tabloid cheat sheet

Tabloid Cheat Sheet: Michelle Obama Jealous Of Oprah? Angelina Being Committed?

It seems like the tabloids are fishing out of the same barrel for stories this week. Besides a few original news stories, they seemed to share identical trending topics. I’m…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | August 11, 2010 - 5:00 pm

Tabloid Cheat Sheet: Sandra’s Baby Death Threats? Eddie Cheating On LeAnn?

With a weekend full of weddings, you’d think that the tabloids would’ve been glorified wedding albums, but instead it was another week of cheating scandals and drama. Basically, marriages are…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | August 4, 2010 - 4:30 pm

Tabloid Cheat Sheet: Tiger Marrying Rachel? Angelina’s Heroin Binge Photos?

Tabloids might represent something detestable about modern society, but at the same time, they’re keeping alive one of the world’s oldest arts—storytelling. The weaving of a good tabloid story doesn’t…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | July 28, 2010 - 4:30 pm

Tabloid Cheat Sheet: Oprah Was A Teenage Prostitute? Gore’s Masseuse Abuse Plot Thickens?

It’s a slow news week when the biggest stories are about bikini bodies and celebrities without makeup, but this week had some pleasant surprises as well. A certain husband-stealing vixen…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | July 21, 2010 - 4:00 pm

Tabloid Cheat Sheet: Jennifer Has Kids? Mel Hit The Baby?

I’ve come to accept that I am now a gossiper. A few years ago, I’d never bought a tabloid and prided myself on not following reality television. And now whenever…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | July 14, 2010 - 5:00 pm

Tabloid Cheat Sheet: Joel Cheating On Nicole? A Baby For Jessica Simpson?

It’s that time of year, just past spring fever, when all the baby rumors start. I guess the idea is that once the snow thawed, everyone started shacking up and…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | July 7, 2010 - 4:30 pm

Tabloid Cheat Sheet: Ali’s Nude Photo Scandal? The Travoltas’ Miscarriage Scare?

Even on a relatively slow news week, the tabloids always manage to come up with something and I guess I admire their perseverance. There will always be a celebrity somewhere,…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | June 30, 2010 - 3:10 pm

Tabloid Cheat Sheet: Vienna Cheated And Jake’s A Monster? Britney’s Lesbian Crush On Her Therapist?

It’s been a funny week in Tabloid town now that The Frisky has officially joined the gossip game. Just a few hours after I inadvertently outed Vienna Girardi for her…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | June 23, 2010 - 4:30 pm

Tabloid Cheat Sheet: Prince William’s Fiance Preggers? Kate Gosselin’s New Man?

I don’t know what has gotten into Tinseltown, but this week’s tabloids are super hit-or-miss. And I think it’s safe to blame Brad Pitt’s beard, or lack thereof. The theme…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | June 16, 2010 - 4:00 pm

Tabloid Cheat Sheet: ScarJo And Ryan Are Adopting? Ali Fedotowsky Got Fat?

This week, I had the pleasure of interacting with actual tabloid reporters at an MTV red carpet event. And they were kind of just like me, but more shrewd in…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | June 9, 2010 - 4:50 pm

Tabloid Cheat Sheet: Secretly Gay Celebs? Paris Hilton And Adrien Brody?

It’s a beautiful summer day in Hollywood and the celebs are just waking up, yawning in their beds, blissfully unaware that the tabloids have smeared their lives all over their…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | June 2, 2010 - 4:00 pm

Tabloid Cheat Sheet: Bret Is Ignoring Doctors? The Travoltas Are Expecting Twins!

I don’t know if you guys realize this, but it’s almost summer. And if you remember what happened last summer, I’ll remind you delicately—stars fell left and right. I think…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | May 26, 2010 - 4:30 pm

Tabloid Cheat Sheet: Kristen And Robert Engaged? Oprah Evil?

Another Wednesday, another sex scandal. You’d think that celebrity men would quit sleeping with call-girls since selling their stories to the tabloids is obviously more lucrative than spending an hour…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | May 19, 2010 - 4:00 pm

Tabloid Cheat Sheet: Scarlett Johansson And Ryan Reynolds Divorce? “Glee” Cheating Scandal?

It’s hump day again and since it’s springtime, we should all take a cue from the bunnies and take advantage of the verb. Looks like the celebs are busy enough…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | May 12, 2010 - 4:00 pm

Tabloid Cheat Sheet: Hollywood Housekeepers Tell All? Heidi Admits She Made A Mistake?

I don’t know how it’s May already. But I guess that just like in nature, the tabloid’s April showers have brought May flowers. And by flowers, I mean more babies,…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | May 5, 2010 - 3:30 pm

Tabloid Cheat Sheet: Sandra Bullock Talks Baby/Divorce! Vivienne And Knox Have Down Syndrome?

It’s a totally beautiful day today and amidst all the drama in the world, the tabloids are miraculously upbeat. Everyone lost a bunch of weight and celebs are being really…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | April 28, 2010 - 5:20 pm

Tabloid Cheat Sheet: Justin And Cameron Reuniting? Angelina Preggers?

It seems that with spring in the air, everyone is boarding the baby train, which I guess makes most people all weepy with joy. But over here at the Curmudgeon…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | April 14, 2010 - 3:30 pm

Tabloid Cheat Sheet: Jen And Gerard Are Baby-Making? Kate Gosselin Is After Jake Pavelka?

While I’ve been digesting Easter Peeps and other things that aren’t meant to be broken down by the human body, the stars have been suuuper busy falling in love, getting…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | April 7, 2010 - 4:00 pm

Tabloid Cheat Sheet: Snooki’s Twins? Jesse James’ Dog Fighting?

Happy springtime, birdies! Love is in the air and flowers are … starting to think about flowering sometime relatively soon? But here in Hollywood, the stars are already tending to…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | March 31, 2010 - 3:40 pm

Tabloid Cheat Sheet: Sandra Bullock Was Preggers? Angelina Jolie’s After Vanessa Paradis?

There seems to be a massive fail in celebrity couplings lately, with actresses leaving their husbands and husbands collecting grody mistresses. But what will this mean for tabloid town? It’s…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | March 24, 2010 - 3:40 pm