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What Would Tabloid Headlines Look Like Without Sexism?

What would tabloid headlines look like without sexist commentary? For one thing, they’d be totally boring. Vagenda magazine thought it would be funny to prove this by asking Twitter followers to rewrite tabloid headlines without the sexism. The result evokes that weird moment where you laugh so hard that it eventually turns into tears, and then you’re not sure whether to feel amused or just grim. If you’re in a mood to laugh, you can check out the whole series of tweaked headlines over at Death and Taxes. Can this be an everyday Twitter activity, please? I’d be so in. [Death And Taxes]

TMZ Publishes Photos Of Evelyn Lozada Bleeding After Chad Ochocinco Assault

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Chad Ochocinco and Evelyn Lozada photo
Chad Ochocinco was arrested for domestic violence this weekend. Read More »
Is Ochocinco Your Hero?
Some people's reaction to the abuse is that Evelyn Lozada had it coming. Read More »
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Evelyn Lozada injuries from Ochocinco

Nearly a year ago, Chad “Ochocinco” Johnson was arrested for domestic violence after he headbutted his new wife Evelyn Lozada. She hastily filed for divorce, just six weeks after their wedding. Ochocinco received only 12 months of probation and DV classes for the assault. He has been sentenced to 30 days in jail — but that seems to be more for slapping his lawyer on the butt rather than assaulting his wife. He was also kicked off the Miami Dolphins following the incident and VH1 canceled the couple’s reality show.

Today, TMZ published four photos of a bloodied Lozada, with a gash across her forehead, on its website. Keep reading »

Mommie Dearest: Focusing On Celeb Pregnancies Only Raises The Bar Higher For Other Mothers

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Stop getting all up in a pregnant woman's business, y'all. Read More »
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I’m not sure if you all heard about it or not, but Kim Kardashian is pregnant. I’ll wait a moment for the shock to sink in.

We can now look forward to six more months of paparazzi falling all over themselves for the newest baby bump shots, interviews with Kim and Kanye’s potential nannies, photoshoots of their nurseries, and “in depth” articles that pontificate on everything from what Kris Jenner will go by (something tells me she doesn’t dig “Granny”) to whether Kanye will cut the cord, to dissecting which potential weight loss programs Kim will utilize/shill to get back into her “pre-baby bod.”

And I can tell you already, I’m over it. Keep reading »

Ongoing Jennifer Aniston Pregnancy Rumors Illustrate Why You Shouldn’t Believe Tabloids

If you believed every tabloid that announced Jennifer Aniston was pregnancy over the years, the actress would have a bigger child army than Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. Click on to see what we mean…

In Touch Asks Which Celebrity Toddler “Wore It Better”

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Tori Spelling’s daughter Stella accessorized with some Magic Marker stains, while Halle Berry’s daughter Nahla toted a stuffed animal for a fab fall look. Did they match their Pull-Ups, too? Like, OMG, who do you think their stylist is?!

In Touch, you know they’re only three-year-olds, right? [SparkAMovement.Tumblr.com]

Jennifer Aniston Would Need A Few Hours To Set Straight The Tabloid Rumors About Her

“There’s not enough space in this article. Not even enough pages in this magazine! The truth is, most celebrities are doing the same things most other people are doing every day … work, have dinner, hang out with your friends when you can, try and keep up with the crazy world we’re living in and squeeze in some zzz’s. There’s not nearly as much stealing and obsessing and middle-of-the-night secret calls to ex-boyfriends and scheming and cheating. Most of it’s just bulls**t, however entertaining.

Jennifer Aniston‘s response to Glamour magazine asking her if there are any tabloid rumors she’d like to set straight. I’m kind of glad that, while pointing out that tabs make stories out of nothing, she does find it entertaining. I am now picturing her rummaging through Us Weekly and Life & Style cracking up at the stories she sees about herself. [Glamour] Keep reading »

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