An Australian couple has given last week’s dumpster diver and his happy cohort a run for the title of Stupidest Fornicators. Aussie cops at a gas station found a man and woman having sex in a parked car. When the couple refused to stop—yes, the police asked, and they refused—the cops arrested the driver for breath analysis, which (shocker) came back loaded. After running the car’s information, the police discovered that … the car didn’t belong to the couple. They’d stolen it specifically for the occasion. And just think, they might not have gotten caught if they hadn’t gotten randy in the gas station parking lot. [Nine MSN]
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In general, sex makes people stupid — why else would anyone get it on with a complete stranger and not bother with protection? But there must be something in the water these days, because lately people are acting especially idiotic about intercourse.
Sex is gross and weird enough without some total moron winding up in the emergency room. But if there’s one good thing that comes out of all this — it’s not babies, luckily — it’s hilariously awesome stories that make urban legends seem redundant. Here are the eight funniest sex tales of whoa, that don’t come from an O! Keep reading »