I’ve got nothin’ against Amber Heard, but when I heard the rumor that Johnny Depp had split from his longtime partner (and the mother of his children) Vanessa Paradis to start a romance with the much younger actress, I was deeply disappointed. Why, Johnny, why? Are there any middle-aged men who are impervious to the…
Bonus points for that brow cred.
Exceptions made for Josh Duggar, who need only write a note of apology to Jesus H. Christ.
Somebody call the wahmbulance.