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These Two Women Covering “Kiss” By Prince On The Train In London Will Make Your Goddamn Heart Explode

Umm, can we talk about that random dude who jumps in there at the end? I’ll be fielding any lingering doubts as to whether or not the world has been made…

Jessica Blankenship | April 23, 2016 - 11:25 am

Brave Cat Daily Battles Rush Hour On Tokyo Subway

LoveMeow.com, which offers the best multimedia cat cuteness coverage one could hope for in a website, has alerted readers to a super chill cat who rides the train every day…

Jenni Miller | April 5, 2016 - 4:00 pm

Monster Jared Fogle Gets a Heaping Helping of Irony Making Sandwiches In Jail

Former Subway spokesman and convicted predator will also serve sandwiches in hell.

Danielle Henderson | March 24, 2016 - 5:00 pm

Jared Fogle Is Reportedly Getting Super Fat In Prison

Disgraced sandwich slinger Jared Fogle has reportedly gained 30 pounds already in the first three months of his prison sentence. If he continues to put on weight at this rate…

Lauren Vinopal | March 3, 2016 - 2:30 pm

Jared Fogle Says That He Was ‘Punished for His Thoughts’

Convicted creep of the century and former Subway Sandwiches spokesman Jared Fogle would like to have his child pornography sentence reduced, claiming that the judge who sentenced him was punishing…

Katrin Higher | February 21, 2016 - 1:30 pm

Jared Fogle Would Like Less Jail Time, Please And Thank You

Fogle filed his appeal on Monday.

Robyn Pennacchia | December 15, 2015 - 4:30 pm

Turns Out, New Yorkers Don’t Love Commuting On Subways Decorated With Nazi Insignias

Earlier this week, commuters on the Shuttle train between Times Square and Grand Central in Manhattan were stunned to discover subway cars plastered with symbols from Nazi Germany and Imperial Japan.

Amelia McDonell-Parry | November 24, 2015 - 2:45 pm

Jared Fogle Pleads Guilty To Possession Of Child Porn And Sex Crimes

The former sandwich enthusiast and current very bad man plead guilty to the charges of sex crimes and child porn.

Megan Reynolds | November 19, 2015 - 11:00 am

No One Here Wants To Cover Jared Fogle’s Gross Secret Recordings

You know what? No. Just no.

Robyn Pennacchia | October 28, 2015 - 2:30 pm

Shocker: Jared Fogle’s “Jared Foundation” Was A Sham

This should come as absolutely zero surprise, but it turns out that accused child rapist and former Subway spokesperson Jared Fogle’s anti-childhood obesity organization, the Jared Foundation, was a sham.

Rebecca Vipond Brink | August 25, 2015 - 9:30 am

Subway Guy Jared Fogle Expected To Plead Guilty To Child Porn Charges

The Zionsville, Indiana, home of Jared Fogle, “the Subway guy,” was raided yesterday. Law enforcement told CNN that Fogle is expected to plead guilty to charges of possession

Rebecca Vipond Brink | August 19, 2015 - 9:30 am

FBI Has Found Texts From Subway Jared Bragging About Paying For Sex With A 16 Year Old

We are sorry to ruin your weekend with more news from the disgusting piece of shit, Jared Fogle, but here is the latest in news in the FBI’s investigation of

Katrin Higher | August 1, 2015 - 1:00 pm

Brandy (Yeah, That Brandy) Sang On The Subway And No One Cared

Brandy Norwood – you know, “The Boy is Mine” Brandy, or maybe you don’t know, because “The Boy is Mine” was released 17 years ago and some of our readers weren’t even…

Rebecca Vipond Brink | July 15, 2015 - 10:10 am

This Dildo-Wielding Lunatic Rides My Train, Has My Heart

Of all the horrifying things I have seen take place on the New York City subway system (including but not limited to: a busker licking my neck after I gave…

Beejoli Shah | April 8, 2015 - 1:30 pm

Helen Mirren Rides The NYC Subway Like A Dame

You never know what or who you might see when riding the subway in New York City, but a recent episode of “Broad City” did a good job depicting just…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | February 2, 2015 - 3:00 pm

It’s A Gross Christmas Miracle: 2 Cops Deliver Baby On Philly Subway Train

I’m grossed out by the thought of someone eating on a subway train, which makes this birth story particularly nasty to me.

Two Philadelphia transit officers made a…

Katie Oldenburg | December 26, 2014 - 11:20 am

TGIF! This Used, Jizz-Filled Condom Has Been Tied To A Subway Pole Since At Least Tuesday!

In case you needed further proof that people behave like savage, filthy animals on public transportation, I bring you this photo of a used condom tied to an F train…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | October 10, 2014 - 6:00 pm

Brit’s Brain Goes Haywire Over New York Subway System

British journalist Bim Adewunmi has been in New York for the last few weeks and apparently taking the subway has driven her insane. Writing in The Guardian, she expresses the…

Rebecca Vipond Brink | September 24, 2014 - 3:30 pm

I Don’t Blame Guys For Taking Up Too Much Space On Public Transit — It’s Awesome!

I’m sure by now that everyone has seen Men Taking Up Too Much Space On the Train, a genius Tumblr that more than adequately demonstrates the fact that we teach…

Rebecca Vipond Brink | July 24, 2014 - 1:00 pm
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