Posts tagged "tabloid cheat sheet"

Tabloid Cheat Sheet: Kendra Wilkinson Overdosed? Celebrity Children Dress Better Than You?

Happy St. Patrick’s Day! I’m already drunk. Kidding, of course. Just because today is almost a national holiday, kind of, does not mean that celebrities get the day off from…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | March 17, 2010 - 3:00 pm

Tabloid Cheat Sheet: Katie Holmes Is A Baby Machine? Angelina And Johnny?

Another week, another round of rumors. Thank goodness we had the Oscars this weekend to bring everyone together in one place, creating a breeding ground for drama! It’s inevitable when…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | March 10, 2010 - 6:00 pm

Tabloid Cheat Sheet: Bachelor Drama-Rama? Kate Gosselin Ditches Kids? A Hit On Jon Cryer?

Every Wednesday, the tabloids bring tragedy, intrigue, and lust into our lives. It’s kind of like modern-day soap operas, only instead of fictional story lines or made-up characters, they’ve cast…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | March 3, 2010 - 4:00 pm

Tabloid Cheat Sheet: “Real Housewife” And “Lost” Star Are Cheaters? Brangelina Back In Love?

As the new year settles into same-old, same-old, the tabloids once again grasp for insights into celebrity lives. The weight loss, the weight gain, the cheating, lying, engagements, reunions, and…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | February 24, 2010 - 4:00 pm

Tabloid Cheat Sheet: Lady Gaga A Home Wrecker? Jessica Simpson On A Mayer Rampage?

Hopefully, you’ve all recovered from your presumably dramatic Valentine’s Days and are ready to start preparing for the only slightly less romantic St. Patrick’s Day. Meanwhile, Hollywood is always reeling…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | February 17, 2010 - 4:30 pm

Tabloid Cheat Sheet: John Edwards Proposes To His Mistress? And She Slept With Jeff Goldblum?

We’re mere days away from Valentine’s Day and love is in the air! And by love, I mean baby daddies! Philanderers had better start running because there are 9-irons with…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | February 10, 2010 - 4:50 pm

Tabloid Cheat Sheet: John Edwards Hit Elizabeth? Angelina Is Going After Johnny Depp?

Happy hump day! It’s almost my least favorite holiday, Valentine’s Day, which means that love is in the air. This means that the tabloids are going crazy over star couplings…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | February 3, 2010 - 5:30 pm

Tabloid Cheat Sheet: Jen’s Taking Brad Back? Oprah’s “Big Gay Lie”?

I don’t know how, but it’s Wednesday again. Time to head over to TGIW for some wings and beer and pretend there aren’t 2.5 more days left in the work…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | January 27, 2010 - 4:00 pm

Tabloid Cheat Sheet: Octomom’s “Natural” Bikini Body? Tiger Found?

Well, it’s a new decade and though the apocalypse might be upon us, it hasn’t happened yet. So, take solace in that and the fact that when the time does…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | January 20, 2010 - 5:00 pm

Tabloid Cheat Sheet: John Mayer And Taylor Swift? Kate Gosselin Hates Her Hair?

How’s 2010 going for you guys so far? I think it’s totally going to be the best year ever and I haven’t felt that way since … 2000? And it’s…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | January 13, 2010 - 5:30 pm

Tabloid Cheat Sheet: Angelina Attacks? Kate Gosselin Gets Extentions?

Now that the holidays are over, we’re expected to actually work on our New Year’s resolutions. Whatever they may be, the tabloids are here to help. Oh, you wanted to…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | January 6, 2010 - 4:00 pm

Tabloid Cheat Sheet: Tiger Still Sleeping With Rachel Uchitel? Britney Wants A New Year’s Proposal?

How you define today really says a lot about your personality. It’s a Rorschach Test, if you will. There are some of you who are no doubt thinking about today…

Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com | December 23, 2009 - 5:30 pm

Tabloid Cheat Sheet: Angie’s Suicide Attempt? Tiger And Jessica Get Touchy-Feely?

There are nine days until Christmas. I don’t know if you understand what that means in tabloid time, but I’m going to tell you anyway: There is going to be…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | December 16, 2009 - 3:30 pm

Tabloid Cheat Sheet: Jessica Alba And Mario Lopez? Brad Pitt’s Baby Help For Jennifer Aniston?

It’s hump day again and since it’s the holiday season, we wish goodwill towards men. Except when those men go around shtupping a dozen ladies on the side, breaking hearts,…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | December 9, 2009 - 5:30 pm

Tabloid Cheat Sheet: Britney’s Pregnant? Zach Braff and Liv Tyler Are Dating?

Presumably, you’ve survived Thanksgiving. You probably ran into some drama or into some pie, but either way, by now you’re hungry for a slice of this week’s gossip, because celebrity…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | December 2, 2009 - 4:30 pm

Tabloid Cheat Sheet: Rachael Hates Martha? Jennifer And Jessica Still Want John Mayer?

Since Thanksgiving is a holiday about giving thanks, take a minute today to thank Hollywood for providing us with an endless supply of drama—no matter how slow the news week.

Amelia McDonell-Parry | November 25, 2009 - 3:30 pm

Tabloid Cheat Sheet: Oprah And MObama Feuding? Katie Holmes’ $15 Million Tell-All Book?

It’s Wednesday, and is it just me, or has work been especially hard as we head towards the calorific holiday season? Just be glad that you won’t be critiqued by…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | November 18, 2009 - 3:28 pm

Tabloid Cheat Sheet: A Million And Ten Angelina Jolie Rumors

Happy Hump Day! You’ve been working really hard all morning so it’s probably time for a break … from reality. Tabloids are an important tool for participating in some healthy…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | November 11, 2009 - 3:30 pm

Tabloid Cheat Sheet: Fergie’s Cheating Husband? Gwyneth Dumped For Bosworth?

It’s hump day again, and while you might not be taking advantage of your opportunity to “hump” today, it’s safe to assume that the stars are busy enough for the…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | November 4, 2009 - 3:30 pm

Tabloid Cheat Sheet: RPatz And Kristen Split? TomKat’s Fake Marriage Arrangement Over?

Oh sweet Wednesdays, alleviating the happy hangovers of last weekend and preparing us for the crazy times that will be this weekend’s Halloween candy-corn binge. Just like the neighborhood kids,…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | October 28, 2009 - 3:30 pm