Tag Archives: tattoos

Kickass Woman Of The Day: Sgt. Theresa Vail Will Be The Miss America Contestant To Bare Tattoos

sgt theresa vail miss america tattoos

Sgt. Theresa Vail is quite the unconventional beauty pageant contestant. Miss Kansas is a not only a soldier, an opera singer, an aspiring army dentist and college senior majoring in Chinese and chemistry, but she also has tattoos — generally a pageant taboo. On Sunday, September 15th, she will become the first Miss America contestant permitted to expose her ink. Keep reading »

We’re Breaking Up: Guy Who Got This Gorilla Tattoo On His Head

Covered In Twilight Tats
You'll never guess why this woman got inked. Read More »
Be My BF: Poem Tattoo
We love his poem tattoo. Read More »

Dear Guy Who Got A Gorilla Tattoo On The Back Of His Head,

Listen, I thought our relationship was going pretty well. I thought your bald spot was cute. I really liked your taste in beaded chokers. And then you went to the tattoo parlor, and came back with … this. What am I supposed to do when I wake up in the middle of the night and this thing’s staring at me from your pillow?! Sorry to say it, but we’re gonna have to break up. I hope you and your fearsome head gorilla live happily ever after.

Cordially,
Winona

[Huffington Post]

Adrienne Bailon Is Getting That “Ratchet” Kardashian Tattoo Removed From Her Ass

17 Anal Tattoos
anal tattoo
17 butt and anal tattoos to make you feel really uncomfortable. Read More »
Adrienne Bailon Is Getting That "Ratchet" Kardashian Tattoo Removed From Her Ass

“I’ve gotten pretty bad tattoos before. Everybody knows I have the ratchet-iest booty tattoo of an ex-boyfriend. I don’t know what I was thinking … It’s awful. Ten-letter last name, Kardashian. It’s pretty bad, yeah. Now that is a ratchet tattoo. I made a very bad decision. Don’t follow my example.”

– Adrienne Bailon, ex-girlfriend of Rob Kardashian, admitted that she regrets getting his full name inked on her butt while appearing as a guest on “The Real.” In fact, she hates her “Robert A. Kardashian” tattoo so much that she’s getting it lasered off. Good call. I wouldn’t want to walk around with Kardashian branding on my ass either. But doesn’t everyone know that you should never get an S.O.’s name inked on any part of your body? People really have to stop doing that. It never ends well. [NYMag.com]

Be My Boyfriend: Man Who Got A Tattoo Of His Wife On His Bald Spot

Be MY BF: Weed and Koolaid
This man dialed 911 looking for weed. Of course. Read More »
Be My BF: Klingon Sword
Johnnie Blade wielded a Klingon sword. Read More »
Be My BF: Tattooed Shoes
Permanent converse? Yes, please! Read More »

Dear Bob Baker,

Congrats on your new tattoo! It looks like it’s healing really nicely. I’m sure you’re getting a lot of attention for it right now. Not necessarily for getting a tattoo of your wife in a bikini and high heels pushing a lawnmower on your bald spot that people are calling “wicked,” but for being a 68-year-old man with a 28-year-old wife. Eh, if Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison can get hitched, so can you and your wife, Kelly. You’ve been together for nine years now, married for three. You’ve got nothing to prove. Although your two grown daughters, who are respectively 10 and  16 years older than your wife, may not feel the same way about the relationship. Keep reading »

Crazy: Parents Paid Tattoo Artist To Sabotage Teen Daughter’s Tattoo

Mastectomy Tattoos
breast cancer mastectomy tattoos
Breast cancer survivors ink their stories on their chests. Read More »
Tattooed 11-Yr-Old?
If your 11-year-old asks for a tattoo, you should probably say no. Read More »

The show “Tattoo Nightmares” is simple: people with horrible tattoos complain about how horrible their tattoos are, then get new tattoos to cover up the damage.

Usually the new ink looks a little strange, but the original tattoos sometimes represent some kind of emotional damage, so they are worth covering up. In the case of a young woman named Kristina with an unfortunate cabbage tattoo, it’s her parents and the ink that are horrible. Keep reading »

Man Named Hostgator Dotcom Is Getting Porn Site Tattoo Removed From His Face

Covered In Twilight Tats
You'll never guess why this woman got inked. Read More »
Norman's Tattoo
It's for his dad, Amelia, duh. Read More »
Grumpy Cat Tat!
grumpy cat fan art
... and 14 other pieces of amazing Grumpy Cat fan art. Read More »
hostgator dotcom

If your parents have ever hassled you about a no-good, worthless jerk you’ve been dating, it’s time send Mom and Dad an email saying, “At least I wasn’t dating this guy!” This guy is Billy Gibby, who changed his name to Hostgator Dotcom when he sold his name the the web hosting company Hostgator.com. That’s not the only thing Dotcom’s made a quick buck off of: he earned $50,000 a decade ago getting his entire face tattooed with URLs for porn sites and online casinos. He’s a walking billboard for sleaze! But after learning that Dotcom might want to remove some of those face tats, one of the porn sites, Cam4.com, has offered to pay for the cost of laser tattoo removal. ”They advertised on my face a long time ago … and decided they wanted to help me,” Dotcom told VICE magazine. “They’re just doing it to be nice.” Nice indeed. Just think of all the respectable jobs he could get with one less porn site URL tattooed on his face.

[Daily Dot] [Image via Facebook.com/HostgatorDotcom]

  • Zergnet: Simply Irresistible

  • HowAboutWe

  • Popular