Posts tagged "tabloid cheat sheet"

Tabloid Cheat Sheet: Nicole and Joel Married? Mary-Kate’s $900 Million Prenup?

Happy hump day! For this joyously slow news week, the tabloids were more random than ever, reminding us that no news is not reason enough to not print the news.

Amelia McDonell-Parry | October 21, 2009 - 2:20 pm

Tabloid Cheat Sheet: Khloe’s Marriage Already Over? Jon Has His Eye On Kate’s Bestie?

It’s Wednesday again, and if you were lucky enough to get Columbus Day off, you probably didn’t even notice that the week is half over. Thankfully, we’re here to remind…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | October 14, 2009 - 2:30 pm

Tabloid Cheat Sheet: Lamar Odom’s A Cheater? Letterman’s $300 Million Divorce?

It’s Wednesday, which means the week is half over and you’ve made it to hump day. But even more importantly, the new ‘bloids just hit newsstands. Lest you have to…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | October 7, 2009 - 2:00 pm

Tabloid Cheat Sheet: Justin Timberlake Ditched Jessica For Rihanna? Kirstie’s At The Fat Farm?

Another week, another Wednesday. This one, just like all the others before, is full of wonderment and speculation. That’s right. It’s tabloid time! The personal lives of celebrities have been…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | September 30, 2009 - 2:30 pm

Tabloid Cheat Sheet: Oprah Winfrey’s A Liar? Jennifer Aniston Is Preggers?

It’s the middle of the week, your boss totally hates you (he/she’s such a jerk!), you forgot to Tivo “90210” last night, and the coffee machine is broken again. Your…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | September 23, 2009 - 3:30 pm

Tabloid Cheat Sheet: RPatz And KStew Getting Hitched? Ali Lohan A Party Animal?

I don’t know about you guys, but this has already been the longest week ever and I could use a vacay. But since that’s out of the question, we’ll have…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | September 16, 2009 - 7:00 pm

Tabloid Cheat Sheet: Has Swayze Given Up Hope? Ellen Pompeo’s Cheating Husband?

It’s not even technically hump day since it’s a four-day week, so why are you even pretending you’re tired? To be fair, you blew too many brain cells on Labor…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | September 9, 2009 - 5:00 pm

Tabloid Cheat Sheet: R-Patz And Kristen Engaged? Dean Mooching Off Tori?

It’s Wednesday, which means the week is half over and you’ve made it through hump day. But even more importantly, new ‘bloids just hit newsstands. Lest you have to actually…

Ami Angelowicz | September 2, 2009 - 4:30 pm

Tabloid Cheat Sheet: Melanie Griffith & Brad Pitt Rehab Bound? Kendra & Kourtney Breastfeeding?

Just when you’ve eased into your week, the tabloids try to elbow their way in to distract you from your work. Look away! But you can’t. You must know who’s…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | August 26, 2009 - 5:30 pm

Tabloid Cheat Sheet: John Edwards’ Baby Mama, Kourtney’s Abortion Dilemma, Jon & Kate Plus Annoying

This week’s humpday brought on lots of, well, humping. If it’s not about baby daddys, baby mamas, or new relationships, it’s not in the tabloids this week. And let me…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | August 19, 2009 - 6:30 pm

Tabloid Cheat Sheet: Palin’s Divorce, Britney’s Bod, And More “Bachelorette” Drama?

Ahh, humpday. Time to woman-up for the remainder of the week and take solace in the fact that while you have to be at work, the only people that care…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | August 12, 2009 - 8:40 pm

Tabloid Cheat Sheet: Kelly Ripa’s Non-Boob Job? “The Bachelorette” Sleaze?

This week, the tabloids had a very diverse spattering of cover stories that dealt with more than just the usual suspects. No “Twilight” drama, no Jon and Kate—just fascinating leads…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | August 5, 2009 - 5:50 pm

Tabloid Cheat Sheet: Chelsea Clinton’s Marriage? Jon Gosselin’s Blossoming Love?

Oh hooray! The tabloids are out! It’s a great time for celebrity news because everyone’s breaking up and then humping each other’s legs. Or they’re going on revenge diets, or…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | July 29, 2009 - 5:00 pm

Tabloid Cheat Sheet: A Kate And Hailey Cat Fight? Mischa’s Drug Binge?

Tabloids are kind of like elaborate ventures into fan-fiction. Basically, they watch celebrities and then pick and choose where the stories would go if they had their way. Hey, wouldn’t…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | July 22, 2009 - 2:30 pm

Tabloid Cheat Sheet: Jessica And Nick Getting Back Together? Michael Jackson’s Death Video?

I think Wednesday is my favorite day of the week, ’cause once it’s over, it’s almost Friday, kinda. It’s also a great day because tabloids remind me that no matter…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | July 15, 2009 - 5:15 pm

Tabloid Cheat Sheet: RPatz & Kristen Stewart Breakup, Megan Fox & Shia LaBeouf Get Stoned

Several tabloids this week did Michael Jackson tribute issues, which is to be expected. But there’s so much other trashy celebrity drama that we need to catch up on! We’ve…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | July 8, 2009 - 4:30 pm

Tabloid Cheat Sheet: Farrah’s Dying Wish, Michael’s “Murder,” And Kendra’s Wedding

As you might imagine, the tabloids—like every other popular culture venue out there—are flooded with new Michael Jackson conspiracies this week. It seems that they were so distracted with MJ…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | July 1, 2009 - 5:30 pm

Tabloid Cheat Sheet: Jennifer Aniston And Bradley Cooper Are Dating! Brangelina Hides The Twins!

Awww, sweet hump day. We’re not too far from the week’s finish line. And thanks to these tabloids, there are still many new celebrity rumors to distract you briefly from…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | June 24, 2009 - 6:10 pm

Tabloid Cheat Sheet: Britney’s Getting Married And The Twilight Stars Find Love

It’s Wednesday once again. Which means that the tabloids are out, and there are oh so many stories on newsstands about your favorite celebrities that will inevitably blow your mind.

Amelia McDonell-Parry | June 17, 2009 - 5:10 pm

Tabloid Cheat Sheet: Jen And Brad Getting It On? Robert Issues An Ultimatum To Kristen?

It’s Wednesday, which means the week is half over and you’ve made it through hump day. But even more importantly, new ‘bloids just hit newsstands. Lest you have to actually…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | June 10, 2009 - 6:30 pm
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