Some are saying that little Sunday Rose Kidman Urban won’t be making an appearence in the tabloids not because her parents are protective, but because they wanted too much money and were rejected. These are Brangelina-baby-days, Nicole and Keith, you gotta shoot low. [Perez Hilton]
Booooo! Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman broke up. I think he should be scared of the jokes she’s going to tell about him now that they’re not together. [Us Weekly]
Another babeball player, Jose Canseco, says that Madonna begged him “to impregnate her” back in the early ’90s, when Canseco was married. You mean Madge doesn’t respect the institution of marriage?! [Us Weekly]
Jessica Biel tells the new issue of Harper’s Bazaar that she doesn’t “have to have marriage.” Okay, I am/was one of those people too, but something tells me Biel is just saying that to make herself feel better cause Justin Timberlake is a total committment-phobe. [Us Weekly]
The U.K. rags are claiming that Samantha Ronson gave Lindsay Lohan a committment ring. You live in California ladies! Land of gay marriage! Do it! [Daily Mirror]
Matthew McConaughey and Camila Alves had a baby boy yesterday! The name has not been released but we have our fingers crossed for Cooter Adonis. [Perez Hilton]
Here’s the latest in the Madonna/Alex Rodriguez “scandal”. Cynthia Rodriguez is filing for divorce, supposedly, today and sources close to her (including her dad) confirm that Madonna is the reason for the split. Additionally, it seems A. Rod has taken up Madonna’s religion, Kaballah. Madonna says otherwise, claiming that she has nothing to do with the Rodriguez’s marital problems or the religion A. Rod chooses to explore. She also says she and Guy Ritchie are not getting divorced. Phew. [Perez Hilton]