styles to get snipped. Read More »
Taylor's Latest Breakup
Taylor Swift & One Direction's Harry Styles Go For Romantic Stroll In NYC
Another breakup for Taylor Swift. Read More »
"Dirty Dancing" Lift
Here's Taylor Swift and Harry Styles doing the "Dirty Dancing" lift. Read More »
  • Taylor Swift has been “crying nonstop” since her breakup with Harry Styles, according to Star magazine, and “bawled herself to sleep” the night of the Golden Globes after Tina Fey jokes about Swift staying away from Michael J. Fox’s teen son. [WetPaint]
  • And Ben & Jerry’s new “30 Rock”-themed flavor is … Liz Lemon! Lemon Greek frozen yogurt with a blueberry lavender swirl. [Pop Culture Brain]
  • Lindsay Lohan supposedly asked her friend Lady Gaga for a half-million dollar loan to pay off her debts and got shot down. Guess she’s got to go back to The Bank Of Charlie Sheen then? [Celebitchy]

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Taylor Swift And Harry Styles Allegedly Broke Up Because She Wanted Him To Get Circumcised

Snowman Sex
He tried to have sex with a snowman and got frostbite of the penis. Read More »
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Almie teaches us how to wank while someone else is in the room. Watch »
  • I can’t believe there’s more than one ridiculous circumcision story in a day. National Enquirer reports that Taylor Swift and Harry Styles broke up because she wanted him to get his foreskin snipped and he wouldn’t. Who comes up with this stuff? [Pop Bytes]
  • Don’t be embarrassed if you’ve had sex with an ex. Everyone does it. Not everyone … but lots of us. [Nerve]
  • Learn the science behind kissing. My favorite discovery: turtles kiss by tapping heads. [Em & Lo]
  • A roundup of some of Cosmo’s all time worst sex advice. There’s plenty to choose from. [Uptown Magazine]
  • Here are some rules to follow if you’re planning on having a one-night stand. Real ones, not Cosmo ones. [iVillage]
  • A guys weighs in on whether or not they mean what they say when they’re drunk. I once told someone I worked at a bean factory when I was drunk. I didn’t mean it. Didn’t even remember saying it. [A New Mode] Keep reading »

Listen To Tom Odell Cover Taylor Swift’s “I Knew You Were Trouble”

Taylor Songs For You
A Taylor Swift song for every relationship status. Read More »
"Basket Case" Cover
Alanis covers "Basket Case" in homage to her friend Billie Joe. Read More »
Taylor Does Dubstep
Taylor Swift dabbles in dubstep for "I Knew You Were Trouble." Read More »
cover song
Tom Odell
He Knew You Were Trouble When You Walked In

Taylor Swift fans don’t get any respect and I’m okay with that. It means that I’m willing to listen to this Tom Odell cover of “I Knew You Were Trouble,” sung as a ballad — instead of that faux dubstep weirdness — and Taylor haters are not.

In other news, that Tom Odell is a tall drink of water. I think we’ve found ourselves a new Hump Day Hottie! [Just Jared]

Michael J. Fox Does Not Want That Taylor Swift Lady Going Near His Son

Taylor's Latest Breakup
Taylor Swift & One Direction's Harry Styles Go For Romantic Stroll In NYC
Another breakup for Taylor Swift. Read More »
Taylor Does Vogue
Taylor Swift Vogue cover photo
And she dons a really big hat. Read More »

“No. No … Just back off. I don’t keep up with it all, but Taylor Swift writes songs about everybody she goes out with, right? What a way to build a career.”

–Michael J. Fox ruminates on the career arc of Taylor Swift and disses TT as a potential love match for his son Sam. Sam, you’ll remember was the center of a joke during the Golden Globes, when Amy Poehler warned T. Swift to “stay away from him,” to which Swift responded with some total bitch face. I don’t know about you, but I wouldn’t want to cross Alex P. Keaton. [NYMag.com]

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