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Tabloid Cheat Sheet: A Double Wedding For Britney And Jamie Lynn? Elin Woods Finally Speaks?!

It seems that things are finally picking up again in tabloid town — maybe they heard me complaining for the past few weeks? The biggest bomb to drop this week was that Elin Nordegren finally spoke to the tabloids, specially People, after about nine months of silence and she obviously had a lot to say. As if that wasn’t enough, there are weddings to plan, exes to put on blast, and former bosses to skewer too! And so that you don’t have to go through the hassle of reading 457 pages of tabloid trash (yeah, I counted), we’ve hand-picked just the really important stuff. You’re welcome! Keep reading »

Tabloid Cheat Sheet: Julia Roberts Is A Stoner? Kat Von D And Jesse James Made Out?

Maybe the summer heat has sweat out some of the lingering evil, because the tabloids were particularly tame in their accusations today. No one’s cheating. No tell-all books were published. Aside from weddings and the usual recirculating rumors, it was calm in Tabloid Town. Perhaps everyone is resting in preparation for next week’s Emmy issues? Or maybe the world is just getting a little nicer. Ha. Just kidding. Keep reading »

Tabloid Cheat Sheet: Michelle Obama Jealous Of Oprah? Angelina Being Committed?

It seems like the tabloids are fishing out of the same barrel for stories this week. Besides a few original news stories, they seemed to share identical trending topics. I’m pretty sure that all these tabloids work out of the same office and just pick their spin out of a hat. Some day, I’m going to Veronica Mars the crap out of them and they’ll all be sorry. But until then, I guess I’ll continue reading them cover-to-cover and delivering you only the most pertinent of information. Enjoy your tabloid tidbits! Keep reading »

Tabloid Cheat Sheet: Sandra’s Baby Death Threats? Eddie Cheating On LeAnn?

With a weekend full of weddings, you’d think that the tabloids would’ve been glorified wedding albums, but instead it was another week of cheating scandals and drama. Basically, marriages are failing left and right and it seems silly to bother at all if this is the inevitable outcome. Sure, it could be the stresses of Tinseltown that have ruined these relationships, but just be glad you’re not reading these things cover-to-cover every week and losing faith in humanity like me. Just kidding! Kinda. Get psyched for this week’s tragedy, comedy and new love, collected from the periodical equivalent of reality television. Keep reading »

Tabloid Cheat Sheet: Tiger Marrying Rachel? Angelina’s Heroin Binge Photos?

Tabloids might represent something detestable about modern society, but at the same time, they’re keeping alive one of the world’s oldest arts—storytelling. The weaving of a good tabloid story doesn’t happen easily, it requires snoops, narcs, tattle-tales, “friends” and sometimes a few white lies. Often, the story is drawn out to be as dramatic as possible, as with “The Bachelorette” rumors and the new tell-all about Angelina Jolie, which will apparently be revealed one chapter at a time. And sometimes stories just explode and, like mutant octopi, their arms breed new tales. This week, we present you once again with the best tales from some of the best storytellers around. Happy Tabloid Day! Keep reading »

Tabloid Cheat Sheet: Oprah Was A Teenage Prostitute? Gore’s Masseuse Abuse Plot Thickens?

It’s a slow news week when the biggest stories are about bikini bodies and celebrities without makeup, but this week had some pleasant surprises as well. A certain husband-stealing vixen made some endearing remarks about her family to People, for instance. And friends and families voiced support for one loud-mouthed abusive anti-Semite and one ginger in jail. It might be interesting to do an entire Tabloid Cheat Sheet in code and see if you know who I’m talking about. The fact that this sounds like a good time to me might be reason enough to get out of the house more. Anyway, we rounded up some heart-warming moments and scary tabloid accusations this week for your perusal. Enjoy your sugar-coated tabloid num nums! Keep reading »

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