If I understood technology, I would make the image of Unimpressed Cat Tartar Sauce morph seamlessly into the face of Ron Swanson and then morph through to that of Wilford Brimley. But I don’t. So you’ll just have to imagine that.
Hmm, I see. …
Foiled again by the Church of Scientology! DAMN YOUUUUUU!
Does this mean she’s jumped off the Bridge to Total Freedom? Fingers crossed!
Cosmo’s trivialization of the title “first family” shows a blatant disregard for the Obamas’ legacy and for people of color to whom it represents generations of dreams and aspirations realized.