David Duchovny, who stars as a horny single guy on the show Californication, has checked into rehab for sex addiction. More on that later! [Perez Hilton]
Dear Chris Brown, I like your shirt. But I love more when you take it off. Love, Amelia. [Just Jared]
HA! Seems like maybe Sarah Larson didn’t let George Clooney’s devoted bachelordom get her down — she maybe, just maybe, cheated on him while they were together. [DListed]
In the new issue of People, Jessica Simpson calls Tony Romo the love of her life. T-minus 2 weeks till they break up! [People]
So Samantha Ronson is writing a memoir maybe. And then Michael Lohan said that Sam is using Lindsay because no one knew who she was until she met his daughter. And then Lindsay was like, “STFU, Dad!” And Sam was all, “See dude, this is why your daughter doesn’t talk to you. It’s not my fault she likes me better.” Boo-ya. [DListed]
According to Matthew McConaughey’s mom, his dad died having sex. Of course he did. What else would you expect from the guy who spawned Matthew, who likes to plant placenta in his garden? [Us Weekly]
Brad Pitt photographed Angelina Jolie and his brood for the November cover of W magazine. The pair were on the cover of the magazine before, that time with fake children, shortly after Brad broke up with Jennifer Aniston. [DListed]
Paris Hilton and Benji Madden are still going strong. [Perez Hilton]
Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller are expecting a baby. Somewhere, Denise Richards is LIVID. [Us Weekly]
Jenna Jameson is also expecting, with boyfriend Tito Ortiz. [Us Weekly]
Victoria’s Secret model Alessandra Ambrosio gave birth yesterday to a baby girl. [People]
Faith Evans, wife of dead rapper Notorious B.I.G., has an autobiography out, and in it she explains how she once found Biggie in bed with Lil’ Kim. “I grabbed some chick out of the bed and started beating her ass. At some point, the chick’s wig came off in my hand: It was a short, cropped wig. I stopped throwing punches for a minute to get a good look at the chick I was beating up. It Lil’ Kim. She was completely butt-naked, yelling as I pushed her around the room. ‘So you’re not f–king her, right?’ I screamed at Big. ‘Yeah, you not messing with her anymore right?’” Um, wasn’t Lil’ Kim’s entire album, Hardcore, about being Biggie’s mistress? [DListed]
Gwen Stefani FINALLY popped, after the longest pregnancy in the history of celebrity knock-ups. She and husband Gavin Rossdale named the little boy Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale. It is impossible for me to come up with a better joke than Michael K at DListed, who wrote, “Zuma Nesta Rock sounds like a planned community in Arizona.” So true. [DListed]
Jessica Simpson was asked on a radio show about Carrie Underwood’s assertion that Tony Romo still calls her — Jessica said that she and Tony laughed about it and that she knows it’s not true because she checked Tony’s call log. Girlfriend, he can delete any evidence you know? [Perez Hilton]
One of our favorite couples ever, Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling, may be back together! Notebook 2! Notebook 2! [Perez Hilton]
Chris Kattan separated from his wife of eight weeks. Yes, eight weeks. Poor Mango! [DListed]
Jessica Simpson is the new spokeswoman for Dallas-based Stampede Light Plus beer. She said in a statement, “I am always looking for ways to diversify my portfolio.” Kegger! [Us Weekly]
At this point, I would not be surprised if Ashlee Simpson popped before Gwen Stefani. [Perez Hilton]
The three actors who replaced Heath Ledger in his last movie The Imaginarium of Dr Parnassus — Johnny Depp, Jude Law, and Colin Farrell — have donated their pay to Heath’s daughter Matilda. [The Sun]
According to News of the World, Lindsay Lohan was hot and heavy with Courtenay Semel way before she got together with Samantha Ronson, but was so terrified of being outted as a lesbian that she hooked up with men to confuse the media and to distract herself from her feelings. [Perez Hilton]
Ellen DeGeneres and Portia De Rossi were married on Saturday in front of 20 family members and friends. They both wore Zac Posen and looked HOT. [Us Weekly]