Posts tagged "tabloid cheat sheet"

Tabloid Cheat Sheet: Kendra Wilkinson Overdosed? Celebrity Children Dress Better Than You?

Happy St. Patrick's Day! I'm already drunk. Kidding, of course. Just because today is almost a national holiday, kind of, does not mean that celebrities get the day off from our constant surveillance. Au contraire, mon frere—today is just like any other Wednesday except with more green. And to help you save some of…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / March 17, 2010

Tabloid Cheat Sheet: Katie Holmes Is A Baby Machine? Angelina And Johnny?

Another week, another round of rumors. Thank goodness we had the Oscars this weekend to bring everyone together in one place, creating a breeding ground for drama! It's inevitable when you put all the beautiful people together that something sexy will happen. Because we're so generous, we took out the hard part of reading the…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / March 10, 2010

Tabloid Cheat Sheet: Bachelor Drama-Rama? Kate Gosselin Ditches Kids? A Hit On Jon Cryer?

Every Wednesday, the tabloids bring tragedy, intrigue, and lust into our lives. It's kind of like modern-day soap operas, only instead of fictional story lines or made-up characters, they've cast celebrities you already know and love and pretend that it's all 100 percent true. And since reality television has taken over for scripted drama, but…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / March 3, 2010

Tabloid Cheat Sheet: “Real Housewife” And “Lost” Star Are Cheaters? Brangelina Back In Love?

As the new year settles into same-old, same-old, the tabloids once again grasp for insights into celebrity lives. The weight loss, the weight gain, the cheating, lying, engagements, reunions, and insanity riddles the flimsy pages. These are the all-important "facts" you need to know until next week, when a new set of tabloids arises, like…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / February 24, 2010

Tabloid Cheat Sheet: Lady Gaga A Home Wrecker? Jessica Simpson On A Mayer Rampage?

Hopefully, you've all recovered from your presumably dramatic Valentine's Days and are ready to start preparing for the only slightly less romantic St. Patrick's Day. Meanwhile, Hollywood is always reeling with cheating, lies, rehab, and loose lips and the tabloids represent the ever-present Big Brother. And because it makes you feel dirty to acknowledge you…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / February 17, 2010

Tabloid Cheat Sheet: John Edwards Proposes To His Mistress? And She Slept With Jeff Goldblum?

We're mere days away from Valentine's Day and love is in the air! And by love, I mean baby daddies! Philanderers had better start running because there are 9-irons with your names on them and the tabloids have made sure that none of you are safe. Besides the cheating, there are also a lot…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / February 10, 2010

Tabloid Cheat Sheet: John Edwards Hit Elizabeth? Angelina Is Going After Johnny Depp?

Happy hump day! It's almost my least favorite holiday, Valentine's Day, which means that love is in the air. This means that the tabloids are going crazy over star couplings and it's starting to feel like musical chairs up in here. I know, it's really hard to keep up. But this is why we…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / February 3, 2010

Tabloid Cheat Sheet: Jen’s Taking Brad Back? Oprah’s “Big Gay Lie”?

I don't know how, but it's Wednesday again. Time to head over to TGIW for some wings and beer and pretend there aren't 2.5 more days left in the work week. And with all the excitement of award shows and new TV seasons starting up again, you might not have realized that celebrities have bee…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / January 27, 2010

Tabloid Cheat Sheet: Octomom’s “Natural” Bikini Body? Tiger Found?

Well, it's a new decade and though the apocalypse might be upon us, it hasn't happened yet. So, take solace in that and the fact that when the time does come, people will probably still be looking to celebrities instead of you. This week, the gang was up to all their usual hijinks and the…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / January 20, 2010

Tabloid Cheat Sheet: John Mayer And Taylor Swift? Kate Gosselin Hates Her Hair?

How's 2010 going for you guys so far? I think it's totally going to be the best year ever and I haven't felt that way since ... 2000? And it's not just because everyone's quitting their jobs, which means we have a better chance of stealing them. It's not even because LiLo i…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / January 13, 2010

Tabloid Cheat Sheet: Angelina Attacks? Kate Gosselin Gets Extentions?

