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This Dude Photoshopped Himself Into Horrible Stock Photos And It’s Perfect

Working at the Frisky means coming across lots of terrible stock photos that make us tilt our head to one side and wonder WTF kind of twisted world the characters in the photos are living in. The Stock Photobomber takes that pondering to the next level by inserting pictures of himself into stock photos, making them even more bizarre than they were to begin with. The site’s creator is an art director in advertising, and is thus forced to stare at weirdass stock photography on the regular. He says on the site that stock photos stir in him “the same uncomfortable feeling I have when my bank teller asks me with a forced smile, how my morning is going or when I eat “Chick’n” or see an interview with Tom Cruise. It’s not simply that my teller’s greeting, the vegan meat substitute and the celebrity scientologist are fake, it’s how hard they pretend that they’re not – that’s what really gets under my skin.” That’s what launched him on the quest to, in his words, “photobomb the shit” out of them. Click through to check out some of his creations! [Cosmopolitan]

According To Stock Photos, Putting A Blister Pack Of Birth Control In Your Panties Is The New Masturbation Craze

Because this definitely isn’t the actual way to use birth control...

How To Know Your Love Is Real: A Stock Photo Story In 10 Parts

This love story begins at sunset…

14 Stock Photo Models In Dire Need Of A Hairdresser

Tonya needs your help. She went to SuperCuts last week to get bangs. She asked the hairdresser to keep it “shorter in the front, longer in the back” so she could pull it back into a ponytail when she went to the gym. A few snips later and she had a power mullet. Needless to say, Tonya had to go out and buy a whole mess of hats. She’s considering donating her mullet tail to locks of love and getting extensions. But first, she needs to find a good hairdresser who can fix this mess. Tonya’s not alone. There seems to be an epidemic of stock photo models with batcrackers insane hair. Check out a few of the worst hairdos in the stockphotoverse.

Our 21 Favorite Stock Photo Boyfriends (And Why We Had To Dump Them)

You might have a lot of loves in a lifetime, but you never forget your first … stock image boyfriend. A stock image boyfriend, tasked with illustrating a variety of concepts including “I love canned foods,” or “I don’t understand your modern technology because I’m a caveman,” or “banana gun,” can be a wonderful companion. Sure, eventually you might outgrow him, or feel that you’re just not connecting over your shared love of corn, and you’ll have to move on. But that doesn’t mean we can’t look back fondly on our time together…

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23 Stock Photo Models Whose Summer Was Better Than Yours

Labor Day fast approaches. Which it means it’s time for me to be depressed that I didn’t go to the beach as many times as I promised myself I would. Blah. Summer never really unfurls in the idyllic way it does in my mind. But there is one place where summer is always perfect. Stock Photo Land! What the hell is this woman so happy about? That she has the world’s largest straw hat? Screw her! Let’s take our end-of-summer angst out on these stock photo models who, apparently, had a way better summer than the rest of us. Assholes.

 

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