squirrels

Entertainment

Fuck Milkshake Trash Can Squirrel. Chicken Wing Squirrel is so much more metal. READ MORE »


Celebs

The daytime morning talk show is a lost art, a bittersweet memory of an age before Matt Lauer’s misogynistic proclivities were de rigeur, when you could stay home sick from school and the pre-“Oprah” daytime hours were a joyful wasteland of quality low-quality programming filled with strong females who didn’t have to in-fight for ratings. Sally,… READ MORE »


Entertainment

We’ve survived the “Sharknado” and the “Birdemic” — but are we prepared for the newest killer animal on the block? Check out “Squirrels,” a horror movie about — you guessed it — killer squirrels. It’s currently in pre-production and still in the fundraising phase, but director Timur Bekmambetov is hoping we’ll bite. Bekmambetov has directed actually well-known movies… READ MORE »


End of Summer

“You have to have a reason to get up in the morning and a reason to go to bed at night,” says Kelly Foxton. And Foxton’s reason is Sugar Bush, a pet sugar bush squirrel who demands 12 hours a day of her attention. As we see here on a clip from TLC’s masterpiece “My… READ MORE »


Entertainment

Mary Krupa is a freshman at Penn State University, but kids around campus know her mostly as The Squirrel Whisperer. Mary has taken to befriending the local fauna, and loves squirrels the best — so much so, that she’s designed a series of tiny squirrel hats for her bushy-tailed friends to wear. The squirrels gladly… READ MORE »


News

This story sounds like the stuff of hardcore science fiction, but it’s really a heartwarming squirrel success story. Over 30,000 years ago, some industrious Siberian squirrels collected nuts and seeds and stored them in their hibernation burrows. When scientists discovered these burrows in modern day Russia, they were buried more than 60 feet below the… READ MORE »


Celebs

Who would have thought Dirty Harry would have such a soft spot for a wild animal as inconsequential as the squirrel? According to a truly heartwarming story of potentially dubious origins, Clint Eastwood’s best friend is a squirrel named Lola who lives near his office on the Paramount lot. A source says:
“Clint leaves… READ MORE »


Entertainment

TGIF! Hope he doesn’t get brain freeze. [The Clearly Dope] … READ MORE »