Modern Lady Asks, Why Are All The Female Cops So Sexy?
We have been woefully remiss is posting "Modern Lady," the new CurrentTV web series starring Erin Gibson that replaced Sarah Haskins' late, great "Target: Women" show. Allow us to atone for our sins with today's offering: Erin Gibson asking why all of TV's lady cops are the same -- with a dee…
Sarah Haskins Looks Back On The Ads Of 2009 And Voms
God love ya, Sarah Haskins, for this hilarious "Target: Women" spot on women-targeted ads of 2009. Just a snippet: "The kids are ungrateful. Our husbands are idiots. And keeping our bushes neat is a full-time job!" Here's hoping advertisements in 2010 will be less sexist and dumb!
You Are Never Safe! But At Least Sarah Haskins Makes It Funny
"If you're a woman alone, you're a victim waiting to happen!" Thank God someone is finally saying those BE AFRAID ALL THE TIME commercials are really super dumb—sensationalized "rape fables," as our girl Sarah Haskins calls them. Not every knock at the door means a psycho burglar-rapist is afoot!
Odorific Products Help Men Score Hot Chicks!
Another totally genius "Target: Women" vid from Sarah Haskins. This time she points out how many commercials try and sell products based on their ability to attract hot women, specifically through the power of smell -- the smell of clean laundry, gum, deodorant, mini-burgers, the list goes on and on.
Sarah Haskins Turns 30, Also Known As “Old”
Happy birthday, Sarah Haskins! We hope you got some nice presents to cheer you up, because now that you're the big 3-0, it's time to start fretting about incontinence, arthritis and other ailments that affect women of a certain age. Luckily Big Pharma's got plenty of medications for an old lady like yourself. Did you…
Laundry: The Adderall Of Chores
One of the reason why I love Sarah Haskin's "Target: Women" videos is that sometimes they force me to laugh at my own stereotypical womanly ways. This week, she goes off on detergent commercials which make it seem like women love doing laundry. "Why can't we break the spin cycle?" she asks. "Because when you're…