Posts tagged "tanning mom"

12 Celebs We Love To Hate (And Hate To Love)

This is my life: after every major awards show, I lie awake contemplating my feelings toward Taylor Swift. What we have is a love/hate relationship of epic proportions, that leaves me fighting an inner battle every time I see her on television. Do I cheer? Hiss? Pre-order her next album? Most…
By: Katie Oldenburg / February 25, 2014

Tanning Mom May Be Single, But She Sure Is Fabulous

Tanning Mom's not going to let a silly, little thing like a divorce get in her way of being fabulous. Patty K showed that single is sassy during a recent impromptu photo shoot for the paps. Allegedly she was on the way to the plastic surgeon's office where she might have gotte…
By: Ami Angelowicz / November 7, 2013

Watch Scenes From Tanning Mom’s Gay Porn! (SFW)

This behind-the-scenes look at Tanning Mom on the set of "Kings of New York 2," that gay porn she starred in. Based on what we see here, it was an excellent idea for her to go to rehab. I'm glad that she's a…
By: Ami Angelowicz / October 16, 2013

6 Things I Learned About Tanning Mom From Her New Blog!

I can just retire from the internet now because Tanning Mom has launched a Tumblr, Tips From Tan Mom. I don't know if it's tips as much as  a showcase of her new sober lifestyle and…
By: Ami Angelowicz / September 10, 2013

You Know You Wanna Watch Tanning Mom’s New Music Video “Life Of The Party”

Maybe the rest of you are over Tanning Mom. I'm still way up in Patricia Krentcil's blonde weave. She is and always will be the life of my party. Her latest single "Life of the Party" featuring Adam Barta does not disappoint. Please enjoy Tanning Mom making out with a drag queen, seductively eating…
By: Ami Angelowicz / August 15, 2013

The Tannest People In The World

We get that having a tan can feel good, especially in the summer.  But most of us don't understand Tanning Mom's desire to obtain that leathery shade of brown. And then there are others for whom Patricia Krentcil is a tanning icon. Trish Paytas -- you might remember her from an episode of "My…
By: Ami Angelowicz / August 3, 2013

Anatomy Of An Amazing News Story: Michael Lohan Checks Tanning Mom Into Rehab

Every once in awhile a story so strange, so bizarre or so WTF comes along that it leaves us no choice but break it down into its most essential parts and try to make sense of it all. We knew Tanning Mom might have a drinking problem when she had a…
By: Ami Angelowicz & Julie Gerstein / June 24, 2013

Tanning Mom’s Music Video Is Finally Here!

To quote Amelia when she alerted me that Tanning Mom's music video for her new single, "It's Tan Mom," was available for viewing: "Christmas has come early." I don't celebrate Christmas because I'm a Jew. But this video is what I would ask for if I made a Christmas list. I've dreamed of it. I've…
By: Ami Angelowicz / May 20, 2013

Tanning Mom Breaks Into The Gay Porn Biz

It's only a matter of time now before Tanning Mom makes her dream of becoming a famous actress come true. Her pitch to star in a porn of her own was rejected by Vivid Entertainment. But as fate would…
By: Ami Angelowicz / May 13, 2013

Tanning Mom’s New Single Is Way Hotter Than Farrah Abraham’s Sex Tape

Take that, Farrah Abraham getting done up the pooper by James Deen! You have been outdone by Tanning Mom! No, she didn't make a sex tape. TMZ obtained…
By: Ami Angelowicz / May 6, 2013

Tanning Mom & 7 Other Non-Celebs Who Recorded Singles To Stay Relevant

I guess when the sex tape thing didn't pull through, Tanning Mom, my muse, had to come up with another way to stay in the spotlight. What about her biopic…
By: Ami Angelowicz / May 1, 2013

Tanning Mom Wants To Make A Sex Tape, Takes 100 Topless Beach Pics Instead

Tanning Mom is ready to ditch the bows and get down to business. TMZ obtained an email sent by Patricia Krentcil to Vivid Entertainment's president, Steve Hirsch, shamelessly propositioning him to produce her sex tape: "I see you are trying to buy this sex tape from this Teen Mom. Well, if you REALLY want to…
By: Ami Angelowicz / April 19, 2013

Tanning Mom Supports The Anti-Tanning Law She Inspired, Continues To Be Amazing

My obsession with Tanning Mom Patricia Krentcil grows stronger with every passing public appearance. Her latest is this gem of a TMZ interview where she responds to New Jersey's newly instated "Tan Mom Law," which requires anybody under the age of 17 to have a parent or legal guardian present when using a tanning bed. …
By: Ami Angelowicz / April 4, 2013

“Tanning Mom” Will Star In Her Own Biopic

Well, isn't this is the bit of meta movie news wonderfulness I've been waiting for all my life? Tanning Mom, otherwise known as Patricia Krentcil, told In Touch magazine that there's a biopic in the works about her life. I know! That's amazing. But it gets way better. Guess who's starring in "Tanning Mom: The…
By: Ami Angelowicz / March 8, 2013

Tanning Mom Considering A Move To Jolly Old England

New Jersey isn't quite as fun when you've been banned from the local tanning salons. So Tanning Mom Patricia Krentcil is doing what any UV-ray worshipper would do: she's considering packing up her suntan oil and moving to the UK. The New York Daily News reports that our most embarrassing cultural export since the "Jersey…
By: Jessica Wakeman / February 25, 2013

Is It Too Late To Ask For This Tanning Mom Action Figure?

This "Tanorexic" action figure, made by toy company Herobuilders.com, turned out to be their hottest selling item of 2012. No surprise there. Because of legal reasons, they couldn't make the doll in the exact likeness of Tanning Mom Patricia Krentcil, but, we get it. All she needs is a bow. I have to get it…
By: Ami Angelowicz / January 2, 2013

The Dumbest People Of 2012

Dumb people come and go every year, and 2012 was no different. The past 12 months saw some epic stupidity, and not just from famous generals who had affairs with their biographers, men still dating the women who bit off their testicles, or the CEO who oversaw the death of the Twinkie. We have those…
By: TruTV / December 12, 2012

Dream Headline: Tanning Mom Appears At A Drag Show

Sometimes everything in the universe just aligns and, in one day, all your dreams come true. Today, the world brought me FORKLIFT FOOT and TANNING MOM AT A DRAG SHOW. I am a lucky, lucky human being. I am very grateful, internet gods. Very grateful. Behold this video of Tanning Mom Patrcia Krentcil as the…
By: Ami Angelowicz / August 30, 2012

6 New Hobbies For Tanning Mom Now That She Has (GASP!) Stopped Tanning

Some very important news in the world of tan-ness: Patricia Krentcil, better known as Tanning Mom, has announced that she will STOP tanning. In an exclusive interview with In Touch, Tanning Mom said that she wants the chance to "rehabilitate her image by staying out of the sun (real and artificial) for a…
By: Ami Angelowicz / August 2, 2012

Tanning Mom Used To Be A Hot Bikini Model Before She Ruined Her Skin

The Internet is buzzing with some astonishing news! Patricia Krentcil, otherwise known as Tanning Mom, used to be HOT. Yes, we all know she is sizzling hot from her five-times-a-week tanning sessions. No, I mean she used to be a babe. Some old photos of Tanning Mom have surfaced, and apparently TM was a bikini…
By: The Stir / June 6, 2012
1 2