This woman clearly has far, far too much time on her hands. Maybe she wants to come dust my apartment to feel like a productive member of society? Anyway, all I can say about this video is ... and you guys got on my case about ogling 17-year-old Taylor? [BuzzFeed]

“[This mom said] ‘Excuse me Taylor…. I’m wearing the Team Taylor panties right now. Is there any way I can take them off for you and just have you sign ‘em quick?’…. And the daughter goes, ‘Mom, come on!’ The mother told her daughter, ‘Honey, don’t worry. This is what we do at these things.’ And security stepped in and said, ‘No ma’am, this is not what we’ll be doing.’”

—Taylor Lautner tells Entertainment Weekly about a mom-and-daughter duo he encountered while promoting “New Moon”

Taylor Lautner fans will see a whole lot of Taylor when ‘New Moon’ hits theaters. Even the newly bulked-up star has to laugh at one (of many) shirtless scene where he whips off his shirt to tend to a Kristen Stewart head-wound.

“I start laughing so hard every time I see that scene,” Lautner related at the ‘New Moon’ press day. “‘Oh you’re bleeding? Okay let me fix it.’ It’s so embarrassing.”

Have you seen this “New Moon” promo of Kristen Stewart’s foreplay with Alex Meraz of Bella’s throwdown with the werewolf pack, Taylor Lautner‘s hot, bare-chested brothers? They must spend a lot replacing their T-shirts every time they change form. One matinee ticket, please. [I am unashamed to admit that I’ve already bought my ticket for opening night.—Editor]  [You Tube via EW]

I am picturing the nuptials. “Do you, Taylor, take Taylor to be your lawfully wedded wife?” “I do.” “Do you, Taylor, take Taylor to be your lawfully wedded husband?” “I do.” Sigh. I wish there were a boy out there named Amelia. We could have such fun together. [Beverly Hills, 10/29/09]

It’s no wonder Taylor Lautner made it onto our list of “21 Guys We’re Ashamed To Say We’d Screw” because he’s frickin’ hot, even when he’s giving a baby-face pout. But we’d never act on our attraction because he doesn’t look a day over 14. 

It doesn’t take much to get “Twilight” fans in a tizzy. This new 14-second teaser trailer for “New Moon” is certainly doing the trick. What does the trailer show us? To, uh, not have high expectations for the acting and dialogue in this flick. OK, fine. We won’t judge it on this tiny snippet. But I think we can all agree that the highlight here is Taylor Lautner‘s bod. He’s over 18, right?

That’s all we’re going to say because Taylor Lautner is only 16, and we’ve never wanted to go to jail. Anyway, Taylor has definitely enhanced Jacob Black’s body by putting on 26 pounds, so far. And he really seems to enjoy his new physique, and so do we, especially when he flexes his biceps.

We are ecstatic to announce that Taylor Lautner will retain his role as Jacob Black in “New Moon,” the second movie in the “Twilight” series. Lautner hasn’t had many roles as a teenager, but he has worked consistently since he landed his first role in 2001. More facts about him after the jump.

Summit Studio can’t seem to save the “Twilight” drama for the screen. Chris Weitz replacing Catharine Hardwicke as director isn’t the only shake up for the “Twilight” sequel, “New Moon.” As we reported last week, the studio still isn’t sure baby-faced Taylor Lautner should continue to play Jacob Black, who is much bigger and beefier in the remaining books. Weitz and author Stephenie Meyer recently released statements explaining the casting drama. But neither statements confirmed Lautner’s return. In fact, a rep from Summit said, “The casting decision in regards to the character Jacob Black has yet to be made.” We now hear that Weitz is considering 26-year-old Michael Copon, the actor from the “Scorpion King 2,” for the new role of Jacob. Can you hear me screaming in agony? As I’m reading, New Moon, I picture Lautner and only Lautner as Jacob. However, Copon seems determined to land this role. And has even began self-advertising by changing his Facebook status to: “Michael Copon in a Twilight Zone!” But don’t count Lautner out yet because his agent has a plan to show Summit how a digitally beefed-up Lautner could work as the new Jacob. As if the Jacob drama wasn’t enough, another actor, Ben Barnes from “The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian,” is jockeying for the role of Aro. And guess what? Barnes has the same manager as Copon and Cam Gigandet, who played James in “Twilight.” Shady![Perez Hilton]

Now that Catherine has jumped off the “Twilight” bandwagon and dragged Emily down with her, Annika and I are holding down the fort for “Twilight” fans on The Frisky. I finished the fourth book, “Breaking Dawn,” this weekend and am super sad about it. To get over my melancholy, I’m catching up on my “Twilight” movie news! First, Catherine Hardwicke, the “Twilight” director, is out for the filming of the second film in the series, “New Moon.” I’m actually pretty relieved about this, because as much as I enjoyed watching the movie, including all the campiness, I do think there were lots of rushed moments and poorly shot scenes. I hope they replace the screenwriter as well—I know they had to condense the storyline so that it wouldn’t be an absurd four hours in length, but I felt like grazed over important bits that made the love story “believable.” No word yet on who is going to direct “New Moon,” but the guy who directed “About A Boy” and “The Golden Compass,” Chris Weitz, is supposedly among the contenders.