Posts tagged "taco bell"

This Girl Had Her Senior Pictures Done At Taco Bell & The Results Are Amazing

Ah yes, high school senior portraits. We remember them like they were just yesterday…awkward poses with our hands uncomfortably folded over our laps, sitting in a freshly mowed lawn. What a time to be alive.
Brittany Nicole Creech of St. Louis, however, was not about to go the traditional way for her senior photos. According…

College Candy / August 11, 2015

New Hero: Taco Belle, Princess Of Fourth Meal

OK, so I’m not going to lie, despite my complete and total confoundment with Taco Bell, I am sort of obsessed with it as a cultural phenomenon. It blows my mind that you can put their ingredients together in any combination and still come up with a palatable menu item. It also blows my mind…

Rebecca Vipond Brink / July 30, 2015

Soon You’ll Be Able To Get A Cerveza With Your Taco Bell Chalupa

Anyone who was excited when Taco Bell made a taco out of a biscuit will likely be blown away by this news: The fast-food chain will now be serving beer, wine, and alcohol “freezes,” the Chicago Tribune reports. And there’s good reason why a Chicago newspaper is reporting on it: The fast-food joint’s new locatio…

Newser / June 4, 2015

Taco Bell Is Removing Their Artificial Ingredients

I will take four tostadas, thanks!

Rebecca Vipond Brink / May 26, 2015

My Daily Prayers Worked – Taco Bell May Start Delivering to Your Door, You’re All Welcome

Likely sensing that Chipotle being classified as a great first date spot was mainly thanks to me, Taco Bell just upped its game big time to make a play for king of my fast casual dining loving heart: they’ll be testing a delivery service starting this year.
Given that the largest barrier to entry to dining at…

Beejoli Shah / April 9, 2015

Taco Bell’s Cap’n Crunch Delights Are Speaking To My Mouth And Vagina

I know how the headline sounds, but seriously, does that picture not make literally everything water? Do you not have an erection from that picture? Is this just me?
Taco Bell is testing out a new pastry dessert that’s basically Cap’n Crunch dough filled with “milk icing,” by which they mean, I’m sure, “icing that…

Rebecca Vipond Brink / February 28, 2015

Taco Bell Is A Lie

I don’t know why I expected better from Taco Bell, but here’s what puts the nail in the coffin of any faith I had in them: Apparently you can just throw any — or all — of their ingredients together, in any proportion, and come out of it with an acceptable product.
What is that?

Rebecca Vipond Brink / September 24, 2014

Be My Boyfriend: Guy Who Posted A Craigslist Ad For Someone To Take Him On A Taco Bell Run During The Blizzard

Dear Taco Dude,

First of all, I’d like to let you know that I feel your pain. While you were weathering the blizzard in Baltimore, I was also snowed in and hungry in New York City. It sucks to have a “shItty little hybrid douchemobile” that won’t make it to your neighborhood Taco

Ami Angelowicz / January 22, 2014

Debate This: Okay, So What’s The Big Deal About Horse Meat?

For the past couple of weeks, there’s been a major scandal brewing, regarding the use of horse meat in food products that were advertised as beef. Horse meat was found in meatballs at Ikea (the company says only its European stores); at British Taco Bells; and some meat in supermarket freezers in Ireland and Britain.

Julie Gerstein / March 1, 2013

Be My Boyfriend: Guy Who Handcuffed Himself To A Taco Bell Employee He Fancied

Dear Jason Earl Dean,

I understand that this week a judge sentenced you to four years in prison for handcuffing yourself to a woman who wouldn’t go out with you. Apparently, her Taco Bell coworkers heard her screaming, and rushed outside to find you cuffed to this woman. When they approached, you let…

Julie Gerstein / January 10, 2013

Doritos Taco Is Taco Bell’s Biggest Hit Ever

You may have scoffed when Taco Bell unveiled its Doritos Locos Taco—a taco wrapped in a Nacho Cheese Doritos-flavored shell—but the masses apparently love it, because it’s become Taco Bell’s most successful launch ever. More than 200 million have been sold since March, leading to a much-needed boost in revenue for the fast food chain.

Newser / August 28, 2012

Today In Terribleness: Woman Attempts To Sell Baby At Taco Bell

A woman in Washington was arrested for allegedly making a run to the border with her three-day-old son. Officials responded when they received a 911 call reporting that 36-year-old Heidi-Lynn Knowles had approached a patron at the local Taco Bell and tried to sell her a baby for $500. The woman and her infant were…

Ami Angelowicz / July 19, 2011

Breaking News! Taco Bell Will Make You Skinny!

Goddamn do I love Taco Bell’s 7 Layer Burrito. Cheese and beans and beef and sour cream and hot sauce and oh-so-much-more wrapped in a nutritionless flour tortilla … mmm mmmmmm! It has been, oh, three years since I had one of these hot pockets of deliciousness because Taco Bell, my friends, is straight-up NASTY…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / December 29, 2009

R.I.P.: Gidget The Taco Bell Chihuahua Enters Doggie Heaven

Tear. Gidget the Chihuahua, famous for her manly utterance, “Yo quiero, Taco Bell,” in the chain’s commercials (watch one after the jump), has died at the age of 15. “She made so many people happy,” Gidget’s trainer, Sue Chipperton, told People. “[She] always knew where the camera was.” On the one hand, this is sad,…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / July 22, 2009

Couple Weds At Taco Bell

A couple in Illinois ran for the border recently when they mistook Taco Bell for wedding bells. Caragh and Paul Brooks got engaged on New Year’s Eve and because they like Taco Bell so much, they decided to get married there. The bride wore a $15 hot pink dress, employees decorated the restaurant…

Wendy Atterberry / January 14, 2009