Now that the holidays are over, we're expected to actually work on our New Year's resolutions. Whatever they may be, the tabloids are here to help. Oh, you wanted to lose weight? Here are a bunch of celebrities in bikinis making you feel like a slob! Want to spend less time gossiping about people? Well,…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / January 6, 2010

Tabloid Cheat Sheet: Tiger Still Sleeping With Rachel Uchitel? Britney Wants A New Year’s Proposal?

How you define today really says a lot about your personality. It's a Rorschach Test, if you will. There are some of you who are no doubt thinking about today as Christmas Eve Eve day. There are others who are no doubt excited because it's the last full work day before a break. But the…
By: Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com / December 23, 2009

Tabloid Cheat Sheet: Angie’s Suicide Attempt? Tiger And Jessica Get Touchy-Feely?

There are nine days until Christmas. I don't know if you understand what that means in tabloid time, but I'm going to tell you anyway: There is going to be a huge push to make something significant happen in Hollywood. We're talking love, people. In the next two weeks, major love will be happening i…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / December 16, 2009

Tabloid Cheat Sheet: Jessica Alba And Mario Lopez? Brad Pitt’s Baby Help For Jennifer Aniston?

It's hump day again and since it's the holiday season, we wish goodwill towards men. Except when those men go around shtupping a dozen ladies on the side, breaking hearts, and impregnating uteruses. And just so we always know who the bad guys are, we scrounge up all the totally, kinda true rumors about everyone…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / December 9, 2009

Tabloid Cheat Sheet: Britney’s Pregnant? Zach Braff and Liv Tyler Are Dating?

Presumably, you've survived Thanksgiving. You probably ran into some drama or into some pie, but either way, by now you're hungry for a slice of this week's gossip, because celebrity drama is so much more calorie dense than the standard variety. Just for you, we've carved out the best bite-sized stories from this week's tabloids.
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / December 2, 2009

Tabloid Cheat Sheet: Rachael Hates Martha? Jennifer And Jessica Still Want John Mayer?

Since Thanksgiving is a holiday about giving thanks, take a minute today to thank Hollywood for providing us with an endless supply of drama—no matter how slow the news week. And it must have been limping this week—all of the tabloids took up valuable gossip space with gift guides. Still, there's lots of stories to…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / November 25, 2009

Tabloid Cheat Sheet: Oprah And MObama Feuding? Katie Holmes’ $15 Million Tell-All Book?

It's Wednesday, and is it just me, or has work been especially hard as we head towards the calorific holiday season? Just be glad that you won't be critiqued by millions on your pecan pie-induced weight gain, and when you get too drunk at the office party, you won't have to read about it o…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / November 18, 2009

Tabloid Cheat Sheet: A Million And Ten Angelina Jolie Rumors

Happy Hump Day! You've been working really hard all morning so it's probably time for a break ... from reality. Tabloids are an important tool for participating in some healthy childhood make-believe. This week Angelina Jolie donned the covers of four tabloids, so let's prepare for the inevitable showdown—who will win Brad's heart? Only…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / November 11, 2009

Tabloid Cheat Sheet: Fergie’s Cheating Husband? Gwyneth Dumped For Bosworth?

It's hump day again, and while you might not be taking advantage of your opportunity to "hump" today, it's safe to assume that the stars are busy enough for the rest of the population -- at least if you think everything you read is true! Once again, we've hand-plucked the juiciest tabloid stories for your…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / November 4, 2009

Tabloid Cheat Sheet: RPatz And Kristen Split? TomKat’s Fake Marriage Arrangement Over?

Oh sweet Wednesdays, alleviating the happy hangovers of last weekend and preparing us for the crazy times that will be this weekend's Halloween candy-corn binge. Just like the neighborhood kids, your favorite celebrities are also playing make-believe -- although not voluntarily -- in the pages of this week's tabloids. Once again, we've compiled the super…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / October 28, 2009