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These Two Women Covering “Kiss” By Prince On The Train In London Will Make Your Goddamn Heart Explode

Umm, can we talk about that random dude who jumps in there at the end? I’ll be fielding any lingering doubts as to whether or not the world has been made infinitely sexier and more magical by our dearly beloved Prince, but I’m guessing there are none left. More »


Nana On A Train: Hillary’s Terrifying Brush With Our Everyday Lives

Homegirl looks legit terrified. More »


Brave Cat Daily Battles Rush Hour On Tokyo Subway

LoveMeow.com, which offers the best multimedia cat cuteness coverage one could hope for in a website, has alerted readers to a super chill cat who rides the train every day damn around Tokyo. This nameless tabby has been spotted on the Seibu Ikebukuro Line, and in one picture posted to Twitter, he or she was… More »


Monster Jared Fogle Gets a Heaping Helping of Irony Making Sandwiches In Jail

Former Subway spokesman and convicted predator will also serve sandwiches in hell. More »


Jared Fogle Is Reportedly Getting Super Fat In Prison

Disgraced sandwich slinger Jared Fogle has reportedly gained 30 pounds already in the first three months of his prison sentence. If he continues to put on weight at this rate and serves out his entire 15-year sentence, he will be released about 1,800 pounds heavier.

A prison insider explained Fogle’s reason for overeating were… More »


Jared Fogle Says That He Was ‘Punished for His Thoughts’

Convicted creep of the century and former Subway Sandwiches spokesman Jared Fogle would like to have his child pornography sentence reduced, claiming that the judge who sentenced him was punishing him for his fantasies.

No, dude. She’s punishing you for SEXUALLY ASSAULTING CHILDREN AND POSSESSING CHILD PORN AMONG MANY OTHER OFFENSES.

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Jared Fogle Would Like Less Jail Time, Please And Thank You

Fogle filed his appeal on Monday. More »


Turns Out, New Yorkers Don’t Love Commuting On Subways Decorated With Nazi Insignias

Earlier this week, commuters on the Shuttle train between Times Square and Grand Central in Manhattan were stunned to discover subway cars plastered with symbols from Nazi Germany and Imperial Japan. No, Donald Trump hadn’t come up with some new marketing strategy for his presidential campaign — but the MTA had agreed to an advertising campaign for… More »


Jared Fogle Pleads Guilty To Possession Of Child Porn And Sex Crimes

The former sandwich enthusiast and current very bad man plead guilty to the charges of sex crimes and child porn. More »


No One Here Wants To Cover Jared Fogle’s Gross Secret Recordings

You know what? No. Just no. More »


Shocker: Jared Fogle’s “Jared Foundation” Was A Sham

This should come as absolutely zero surprise, but it turns out that accused child rapist and former Subway spokesperson Jared Fogle’s anti-childhood obesity organization, the Jared Foundation, was a sham. USA Today reports that although Fogle stated in 2008 that the foundation would make $2 million in grants to schools and local organizations to fightMore »


Subway Guy Jared Fogle Expected To Plead Guilty To Child Porn Charges

The Zionsville, Indiana, home of Jared Fogle, “the Subway guy,” was raided yesterday. Law enforcement told CNN that Fogle is expected to plead guilty to charges of possession of child pornography.

Fogle has a not-for-profit organization to fight child obesity called the Jared Foundation. In April, the executive director of theMore »


FBI Has Found Texts From Subway Jared Bragging About Paying For Sex With A 16 Year Old

We are sorry to ruin your weekend with more news from the disgusting piece of shit, Jared Fogle, but here is the latest in news in the FBI’s investigation of Fogle being found with child pornography from earlier this month.

According the Business Insider, who got a hold of the FBI’s affidavit containing… More »


Brandy (Yeah, That Brandy) Sang On The Subway And No One Cared

Brandy Norwood – you know, “The Boy is Mine” Brandy, or maybe you don’t know, because “The Boy is Mine” was released 17 years ago and some of our readers weren’t even born then – shot a video of herself singing a few bars from “Home” from The Wiz on the subway and no one on the subway… More »


This Dildo-Wielding Lunatic Rides My Train, Has My Heart

Of all the horrifying things I have seen take place on the New York City subway system (including but not limited to: a busker licking my neck after I gave him five dollars, a woman openly weeping the entirety of her commute, a woman slapping someone else’s child a year before NBC developed “The Slap,” More »


Helen Mirren Rides The NYC Subway Like A Dame

You never know what or who you might see when riding the subway in New York City, but a recent episode of “Broad City” did a good job depicting just some of the bizarre and smelly possibilities. However, not every outing on public transpo has to be so bleak — in addition to a steaming… More »


It’s A Gross Christmas Miracle: 2 Cops Deliver Baby On Philly Subway Train

I’m grossed out by the thought of someone eating on a subway train, which makes this birth story particularly nasty to me.

Two Philadelphia transit officers made a very special delivery Christmas Day, helping a women birth her baby on a SEPTA train. Around 6 p.m. Thursday night, Sgt. Daniel Caban and Officer… More »


TGIF! This Used, Jizz-Filled Condom Has Been Tied To A Subway Pole Since At Least Tuesday!

In case you needed further proof that people behave like savage, filthy animals on public transportation, I bring you this photo of a used condom tied to an F train subway pole, spotted by a commuter and posted by Gothamist. A flurry of responses and tips later, the blog reports that the condom has been… More »


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