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The New Starbucks Caramel Waffle Cone Frappuccino Looks Like A Fucking Delicious Way To Consume 80 Grams Of Sugar

Frappuccinos always look incredible. I mean, of course they do. Look at them. They’re the Channing Tatum of beverages: something sweet and pretty that young white girls are obsessed with, and

Liz Magee | May 5, 2016 - 1:38 pm

Florida Woman Calls Gov. Rick Scott An Asshole Because He Is An Asshole

This past Tuesday, Gov. Rick Scott walked into a Starbucks to get his a very expensive, complicated coffee I presume. Unfortunately for him, but fortunately for the rest of us,…

Liz Magee | April 7, 2016 - 12:45 pm

Starbucks Finally Sued for Purposely Underfilling Their Lattes

Add my name to the list of people who want their money back for a half cup of air

Danielle Henderson | March 18, 2016 - 5:00 pm

Starbucks Barista Is Over Your Jokes, Has Perfect Response For “Beyoncé”

The customer might always be right, but she’s almost never Beyoncé.

Rebecca Vipond Brink | February 26, 2016 - 4:15 pm

Starbucks, Amazon Customers in for Unhappy Changes

Both Starbucks and Amazon are in the news for recent changes—and not necessarily good ones. Starbucks is changing its rewards program in a fashion that hurts people who don’t spend much…

Newser | February 23, 2016 - 1:00 pm

The Internet Photoshopped Starbucks’ “War On Christmas” Coffee Cups

The Internet got their Photoshoppy paws all over the new holiday Starbucks cup, and I gotta say, they made some improvements.

Emily Winter | November 11, 2015 - 4:30 pm

I’m An Atheist, So How Will Trump Force Me To Wish Him A Merry Christmas?

What will the fine be for not wishing someone a Merry Christmas?

Robyn Pennacchia | November 10, 2015 - 2:00 pm

Trump Joins The Anti-Starbucks “War on Christmas” Crusade

Donald Trump has joined the ranks of sensitive Sallies who are pissed about Starbucks using red cups during the Christmas season but declining to shove the baby Jesus

Rebecca Vipond Brink | November 10, 2015 - 9:30 am

Even Candace Cameron Bure Thinks This Starbucks Red Cup Controversy Is Bullshit

I’ve been trying and failing to wrap my mind around the fact that there are actually real, live human beings existing in 2015 whose primal outrage has been sparked not…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | November 9, 2015 - 3:45 pm

Some People Are Pissed Off About Starbucks Taking Christmas Off Of Their Holiday Cup Design

Today in “things people are upset about that don’t matter at all”, the new minimalist red Holiday design released by Starbucks has angered people who claim they are definitely in…

Katrin Higher | November 7, 2015 - 3:00 pm

#Problematic: Pumpkin Spice Latte Mania & The Backlash Against It

Who knew the PSL was rife with so much controversy?

Chloe Stillwell | September 25, 2015 - 4:30 pm

Dangerous: The Starbucks App Now Lets You Order And Pay Ahead Of Time

Uh oh: Just in time for PSL season, Starbucks has launched a new feature on the Starbucks app that lets you order and pay for your drink ahead

Rebecca Vipond Brink | September 22, 2015 - 5:00 pm

The 6 New Frappucino Flavors Sound Really, Really Gross

What happened to just regular coffee?

Megan Reynolds | June 8, 2015 - 3:51 pm

Starbucks Will Sell You This $50 Mother’s Day Giftcard At A 400 Percent Markup

For just a fraction of the cost of the Apple Watch, you can now buy your mom the Mother’s Day gift she always wanted: a Starbucks gift card worth just…

Beejoli Shah | April 21, 2015 - 6:00 pm

Starbucks Will Now Pay For Employees’ Entire Four-Year College Educations

Starbucks announced yesterday that all full- and part-time employees of the company are eligible to receive fully-paid tuition for Arizona State University’s online bachelor’s degree program. A little under a year ago,…

Claire Hannum | April 7, 2015 - 3:00 pm

Starbucks Cancels #RaceTogether After A Week, America’s Race Problems All Better Now

It’s been less than a week and Starbucks has already cancelled its disastrous #RaceTogether campaign. The program, which encouraged baristas to write #RaceTogether on customers’ cups — and bloggers to drink…

Beejoli Shah | March 23, 2015 - 10:00 am

Here Is Starbucks’ Employee Memo On How To Discuss Their #RaceTogether Campaign

Earlier this week, my digestive system and I learned the hard way that despite their idiotic new campaign to get baristas talking to customers about race, Starbucks employees didn’t really…

Beejoli Shah | March 19, 2015 - 6:15 pm

I Went To Five Different Starbucks To See Who Would Talk To Me About Race

This Sunday, Starbucks took out a full page ad in The New York Times asking “Shall We Overcome?” as part of their new #RaceTogether campaign — an initiative to have baristas…

Beejoli Shah | March 17, 2015 - 5:00 pm

Kenny G Claims Responsibility For Frappuccinos

Smooth jazz aficionado would like you to send him a silent thanks the next time you take a sip of an oh-so-delicious Frappuccino. Many moons ago, when Kenny was at…

Claire Hannum | January 29, 2015 - 9:30 am

Hold On To Your Latte: Starbucks Weddings Are A Real Thing

Who doesn’t enjoy Starbucks? Just ask any stereotypical basic bitch. They’ll tell you that they wouldn’t be able to survive without their daily venti skinny no-foam caramel latte. Whether they take…

College Candy | January 21, 2015 - 2:45 pm
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