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A Fake Subway Sign That (Sadly) Should Be Real

Barf On The Subway
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Gives Birth On Subway
woman gives birth to baby on subway photo
This woman gave birth alone on the subway at 1:30a.m. Read More »
Celebs On The Subway
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subway etiquette poster

You’d think that it’d be pretty obvious: clipping your nails in a public place, especially a crowded subway car, is a bad idea. Not just a bad idea, but also a very unhygienic one. And yet! People still feel totally comfortable doing things they should probably only ever do in the privacy of their own homes, under the veil of anonymity on public transportation. Some fed-up soul put up this subway etiquette poster reminding commuters that, no, clipping your rotting toenails is not appropriate public transportation behavior. As the sign notes, “it’s crazy that this even has to be mentioned,” and yet, unfortunately, it really does. [Twitter]

We’re Breaking Up: Subway Sandwich Artist Who Put His Penis On Bread & Snapped A Picture

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subway employee puts penis on bread

Dear Ian Jett, Subway sandwich artist in Columbus, Ohio,

Look, I get it. You don’t like your job. Sometimes when we’re bored at work, we have this overpowering desire to whip out our genitals and rub it all over things. It’s totally understandable.

But why did you have to be so dumb to let someone take a picture of it and post it on Instagram under your real name? Keep reading »

An Open Letter To The Couple Conspiculously Making Out On The Subway All The Time

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Dear Couple Sucking Face,

The first time I saw you, in Manhattan’s Union Square station, I thought maybe you were saying goodbye, for like, a long time. How else to explain the five minutes of intense, face-sucking, ass-grabbing making out you two were getting into? As you stood there, right where the station splits off between the N, R and L trains, hundreds of commuters strode by, many of them transfixed by your tongues darting in and out of each other’s mouths. I stopped and watched for a second, too, concocting a fictional back story for the strange configuration in front of me. He worked in finance, and was heading down to Wall Street to trade some futures or something. She’d been visiting from out of town, flying back to her home in Minneapolis, to a soul-sucking job as an insurance adjuster. This makeout session was the culmination of five days of total bliss, sealed with promises to return as soon as possible.

But oh, I was so wrong about you two. Keep reading »

Dude Freaks Out Creepy Guy On Public Transit By Getting Creepy On Him

Creep Shaming
Why whining about "creep shaming" is total BS. Read More »
Creepy OKCupid Msgs
This lady illustrated creepy messages she's gotten on OKCupid. Read More »
Legs Filmed On Subway
legs photo
Some creep is filming videos of your legs on the subway for YouTube. Read More »
subway harassment

How do you out-creep a total creepster? It’s a question for the ages, and one that writer Chris Brecheen had often pondered. For years, Brecheen listened to his female friends complain about getting unwanted attention by men on public transportation. No matter what they did — wear headphones, keep their heads down, ignore them –– men would continue to harass them on the subway. In a post on his blog last week, Brecheen addressed the all-too familiar story:

It is the narrative of how men hit on women in public places.  A tired old story if ever there were one.  A story where consent is not a character we actually ever meet, and where the real antagonist is not a person, but rather the way she has been socialized to be polite, to be civil, to not be “such a bitch”. … no matter how much of a Douchasauras Rex HE is being about not picking up the subtle clues.

On a recent subway ride, Brecheen, who lives in San Francisco, witnessed yet another creepster bothering a woman on the train. Despite an empty train car, the headphones she wore and the book she was reading, the man began pestering her with questions: Keep reading »

Two Men Filmed Getting Blowjobs On NYC Subway

Some Guy Barfed On Me
True story: a stranger barfed on Jessica on the subway. Read More »
Celebs On The Subway
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Gives Birth On Subway
woman gives birth to baby on subway photo
This woman gave birth alone on the subway at 1:30a.m. Read More »
subway blowjob

Can we all just agree, as a society, no oral sex on public transportation? Kthx. Two couples were filmed on a New York City subway giving/receiving blowjobs in a very NSFW video posted on World Star Uncut. It’s way too overacted to be real, in my opinion — or maybe I’m just not giving my blowjobs vigorously enough. Is this a spontaneous act of teenaged bad decision making? Porn actors filming a gonzo video? Does it matter? There could be no grosser setting than a 6 train car with the faint smell of urine and unforgiving flourescent lighting. BRB, off to buy my hand sanitizer in triplicate. [Gothamist]

Subway “Love Conductor” Plays Underground Matchmaker With Strangers

Celebs On The Subway
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Some Guy Barfed On Me
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Impromptu Jam Session
Ukelele player and percussionist jammed on the subway. Read More »
woman on subway

Public transportation is good for many things, like watching the breeding habits of rodents and sharing the flu virus. But what about finding love? Keep reading »

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