Posts tagged "steven tyler"

#Problematic: Confederate Flag Defenders Weep, Steven Tyler Goes Country & Rihanna Gets Her $$$

Hey guys, are you having a nice summer? Have you worn a tank top yet? Do you have a flip flop tan? Have you had drunk, unsatisfying sex with that bartender you decided with your gal pals one night after too many pickle backs was “totes my summer fling?” Did you decide you weren’t going…

Chloe Stillwell / July 12, 2015

Steven Tyler Did His Best Johnny Depp This Weekend

A lot of questions will surround today about the goings-on of last night’s football match, many which will be unanswerable: Should Pete Carroll have wasted a play throwing a ball on 2nd and 1? Was this all a Roger Goodell conspiracy to keep Marshawn Lynch away from the media? Did Julian Edelman spend the majority…

Beejoli Shah / February 2, 2015

This Is A GIF Of Steven Tyler Giving Himself A Cool New Hairdo


I don’t know whose hair is fiercer: Steven Tyler or Bruce Jenner. It really is a tossup. [Photos: AKM-GSI]

Amelia McDonell-Parry / August 7, 2014

Allow Me To Bring Your Attention To Steven Tyler’s Foot

Because the paparazzi site Splash News brought it to my attention and I can’t bear witness to it alone. Teva sandals? Check. Vaguely iridescent blue nail polish? Check. Fucked up, bent, gnarled toe? Check. That’s not a foot, that’s a cry for help. [Photos: Splash News]

Amelia McDonell-Parry / October 19, 2013

Steven Tyler & I Have The Same Bad Hair Day Style

It’s been about, oh, eight months since I got my hair cut — I’m lazy, what can I say? — and on days when its just too out of control to wear down, I throw it up in a haphazard sloppy bun. So, apparently, does Steven Tyler. Repeat: Steven Tyler and I have the same…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / October 17, 2013

Steven Tyler “Snorted Half Of Peru,” Spent $6 Million On Drugs

Steven Tyler from Aerosmith hit up a “60 Minutes” interview and confessed he’s spent around $5 million or $6 million on drugs over his lifetime. “You also could say I snorted half of Peru, but it doesn’t matter,” the singer said. Uhhh, I kinda think it does matter … ? [Daily Mail UK]…

Jessica Wakeman / February 22, 2013

Steven Tyler Dresses Up In Drag, Somehow References “Paris Is Burning”

If you had told me the lead singer of Aerosmith was going to dress up in drag and refer to himself as “Pepper LaBeija from the House of Labeija” two days ago, I would have punched you in your facehole. It’s a reference to the classic 1990 drag documentary “Paris Is Burning,” and probably went…

Julie Gerstein / February 3, 2013

Meet Steven Tyler’s Pocket Puppy!

Contrary to what you may have heard, teeny tiny purse dogs are not just for girls like Paris Hilton. They’re the perfect pet for on-the-go aging rockstars like Steven Tyler! His little Yorkshire Terrier is so teeny I almost didn’t notice him/her. Very discrete, a word I’d never thought I’d use in a post about…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / July 25, 2012

Mariah Carey Might Be Your New Fruit Loop On “American Idol”

Steven Tyler is officially leaving his spot as “American Idol” kook after just two seasons … and Mariah Carey is in talks to replace him. I couldn’t think of better casting. Well, except Paula Abdul, but we’ve been there, done that. [PopCrush, People]
Celebrity chef Curtis Stone and “Lipstick Jungle/”Beverly Hills, 90210″ actre…

Jessica Wakeman / July 13, 2012

Steven Tyler Shows You What It Looks Like When He Poops

You were wondering about that, weren’t you? Good ol’ poopface.

Julie Gerstein / March 13, 2012

Can We Talk About Steven Tyler’s Ridiculous Interview On “Oprah’s Next Chapter”?

I know I’m a few days late to the party, but the other night I saw a rerun of “Oprah’s Next Chapter” where she visited Steven Tyler at his Sunapee, New Hampshire home. The interview was chock full of redonkulous moments — like when he takes Oprah to visit the sacred place where he discovered…

Ami Angelowicz / January 11, 2012

“Celebrity” Cabbage Patch Kids Equal Parts Random & Terrifying

Show me a little girl who doesn’t want a Cabbage Patch Kid doll in the likeness of Al Roker and I’ll show you a liar. All small children are just dying to snuggle up with the “Today” show weatherman!
They aren’t? No? Well, let’s hope some deep-pocketed adults do, because someone needs to find the…

Jessica Wakeman / November 8, 2011

Steven Tyler Designed A Clothing Line For Women That Want To Look Like Steven Tyler

You wake up in a stupor. You think: Where is my scarf-covered microphone stand? Where are my platform man-boots? My feathered hair? My deep-v jumpsuit and coordinated leather earrings? And then you remember: I’m not Steven Tyler, and your world comes crashing down. But! Oh! Now, at least, you can dress like you’re an aging…

Julie Gerstein / October 18, 2011

Today’s Lady News: Steven Tyler’s Abortion

Back in the ’70s, Steven Tyler got his 14-year-old girlfriend pregnant (most likely while high on loads of drugs). At the suggestion of their friends, she had an abortion, which is described in the 1975 oral history of Aerosmith, Walk This Way, as an experience that really “messed Steven up.” In Steven’s new memoir, Does

Jessica Wakeman / May 6, 2011

Steven Tyler Loves Borrowing Clothes From Liv’s Closet

“My dad wears girls’ clothes — it’s so funny. Sometimes I see him and I’m like, ‘Nice shirt!,’ because it’s from my closet… I think he’s really handsome. I feel really proud of him. I think he’s a really amazing, magical man and all those funny things that he says that people find so strange,…

Steven Tyler Just Adores Pamela Anderson And Her Pee

“I remember the first time I saw [Pamela Anderson] at the MTV Europe Music Awards at the Brandenburg Gate in Berlin. She was going out with that guy in Poison, Bret Michaels. She was so hot so I lied and said, ‘What the f**k are you doin’ with that jerk? You know I was going…

Jessica Wakeman / May 5, 2011

Liv Tyler Smooches Her Dad

Liv Tyler cuddles up with her new girlfriend at the premiere of the IFC movie, “Super,” on Monday night. Oh, no, wait a second—that’s not a woman. That’s Liv’s dad, “American Idol” judge Steven Tyler. Wow, those two make me feel vaguely uncomfortable with all their Angelina-and-her-brother moments. [PopWrap]…

Lauren Alaina May Be Your Next “American Idol”

Last night, “American Idol” unveiled its first real frontrunner, Lauren Alaina. The 15-year-old Georgia native was inspired to sing by her cousin Holly, who was diagnosed with a brain tumor three years ago. (Heartbreaking story alert!) Lauren, who was described a “beyondo cute” by Steven Tyler (who also may have been referring to her…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / January 28, 2011

“American Idol” Contestant Shares Heartbreaking Story, Sings For Injured Fiancee

Was Fox in cahoots with Kleenex for last night’s “American Idol” episode? Because the brand of tissue might as well have been the episode’s unofficial sponsor, considering the simultaneously heartbreaking and heartwarming story shown during the last 10 minutes. (The rest of the episode, save the weirdo who participates in Civil War reenactments with…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / January 27, 2011

Shocker: “American Idol” Season 10 Doesn’t Suck!

I’ll be honest. I did not have high hopes for the new season of “American Idol.” I was sure that the show without Simon Cowell would be like an Italian dinner without red wine. But as I am learning from my drinking sabbatical (now nine days in!), it is possible to enjoy a bowl of…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / January 20, 2011
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