George Takei and his longtime partner were married on Sunday in a ceremony that included a Buddhist priest, Native American wedding bands, a Japanese Koto harp, and a bagpipe procession. [Pop Eater]
Jennifer Hudson is engaged to boyfriend David Otunga, who is better known as “Punk” from I Love New York 2. Yuck, he’s kissed Tiffany Pollard. [Pop Eater]
Mark Ronson and Daisy Lowe called it splits after a fight in NYC four days ago. [Dlisted]
Katy Perry’s boyfriend, Gym Class Heroes’ star Travis McCoy, doesn’t want her kissing anyone but him…and maybe Elisabeth Shue. [Stuff.co.za]
Lindsay Lohan tells the new issue of Marie Claire, “I’m really happy. [Samantha Ronson] is a great person. And she’s a great influence on people around her. But I think that anything that’s changed [in] my life is because of me. I’ve gone through it, and I’ve learned to deal with it and I’ve made the decision to move forward.” Aww. [People]
Speaking of… “What semi-closeted celesbians have the nicknames “Yams” and “Yogurt” for each other??? And which is which????” I dunno, Perez, just tell us. [Perez Hilton]
Are Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson planning on having a baby together with the donated sperm of one of LiLo’s ex-boyfriends? Let’s pretend this is true. Which ex would be best for the job: Wilmer Valderrama, Harry Morton, Calum Best, or Aaron Carter? Certainly any ol’ Joe from the sperm bank would be better suited than those clowns… [Perez Hilton]
Carrie Underwood apparently thinks that Jessica Simpson doing magazine interviews about her love life is desperate. A source said: “She laughed at the People cover, because it’s the same one Jess did about John Mayer — same smile, same look, except she’s a little fatter.” Team Underwood! [DListed]
Oh dear. Some info from Lynne Spears’ tell all has been leaked to the press and rumor has it she reveals that Britney Spears was drinking by age 13, lost her virginity at 14, then started taking drugs at 15. This should really help mend their relationship, don’t you think? [The Sun U.K.]
Holly Montag (that’s Heidi’s sister) went out on the town with Lauren Conrad’s ex, Doug Reinhardt. Doug also briefly dated Spencer Pratt’s sister Stephanie. Why doesn’t The Hills‘ cast just have an orgy and get the fluid swapping over with? [Us Weekly]
Levi Johnston, who totally cleans up nicely, rocked a “Bristol” tattoo on his ring finger at the RNC last night. [Us Weekly]
At the GQ Men of the Year Awards in London, Elton John and Lily Allen got into it. When Elton called out Lily for being drunk on stage, she spat, “F*** off Elton, I’m 40 years younger than you, I have my whole life ahead of me.” To which he replied, “I could still snort you under the table.” Bwahahahaha! [Us Weekly]