Posts tagged "tanning mom"

12 Celebs We Love To Hate (And Hate To Love)

This is my life: after every major awards show, I lie awake contemplating my feelings toward Taylor Swift. What we have is a love/hate relationship of epic proportions, that leaves…

Katie Oldenburg | February 25, 2014 - 9:00 am

Tanning Mom May Be Single, But She Sure Is Fabulous

Tanning Mom’s not going to let a silly, little thing like a divorce get in her way of being fabulous. Patty K showed that single is sassy during a recent…

Ami Angelowicz | November 7, 2013 - 3:00 pm

Watch Scenes From Tanning Mom’s Gay Porn! (SFW)

This behind-the-scenes look at Tanning Mom on the set of “Kings of New York 2,” that gay porn she starred in. Based on what we see here, it was an…

Ami Angelowicz | October 16, 2013 - 5:00 pm

6 Things I Learned About Tanning Mom From Her New Blog!

I can just retire from the internet now because Tanning Mom has launched a Tumblr, Tips From Tan Mom. I don’t know if it’s tips as much as  a showcase of…

Ami Angelowicz | September 10, 2013 - 9:00 am

You Know You Wanna Watch Tanning Mom’s New Music Video “Life Of The Party”

Maybe the rest of you are over Tanning Mom. I’m still way up in Patricia Krentcil’s blonde weave. She is and always will be the life of my party. Her…

Ami Angelowicz | August 15, 2013 - 9:20 am

The Tannest People In The World

We get that having a tan can feel good, especially in the summer.  But most of us don’t understand Tanning Mom’s desire to obtain that leathery shade of brown. And then there…

Ami Angelowicz | August 3, 2013 - 12:00 pm

Anatomy Of An Amazing News Story: Michael Lohan Checks Tanning Mom Into Rehab

Every once in awhile a story so strange, so bizarre or so WTF comes along that it leaves us no choice but break it down into its most essential parts

Ami Angelowicz & Julie Gerstein | June 24, 2013 - 2:30 pm

Tanning Mom’s Music Video Is Finally Here!

To quote Amelia when she alerted me that Tanning Mom’s music video for her new single, “It’s Tan Mom,” was available for viewing: “Christmas has come early.” I don’t celebrate…

Ami Angelowicz | May 20, 2013 - 11:20 am

Tanning Mom Breaks Into The Gay Porn Biz

It’s only a matter of time now before Tanning Mom makes her dream of becoming a famous actress come true. Her pitch to star in a porn of her own

Ami Angelowicz | May 13, 2013 - 2:30 pm

Tanning Mom’s New Single Is Way Hotter Than Farrah Abraham’s Sex Tape

Take that, Farrah Abraham getting done up the pooper by James Deen! You have been outdone by Tanning Mom! No, she didn’t make a sex tapeTMZ obtained a snippet of…

Ami Angelowicz | May 6, 2013 - 4:00 pm

Tanning Mom & 7 Other Non-Celebs Who Recorded Singles To Stay Relevant

I guess when the sex tape thing didn’t pull through, Tanning Mom, my muse, had to come up with another way to stay in the spotlight. What about her biopic

Ami Angelowicz | May 1, 2013 - 9:00 am

Tanning Mom Wants To Make A Sex Tape, Takes 100 Topless Beach Pics Instead

Tanning Mom is ready to ditch the bows and get down to business. TMZ obtained an email sent by Patricia Krentcil to Vivid Entertainment’s president, Steve Hirsch, shamelessly propositioning him…

Ami Angelowicz | April 19, 2013 - 2:20 pm

Tanning Mom Supports The Anti-Tanning Law She Inspired, Continues To Be Amazing

My obsession with Tanning Mom Patricia Krentcil grows stronger with every passing public appearance. Her latest is this gem of a TMZ interview where she responds to New Jersey’s newly…

Ami Angelowicz | April 4, 2013 - 2:20 pm

“Tanning Mom” Will Star In Her Own Biopic

Well, isn’t this is the bit of meta movie news wonderfulness I’ve been waiting for all my life? Tanning Mom, otherwise known as Patricia Krentcil, told In Touch magazine that…

Ami Angelowicz | March 8, 2013 - 8:40 am

Tanning Mom Considering A Move To Jolly Old England

New Jersey isn’t quite as fun when you’ve been banned from the local tanning salons. So Tanning Mom Patricia Krentcil is doing what any UV-ray worshipper would do: she’s considering…

Jessica Wakeman | February 25, 2013 - 2:40 pm

Is It Too Late To Ask For This Tanning Mom Action Figure?

This “Tanorexic” action figure, made by toy company, turned out to be their hottest selling item of 2012. No surprise there. Because of legal reasons, they couldn’t make the…

Ami Angelowicz | January 2, 2013 - 1:40 pm

The Dumbest People Of 2012

Dumb people come and go every year, and 2012 was no different. The past 12 months saw some epic stupidity, and not just from famous generals who had affairs with…

TruTV | December 12, 2012 - 4:50 pm

Dream Headline: Tanning Mom Appears At A Drag Show

Sometimes everything in the universe just aligns and, in one day, all your dreams come true. Today, the world brought me FORKLIFT FOOT and TANNING MOM AT A DRAG SHOW.

Ami Angelowicz | August 30, 2012 - 3:20 pm

6 New Hobbies For Tanning Mom Now That She Has (GASP!) Stopped Tanning

Some very important news in the world of tan-ness: Patricia Krentcil, better known as Tanning Mom, has announced that she will STOP tanning. In an exclusive interview with In Touch,…

Ami Angelowicz | August 2, 2012 - 10:00 am

Tanning Mom Used To Be A Hot Bikini Model Before She Ruined Her Skin

The Internet is buzzing with some astonishing news! Patricia Krentcil, otherwise known as Tanning Mom, used to be HOT. Yes, we all know she is sizzling hot from her five-times-a-week…

The Stir | June 6, 2012 - 1:10 pm