Bette Midler is giving Jennifer Aniston love advice: “I think she needs somebody who cherishes her, but also somebody who’s going to give her a run for her money.” [People] — It wouldn’t hurt for Jen to stop acting so desperate.
Jon and Kate Gosselin’s marriage is over, but Kate is keeping up the charade for the reality show, according to her brother Kevin. [Dlisted]
Wanda Sykes, who came out last November, and her wife Alex are the proud parents of twins born in April. [Perez Hilton]
Megan Fox said she’s comfortable with her bisexuality and could see herself in a relationship with a woman. “Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands,” she said. [TMZ]
Kate Gosselin admits that she and Jon have been struggling in their marriage for months. “I don’t know that we’re in the same place anymore, that we want the same thing,” she told People. [People]
Harrison Ford has confirmed that he did propose to longtime girlfriend Calista Flockhart. [OK! Magazine]
Heidi Montag, er … I mean Pratt, has a video for her new single “Blackout,” which “makes ‘Girls Gone Wild’ look like it was directed by Cecil B. DeMille,” according to Michael K. [Dlisted] — It looks homemade, so I’m guessing Spencer directed. Don’t these two have enough money from whoring themselves out to hire a real director?
Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart are adopting a little girl. And Harrison is going to officially become Calista’s adopted son’s father. [Perez Hilton]
Dean McDermott gives Tori Spelling a new wedding ring every anniversary. She said when he slips it on her finger, she remembers the day he made her his wife. [People] — How romantic! I hope they’ve finally gotten their money problems solved.
Ryan O’Neal is heartbroken over longtime partner Farrah Fawcett’s battle with cancer. “Cancer is an insidious enemy,” he told People. [People]
Someone hacked into Cassie’s computer, and now photos of her breasts are on the web. [Dlisted] — I think Cassie leaked these photos because she wasn’t getting enough attention for her haircut.
The Sycamore Hills Community Association in Corona, CA, is suing Jodie Sweetin for late fees and dues on her home, but her ex-husband is the one who lives there, not Jodie. [Perez Hilton] — The smart thing to do, Jodie, would have been to remove your name from the documents when you divorced the dude.
Kanye West has fallen in love with Amber Rose and is talking marriage. [Media Takeout]
Us Weekly isn’t backing down from its story that Jon Gosselin of “Jon & Kate Plus 8″ cheated on his wife with a 23-year-old. The tabloid claims to have photographic evidence, video, and quotes from the mistress’s brother. [Dlisted] — That’s great. Ruin at least 10 people’s lives for monetary gain.
Elisabeth Hasselbeck says she’s not paying attention to her growing baby bump because she has two kids to look after. [People]