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Another year of Super Bowl commercials have come and gone, along with the universal message that men need beers and boners. With all the commercials for impotency pills over the years, Viagra has become to football what apple pie is to baseball. They just go together.

Whether they’re watching for Cam’s butt, Beyoncé’s show… READ MORE »


First, let me say that I didn’t watch the Super Bowl for a couple of reasons: 1) I don’t like watching football, even though I’ve tried, and 2) I’ve discovered that it’s the absolute best time to run errands in New York City. No lines! I did, however, see the Go Daddy “I Quit” commercialREAD MORE »


Men, let’s not forget the real reason you should celebrate Valentine’s Day: so you can get laid. [Styleite] … READ MORE »


Anti-abortion extremists ruin everything — and not just what should have been a visit to Planned Parenthood for a super-fun Pap smear.

Forty cities across the United States could air graphic anti-choice commercials depicting bloody, aborted fetuses during pigskin’s holiest of days, the Super Bowl. The ads would be paid for by Randall… READ MORE »