Posts tagged "suri cruise"

9 Things Suri Cruise Almost Learned Firsthand About Sea Org

When Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise’s divorce was announced last Friday basically no one was surprised (other than apparently, Tom Cruise). We’ve all been expecting the break up since the Great Oprah Couch Jumping Incident but somehow they just kept going. After six long years together, what finally sent Katie to her lawyer? According to TMZ,…

By: College Candy / July 3, 2012

TomKat Divorce: What Does Suri’s Burn Book Have To Say?

When I first learned about Katie Holmes divorcing Tom Cruise, I wasn’t particularly upset or curious about what I was going to eventually learn about Scientology should Katie ever talk. Instead, the only thought on my mind was what the Tumblr “Suri’s Burn Book” would have to say about the news. As you can see from…

By: Morgan Nelson / July 3, 2012

Here Are TomKat Divorce Rumors That Have Us Practically Jumping On Oprah’s Couch

After watching Tom Cruise jump around on Oprah’s sofa like a complete dumbass, I think we all (well, some of us) knew his overly excessive enthusiasm for “falling in love” with Katie Holmes was a total hoax. While watching the video again of Cruise violently shaking a nervously laughing Oprah, it was obvious to many that…

By: Daley Quinn / July 2, 2012

Tiny Trendsetters: 10 Fashion Forward Celebrity Kids

Move over young Hollywood — these mini fashionistas are taking over as the new trendsetters in Tinseltown!

We’ve gathered the most fashion forward kids, from Suri Cruise to Kingston Rossdale, to Honor Warren. Read below and look through our trendsetters gallery for the top 10 best dressed celebrity kids in Hollywood. Read more and see photos…

By: Celebrity Baby Scoop / June 27, 2012

Suri Cruise Is Walking On Air

Suri Cruise–Hollywood’s best dressed little bundle of energy–bounded into her NYC hotel earlier this week, appearing to defy gravity in the process. I’m mostly amazed at how much Suri continues to resemble her mom, Katie Holmes. Mini-Me status! [Fame/Flynet]…

By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / June 12, 2012

Quickies: Suri Cruise Has Better Shoes Than You Do & Kanye West’s Decapitated “Monster” Model Speaks

In addition to these cutie-patootie galoshes, Star magazine claims Suri Cruise, age four, has a pair of mini Louboutin heels and several pairs of Marc Jacobs shoes. Let that sink in for a sec. [DListed]
Sean Penn allegedly told Scarlett Johansson she better go back to college, take a political science course, and better educate…

By: Jessica Wakeman / June 10, 2011

Department Of Nonsensical: Suri Cruise In Heels At The Beach

So, everybody knows that walking in heels in sand is virtually impossible. So why in the heck would both Katie Holmes and her little girl Suri Cruise wear heels to play around in the sand? The pair were spotted all dolled up at a Memorial Day beach party in Malibu. Ladies, ladies, ladies! Sensible flip-flo…

By: Julie Gerstein / May 31, 2011

Frisky Rant: Katie Holmes, Penis Is Not A Dirty Word!

When I was five years old, I used to play with a little girl named Megan who lived across the street from my grandmother. One day, we were at Megan’s house playing with Barbie and Ken and I had a confusing realization. Grabbing the Ken doll, I asked Megan’s mom, “Why doesn’t Ken have a…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / March 31, 2011

Suri’s Sexy Snack

Suri Cruise’s snack time is sexier than most kids’. Katie Holmes gives her some gummy penis to munch on. She must have run out of the more appropriate gummy bears or gummy worms. No use in shielding her from the world forever. [TMZ]…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / March 17, 2011

Suri Cruise Is Nobody’s Fashion Darling

“The other day we came out of a store, and she said, ‘I want to go there,’ pointing at another store quite a distance away. In that store was the dress that she wanted. I said, ‘Wow, Suri. You’re something. You picked that out from a football field away.'”Katie Holmes on her ridiculously fashion-forward daughter…

By: Julie Gerstein / January 7, 2011

Suri Cruise Clings To Her Parents For Warmth In Freezing NYC

Seriously, what do Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes’ have against covering this child’s bare limbs? It’s straight-up freezing in New York City right now and I don’t leave my apartment without a sweater, a heavy coat, a scarf, and ear muffs. Meanwhile, Suri looks like she’s dressed for a balmy summer day in Miami. Get…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / December 21, 2010

Tim Gunn Calls Suri Cruise A “Dress-Up Doll”

“Suri is her mother and father’s dress-up doll. I think in many ways she’s a fashion victim and it’s very inappropriate … I feel bad for her.”

Tim Gunn is definitely on a war path against divas and seems to have the adage of “any publicity is good publicity” as his strategy. He…

By: Annika Harris / September 17, 2010

Quotable: Suri Cruise “Designs” Her Own Clothes

“I grew up the youngest of five, so there were a lot of hand-me-downs that I would sort of change up. And Suri and I do that now with her clothes. Or rather, she does it. She says, ‘I want this sleeve cut,’ and it’s like, ‘Okay, we’ll cut it’ … I started making clothe…

By: Annika Harris / August 16, 2010

Suri Cruise Gets Leg Tattoos?

Looks like little Suri Cruise has gone from being a future style icon to being the next Bombshell McGee. The fashionable 4-year-old was spotted in NYC yesterday with her legs covered in tattoos! Read more

By: StyleList Home / June 27, 2010

Suri Slips Into Something A Little More Comfortable

Suri Cruise may be known for sporting some pretty grown-up, high-heeled kicks, but even famous kids need to give their arches a break. The best remedy for sore feet? A nice warm Epsom salt soak and a pair of cushy bunny slippers. [NYC, 4/8/10]…

By: Erin Flaherty / April 8, 2010

Is Suri Cruise Wearing Lipstick?

Look! A celebrity toddler in whore paint! That’s what Celebitchy says, though we still think the jury is out on whether Suri Cruise is wearing lipstick in this photo. But Suri and her mom, Katie Holmes, did brave New York City’s Snowpocalypse [Blizzardpalooza! — Editor] yesterday to walk over to Sephora — a makeup store.

By: Jessica Wakeman / February 11, 2010

When In Sevilla …

… dress like a flamenco dancer! Or, at least, that’s Suri Cruise’s motto. We continue to envy her wardrobe. [Sevilla, Spain, 12/7/09]…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / December 7, 2009

Quotable: Katie Holmes Explains Suri’s Heels

Finally! The mystery of Suri Cruise’s kitten heels is solved. Explains mom, Katie Holmes to “Access Hollywood”: “They are actually ballroom dancing shoes for kids. I found them for her and she loves them.”I didn’t realize Suri was a ballroom dancer.

By: Wendy Atterberry / December 1, 2009

“The Diary Of Suri Cruise” Is Sure To Spawn Outfit Envy

If you’re feeling self-conscious about your winter wardrobe, then stay away from this Tumblr because you’ll just feel like crap. “The Diary Of Suri Cruise” is a near-daily blog of Suri pics and fake diary entries. The actual writing is very meh, but collecting pics of Suri’s outfits altogether was a brilliant move. Poor kid…

By: Jessica Wakeman / November 24, 2009

Suri Cruise Is Tulle Cute For Words

Damn you, Suri Cruise! Once again, you remind us a toddler has a better closet than we do. [11/22/09, New York City]…

By: Jessica Wakeman / November 23, 2009