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Very Tan People!

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Some very important news in the world of tan-ness: Patricia Krentcil, better known as Tanning Mom, has announced that she will STOP tanning. In an exclusive interview with In Touch, Tanning Mom said that she wants the chance to “rehabilitate her image by staying out of the sun (real and artificial) for an entire month.” While Tanning Mom acknowledges that “nothing is forever,” she knows that she is “sick of talking about tanning.” NOOO! I mean, I’m happy for her potentially pre-cancerous skin, but I want her to keep talking about tanning. I was just starting to understand her and now she’s gone. Sadz. I think she’ll need a hobby while she’s on her tanning hiatus. Something to keep her busy (and me occupied). Some ideas for Tanning Mom after the jump. Keep reading »

Tanning Mom Used To Be A Hot Bikini Model Before She Ruined Her Skin

The StirJune 6, 2012 //

The Internet is buzzing with some astonishing news! Patricia Krentcil, otherwise known as Tanning Mom, used to be HOT. Yes, we all know she is sizzling hot from her five-times-a-week tanning sessions. No, I mean she used to be a babe. Some old photos of Tanning Mom have surfaced, and apparently TM was a bikini model. She also has a porcelain, fresh-faced complexion. No word how old she is in the pics, but I’d say in her 20s. Krentcil is now 44, but appears a lot older, probably as a result of all that tanning.

If you don’t believe that the sun can destroy your skin, take a look at this guy. It appears the left side of his face is melting. However, it’s because he was a truck driver for 28 years. The left side of his face was constantly exposed to the sun because of the window, but his right face remained in shadow. So one side of his face looks to be in its 60s, the other in its 80s! Read more …

Tanning Mom Meets Her Foot-Tall Doppelganger

Amelia McDonell-ParryJune 5, 2012 //

Mother arrested for allegedly putting her 5-year-old in a tanning bed. Read More »

Huh Tanning Mom?

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Back away from the tanning bed s-l-o-w-l-y. 23 Photos »

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Tanning Mom Patricia Krentcil has become one of the lucky few to score her own doll, but I kind of think they did a sloppy job. The doll’s tan looks accurate enough, but what’s with the navy pantsuit? It hides, not emphasizes her bronzed glow. The Tanning Mom I know and love would never approve. [Photo: INFDaily]

The Tannest People In The World

Ami AngelowiczJune 1, 2012 //

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We get that having a tan can feel good, but most of us don’t understand Tanning Mom’s desire to obtain that leathery shade of brown. And then there are others for whom Patricia Krentcil is a tanning icon. Trish Paytas — you might remember her from an episode of “My Strange Addiction” – doesn’t get why everyone is attacking Tanning Mom. “I don’t know why people were making such a fuss — [Tanning Mom's] a beautiful color. Her tan would look great on me,” said the 24-year-old lingerie model who spends about $40,000 a year to get her skin that color. We beg to differ.

We suspect Trish is suffering from tanorexia, but she doesn’t agree. “I’m not addicted. I could stop any time. But I feel so much better and confident when I’m tanned,” she explained. You can’t argue with denial. But you can argue with her styling choices. In particular, I’m not getting the white makeup. Click through to see more of the tannest human beings we’ve ever seen. Warning: You may have the sudden urge to run out and buy SPF 80. Perfectly normal. [The Sun UK]

This Week In Sex: Tanning Mom Goes Braless & Don’t Talk About Boners At Your Wedding

Ami AngelowiczMay 18, 2012 //

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Granny's Vibrator

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Somebody is showing Playboy what she’s got to offer. There’s a whole bunch more of these photos of Tanning Mom sans bra. Unfortunately, she’s also sans bow. [Huffington Post]
Sex toys and couples go together like PB and J. If you weren’t already aware, here are some perks of using sex toys in the bedroom. [Your Tango]
A handy dandy guide to the history of vibrators. Starting with how doctors used to massage the hysteria out of women’s clitorises with them. [TresSugar]
The downfalls of virtual sex. Like how the other person is not actually there? That sucks. [College Candy]
Boners really shouldn’t be mentioned during wedding vows. Just for the sake of your guests’ comfort. [TruTV] Keep reading »

8 Things We’re Starting To Understand About Tanning Mom

Ami AngelowiczMay 16, 2012 //

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Huh Tanning Mom?

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For the last two weeks we’ve been trying to wrap our heads around the many things we didn’t get about Patricia Krentcil (aka Tanning Mom). In the process, we’ve grown a wee bit fond of her. Amelia and I were talking today, and while we still don’t understand exactly how she achieved her mysterious shade of tan, there are a few things about tanning mom that can understand. For starters, everyone does feel better when they have a tan. You can’t argue with that. More after the jump. Keep reading »

H&M Under Fire For The Use Of A Ridiculously Tan, Blatantly Altered Model

Rachel KrauseMay 12, 2012 //

Huh Tanning Mom?

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H&M made Tanning Mom so proud with their new swimwear ad, which features model Isabeli Fontana flaunting skin the color of coffee beans. The Swedish fast-fashion retailer was forced to apologize Thursday after the campaign in question left doctors, critics, and cancer groups roaring with outrage. The photos are clearly altered — though Fontana, who is of Brazilian descent, is naturally bronzed, the skin tone she’s been given is closer to that of an African-American. It seems like the change was meant to highlight the contrast between the complexion and the brightly-hued bathing suits, but if that’s the case, why wouldn’t they just use a black model? Keep reading »

12 Things We Don’t Understand About “Tanning Mom”

The FriskyMay 4, 2012 //

Mother arrested for allegedly putting her 5-year-old in a tanning bed. Read More »

Back away from the tanning bed s-l-o-w-l-y. 23 Photos »

For that subtle orange glow! Read More »

We can’t hide it. We won’t deny it. We are fascinated, strangely fascinated, with Tanning Mom, the New Jersey mother who was arrested for child endangerment for allegedly taking her her five-year-old to the tanning salon. We frankly aren’t sure if she suffers from body dysmorphia of some sort (likely) or she’s just an elaborate ruse a la fellow tanning aficianado Courtney Stodden.

But either way, Patricia Krentcil leaves us with a lot of questions. Keep reading »

Snooki — Yes, Snooki — Thinks The Tanning Mom Is Batcrackers

Julie GersteinMay 4, 2012 //

Mother arrested for allegedly putting her 5-year-old in a tanning bed. Read More »

Back away from the tanning bed s-l-o-w-l-y. 23 Photos »