Posts tagged "tanning mom"

Tanning Mom Meets Her Foot-Tall Doppelganger

Tanning Mom Patricia Krentcil has become one of the lucky few to score her own doll, but I kind of think they did a sloppy job. The doll’s tan looks accurate enough, but what’s with the navy pantsuit? It hides, not emphasizes her bronzed glow. The Tanning Mom I know and love would never approve.

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / June 5, 2012

The Tannest People In The World

We get that having a tan can feel good, but most of us don’t understand Tanning Mom’s desire to obtain that leathery shade of brown. And then there are others for whom Patricia Krentcil is a tanning icon. Trish Paytas — you might remember her from an episode of “My Strange Addiction” — doesn’t get why…

By: Ami Angelowicz / June 1, 2012

This Week In Sex: Tanning Mom Goes Braless & Don’t Talk About Boners At Your Wedding

Somebody is showing Playboy what she’s got to offer. There’s a whole bunch more of these photos of Tanning Mom sans bra. Unfortunately, she’s also sans bow. [Huffington Post]
Sex toys and couples go together like PB and J. If you weren’t already aware, here are some perks of using sex toys i…

By: Ami Angelowicz / May 18, 2012

8 Things We’re Starting To Understand About Tanning Mom

For the last two weeks we’ve been trying to wrap our heads around the many things we didn’t get about Patricia Krentcil (aka Tanning Mom). In the process, we’ve grown a wee bit fond of her. Amelia and I were talking today, and while we still don’t understand exactly how she achieved her mysterious shade…

By: Ami Angelowicz / May 16, 2012

H&M Under Fire For The Use Of A Ridiculously Tan, Blatantly Altered Model

H&M made Tanning Mom so proud with their new swimwear ad, which features model Isabeli Fontana flaunting skin the color of coffee beans. The Swedish fast-fashion retailer was forced to apologize Thursday after the campaign in question left doctors, critics, and cancer groups roaring with outrage. The photos are clearly altered — though Fontana, who…

By: Rachel Krause / May 12, 2012

12 Things We Don’t Understand About “Tanning Mom”

We can’t hide it. We won’t deny it. We are fascinated, strangely fascinated, with Tanning Mom, the New Jersey mother who was arrested for child endangerment for allegedly taking her her five-year-old to the tanning salon. We frankly aren’t sure if she suffers from body dysmorphia of some sort (likely) or she’s just an elaborate…

By: The Frisky / May 4, 2012

Snooki — Yes, Snooki — Thinks The Tanning Mom Is Batcrackers

“That bitch is crazy … you are not supposed to take kids there. Everyone knows you are NOT supposed to take kids there.”
— Our “Jersey Shore” girl Snooki has harsh words for fellow tanning addict Patricia Krentcil. If Snooki is pulling your card, well, you know it’s bad. [Extra]…

By: Julie Gerstein / May 4, 2012

Hot Links: Dan Savage Labeled A “Bully” & Experts Conclude The Tanning Mom Is, Duh, Tanorexic

My BFF Dan Savage has been labeled a “bully” because he went on a rant about ignoring the “bullshit in the Bible about gay people,” and while he apologizes for calling a person who walked out of this speech “a pansy ass,” he stands by his other comments. [Newser]
Star says that Angelina Jolie…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / May 3, 2012

“Tanning Mom” Speaks!

Yesterday we were gobsmacked by/fascinated with Tanning Mom, aka Patricia Krentcil, the New Jersey mama bear who got arrested for allegedly putting her five-year-old in a tanning bed. Tanning Mom got arrested for child endangerment after her fair-skinned, redheaded little girl went to school with a bad sunburn and told teachers she “went tanning with…

By: Jessica Wakeman / May 3, 2012

Jersey Woman Arrested For Taking Her Daughter Tanning

Nutley, New Jersey, mother Patricia Krentcil really likes tanning. That’s obvious when you look at her oranged-up skin and bleached hair. But police officials in Nutley believe that Krentcil likes tanning so much that she brought her five-year-old daughter into the tanning booth with her, giving the child serious burns.

Krentcil’s daughter Anna,…

By: Julie Gerstein / May 2, 2012
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