The National Enquirer says that Jamie Lynn Spears is having a C-section today and she and her baby daddy, Casey, plan to name the tot (reportedly a girl) a combo of their two names — either Cassie or Cailynn. Why not Jasey or Cammie or Lynnsy? Too stripper? [Perez Hilton]
Billy Bob Thorton told the press, “[Angelina Jolie] is just going through a high school phase. You know, dating the quarterback of the football team with Brad Pitt over there. She’ll be waking up from that dream in no time. Who knows if I’ll be there when she’s ready to come to her senses though.” Homeboy forgot to take his crazy pills. [Defamer]
Jessica Alba and Cash Warren welcomed a baby girl yesterday. Okay, so congrats! But we’re confused. Hasn’t Angelina Jolie, not to mention Nicole Kidman, been pregnant longer? [Us Weekly] UPDATE: We have a name! Honor Marie Warren. Honor? Lot to live up to, Don Alba.
Shania Twain posted a message on her website, acknowleging her breakup from husband Mutt Lange, saying, “I need some time to heal this broken heart but make no mistake; I will be back and hopefully stronger than ever.” [Us Weekly]