Do you have trouble waking up in the morning? Do you need to practice your marksmanship? Meet both of your needs with this awesome laser gun alarm clock. When the alarm goes off, the only way to silence it is summon enough coherence and coordination to hit the bull’s eye with the laser gun. Accomplish this mission and you’ll not only be wide awake, you’ll feel as unstoppable as Jack Bauer.
Need protection? Why not try a tampon stun gun? This genius new invention, The Pink Stinger, packs 50,000 volts of power for “incredible comfort and protection and ready for honorable discharge at a moments notice.” To shoot intended target from 7 to 10 feet away, just put The Pink Stinger in Zap mode and two extra absorbent cotton tampons with barbed probes and 14 feet of wire will shoot out. An electric current then passes to the body, where the probes attach to the clothing or skin, causing central nervous system disruption, possible urination and certain humiliation. Talk about toxic shock. [InventorSpot] Keep reading »