Posts tagged "taco bell"

RIP Society: Taco Bell Is Offering Taco Shells Made Out Of Fried Chicken

Fast food innovations are hit or miss. Taco Bell is especially familiar with this truism, as they are responsible for both the Doritos Locos Taco — their most successful launch…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | September 4, 2015 - 4:30 pm

This Girl Had Her Senior Pictures Done At Taco Bell & The Results Are Amazing

Ah yes, high school senior portraits. We remember them like they were just yesterday…awkward poses with our hands uncomfortably folded over our laps, sitting in a freshly mowed lawn. What…

College Candy | August 11, 2015 - 11:40 am

New Hero: Taco Belle, Princess Of Fourth Meal

OK, so I’m not going to lie, despite my complete and total confoundment with Taco Bell, I am sort of obsessed with it as a cultural phenomenon. It blows my…

Rebecca Vipond Brink | July 30, 2015 - 11:00 am

Soon You’ll Be Able To Get A Cerveza With Your Taco Bell Chalupa

Anyone who was excited when Taco Bell made a taco out of a biscuit will likely be blown away by this news: The fast-food chain will now be serving beer,…

Newser | June 4, 2015 - 4:15 pm

Taco Bell Is Removing Their Artificial Ingredients

I will take four tostadas, thanks!

Rebecca Vipond Brink | May 26, 2015 - 1:30 pm

My Daily Prayers Worked – Taco Bell May Start Delivering to Your Door, You’re All Welcome

Likely sensing that Chipotle being classified as a great first date spot was mainly thanks to me, Taco Bell just upped its game big time to make a play for king…

Beejoli Shah | April 9, 2015 - 9:00 am

Taco Bell’s Cap’n Crunch Delights Are Speaking To My Mouth And Vagina

I know how the headline sounds, but seriously, does that picture not make literally everything water? Do you not have an erection from that picture? Is this just me?

Rebecca Vipond Brink | February 28, 2015 - 9:20 am

Taco Bell Is A Lie

I don’t know why I expected better from Taco Bell, but here’s what puts the nail in the coffin of any faith I had in them: Apparently you can just…

Rebecca Vipond Brink | September 24, 2014 - 5:00 pm

Be My Boyfriend: Guy Who Posted A Craigslist Ad For Someone To Take Him On A Taco Bell Run During The Blizzard

Dear Taco Dude,

First of all, I’d like to let you know that I feel your pain. While you were weathering the blizzard in Baltimore, I was also…

Ami Angelowicz | January 22, 2014 - 2:30 pm

Debate This: Okay, So What’s The Big Deal About Horse Meat?

For the past couple of weeks, there’s been a major scandal brewing, regarding the use of horse meat in food products that were advertised as beef. Horse meat was found…

Julie Gerstein | March 1, 2013 - 3:00 pm

Be My Boyfriend: Guy Who Handcuffed Himself To A Taco Bell Employee He Fancied

Dear Jason Earl Dean,

I understand that this week a judge sentenced you to four years in prison for handcuffing yourself to a woman who wouldn’t go out…

Julie Gerstein | January 10, 2013 - 2:20 pm

Doritos Taco Is Taco Bell’s Biggest Hit Ever

You may have scoffed when Taco Bell unveiled its Doritos Locos Taco—a taco wrapped in a Nacho Cheese Doritos-flavored shell—but the masses apparently love it, because it’s become Taco Bell’s…

Newser | August 28, 2012 - 2:50 pm

Today In Terribleness: Woman Attempts To Sell Baby At Taco Bell

A woman in Washington was arrested for allegedly making a run to the border with her three-day-old son. Officials responded when they received a 911 call reporting that 36-year-old Heidi-Lynn…

Ami Angelowicz | July 19, 2011 - 6:20 pm

Breaking News! Taco Bell Will Make You Skinny!

Goddamn do I love Taco Bell’s 7 Layer Burrito. Cheese and beans and beef and sour cream and hot sauce and oh-so-much-more wrapped in a nutritionless flour tortilla … mmm…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | December 29, 2009 - 7:45 pm

R.I.P.: Gidget The Taco Bell Chihuahua Enters Doggie Heaven

Tear. Gidget the Chihuahua, famous for her manly utterance, “Yo quiero, Taco Bell,” in the chain’s commercials (watch one after the jump), has died at the age of 15. “She…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | July 22, 2009 - 2:10 pm

Couple Weds At Taco Bell

A couple in Illinois ran for the border recently when they mistook Taco Bell for wedding bells. Caragh and Paul Brooks got engaged on New Year’s Eve and…

Wendy Atterberry | January 14, 2009 - 1:00 pm