• Tara Reid has confirmed she’s engaged to businessman Michael Axtmann. [Starpulse]
• Courtenay Semel has revealed that she and Casey Johnson had a get-rich-quick scheme to release a sex tape. [E! Online]
• Madonna allegedly wants to have a baby for Jesus Luz and is consulting doctors to make it possible. [The Superficial]

We probably could have predicted this, but Tara Reid has finally decided to pose for Playboy. Her reasoning behind doing the cover and a spread in the January issue? She wants us to know that her botched plastic body is fixed! Tara likened her bad plastic surgery to a broken bone. “I mean, it’s like breaking your arm,” she says. “I broke my arm and everyone knew about it, and then I got it fixed. And now my arm looks great! I think no-one really wanted to think I got fixed, or that I’m better, but I am and everything in my life is better now.” Great extended metaphor, Tara!

According to reports, Tara Reid has been rejected for the seventh season of Dancing With the Stars.  The reason?  Well, it seems the folks over at ABC don’t find her to be “family friendly” enough. Reid, apparently, applied and was rejected several times. Ouch. We’re just wondering what exactly they find so offensive? Sure, she’s a notorious Hollywood party girl, but then again, most celebrities in their twenties today are known for being a little wild.  She also had some botched plastic surgery and a very public nipple slip at Diddy’s 35th birthday party; neither one of those is an uncommon occurrence in Hollywood.  Hey, a nipple slip is PG compared to the kitty-flashing that goes on today in Tinseltown.

Perhaps ABC needs to take a closer look at some of the contestants they’ve had on the show prior to see how squeaky clean they really are.  A sample of the contestants ABC has deemed appropriate in the past is after the jump…

Yesterday, Amelia noticed something different about Ali Lohan’s physique, so that got me thinking about how breasts, or a lack thereof, can affect a young starlet’s rise to fame. Here’s a list of celebs whose breasts have affected their careers.

• Soleil Moon Frye is best known for her role as Punky in the television sitcom Punky Brewster. When she was 16, Soleil had breast reduction surgery, going from 36DD to 34C because she had back problems. But knowing our culture, I think she also wanted to be taken seriously as an actress and later as a director.
• To me, Raven-Symone represents a normal body size. She has curves that are proportional to her height, and she’s one of a few thick girls catering to the preteen girl demographic. But every time I watch That’s So Raven, I wonder why her breasts and the rest of her torso are always covered because it makes her look larger than she really is. Then I realized this is a technique to make Raven, 22, look more like a teenager for her roles on that show and in The Cheetah Girls movies. But choosing to cover her curves has led to a malicious debate online: Is Raven fat or all breasts?