These Two Women Covering “Kiss” By Prince On The Train In London Will Make Your Goddamn Heart Explode
Umm, can we talk about that random dude who jumps in there at the end? I’ll be fielding any lingering doubts as to whether or not the world has been made…
Nana On A Train: Hillary’s Terrifying Brush With Our Everyday Lives
Homegirl looks legit terrified.
Monster Jared Fogle Gets a Heaping Helping of Irony Making Sandwiches In Jail
Former Subway spokesman and convicted predator will also serve sandwiches in hell.
Jared Fogle Is Reportedly Getting Super Fat In Prison
Disgraced sandwich slinger Jared Fogle has reportedly gained 30 pounds already in the first three months of his prison sentence. If he continues to put on weight at this rate…
Jared Fogle Says That He Was ‘Punished for His Thoughts’
Convicted creep of the century and former Subway Sandwiches spokesman Jared Fogle would like to have his child pornography sentence reduced, claiming that the judge who sentenced him was punishing…
Jared Fogle Would Like Less Jail Time, Please And Thank You
Fogle filed his appeal on Monday.
Turns Out, New Yorkers Don’t Love Commuting On Subways Decorated With Nazi Insignias
Earlier this week, commuters on the Shuttle train between Times Square and Grand Central in Manhattan were stunned to discover subway cars plastered with symbols from Nazi Germany and Imperial Japan.
Jared Fogle Pleads Guilty To Possession Of Child Porn And Sex Crimes
The former sandwich enthusiast and current very bad man plead guilty to the charges of sex crimes and child porn.
No One Here Wants To Cover Jared Fogle’s Gross Secret Recordings
You know what? No. Just no.
Shocker: Jared Fogle’s “Jared Foundation” Was A Sham
This should come as absolutely zero surprise, but it turns out that accused child rapist and former Subway spokesperson Jared Fogle’s anti-childhood obesity organization, the Jared Foundation, was a sham.…
Subway Guy Jared Fogle Expected To Plead Guilty To Child Porn Charges
The Zionsville, Indiana, home of Jared Fogle, “the Subway guy,” was raided yesterday. Law enforcement told CNN that Fogle is expected to plead guilty to charges of possession…