What would Grumpy Cat do? She certainly wouldn’t approve of attaching her visage to a pair of nipple tassels. No, the fact that Grumpy Cat nipple tassles exist would no doubt make Grumpy Cat grumpier than ever. And what kind of striptease involves a glaring cat face? Certainly not a very sexy one, that’s for sure. Nevertheless, if you must, these Grumpy Cat tassels are available on Etsy site (natch) Montabahn for $85. Get yours, weirdo.
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Tard, the cat otherwise known as Grumpy Cat, has been making the media rounds of late. He’s taken his patented lazy look on the road, and today stopped off at style blog Refinery 29 to talk about Choupette and take a gander at the 2013 United Bamboo cat collection. Tard exhibited disinterest and mild disdain, which means he’s perfectly positioned to be the next major fashion personality. But will Tard deign to wear any of these fancy fashions? Stick around to the end and find out. [Refinery 29]
When it comes to the Internet cat elite, there’s really no competition. Lil Bub and Grumpy Cat (otherwise known as Tard) are at the tip top of the cat cuteness food chain. But what do they really think about each other? If you ask Bub, well, she’s rather evasive. But we can assume from her sullen tone that she’s none to pleased to even be put in the same category as Tard. Talk about getting catty … (Sorry, I had to.) [Huffington Post]
If I understood technology, I would make the image of Unimpressed Cat Tartar Sauce morph seamlessly into the face of Ron Swanson and then morph through to that of Wilford Brimley. But I don’t. So you’ll just have to imagine that.