Witches, Mind How High You Fly Your Broomstick In Swaziland
A new statute in Swaziland, a country where albino children are sacrificed for use in magic potions, forbids witches from flying their broomsticks higher than 500 feet in the air.
Swaziland Criminalizes Miniskirts, So Sluts Don’t Tempt Men To Assault Them
Police in Swaziland are now enforcing an 1889 law against “immoral” dressing and will arrest any woman who incites a complaint by wearing a miniskirt, low-rise jeans, or crop tops…
Today In Terribleness: Albino Girl Sacrificed For Magic Potion In Africa
In Swaziland, a tiny country in Southern Africa, an 11-year-old albino girl, Banele Nxumalo, was shot, beheaded, and sent down the river all in the name of witchcraft last week.
The Daily Squeeze: Special Police Bras, Circumcision And AIDS, And Smart Spiders
Thousands of German policewomen have received “bulletproof bras.” Basically, they’re just bras that say “Polizei” (police) and don’t have metal parts, which could impale the wearer if hit by a…