Posts tagged "squirrel"

Squirrels Are The New Killer Animal Du Jour

We’ve survived the “Sharknado” and the “Birdemic” — but are we prepared for the newest killer animal on the block? Check out “Squirrels,” a horror movie about — you guessed it — killer squirrels. It’s currently in pre-production and still in the fundraising phase, but director Timur Bekmambetov is hoping we’ll bite. Bekmambetov has directed actually well-known movie…

By: Julie Gerstein / August 21, 2013

Behold, A Monstrous Squirrel King!

Do you know what a rat king is? It’s a half-myth, sort-of, kind-of real thing where a bunch of rats get their tails stuck together. You can click here to see an actual specimen, but warning, it’s one of those things — like a snake opening a fucking door by itself — that you can’t…

By: Julie Gerstein / June 22, 2013

Squirrel Accidentally Dresses Up For Halloween

I’m sure this squirrel didn’t mean to get its head stuck in this Halloween decoration and scare the ever living crap out of the neighbors. But still, the results were effective. [Humor Train]…

By: Ami Angelowicz / October 30, 2012

7 Adorable Interspecies Adoptions

Earlier this week, important news broke: a mutt named Lejon adopted white lion cub JoJo after JoJo’s mom became sick and was unable to take care of her. They’re the best of friends, and oh my God, my mind is exploding from the combined cuteness. Make. It. Stop.

But Lejon is hardly the…

By: Julie Gerstein / August 2, 2012

One-Eyed Cat Doesn’t Enjoy Irony Of Squirrel Situation

Mikey the One-Eyed Cat is stuck inside, on the window’s ledge, where he can only dream of batting at the squirrels that run amok in his front yard. And that’s why one particularly cruel squirrel has taken to taunting Mikey, by eating nuts right in front of the friggin’ window — in what would be…

By: Julie Gerstein / March 15, 2012

Savvy Squirrel Prepares For Winter

Where do you store your nuts for the winter? This savvy British squirrel stashed hundreds of acorns in the exhaust pipe of a car. When the vehicle failed to start, the driver assumed there was a mechanical problem and called AA, a roadside rescue service. AA employee Andy Smith came to the scene, and wa…

By: Rachel Krause / November 9, 2011

The Dancing Squirrels Of Solid Law Practice

You know what gives me confidence in a law firm? A badly rendered dancing, rapping squirrel. And that’s exactly what the baby geniuses at Greenstein and Milbauer decided to use in this “1-800-Victim-2″ commercial for their law firm. Which I’ve seen approximately 977 times while watching “Maury Povich.” [YouTube]…

By: Julie Gerstein / January 17, 2011

Rocky The Squirrel Learns How To Purr

A cat mama takes in a baby squirrel and lets him nurse. Nothing that new. But what is: the squirrel has apparently learned how to purr from its surrogate mother. Unrelated: newscaster Walt Grayson is definitely working a “Casual Friday,” just-came-from-tailgating-a-Jimmy-Buffet-concert vibe. [YouTube]…

By: Julie Gerstein / September 25, 2010

Is That A Squirrel In Your Bra?

We never saw this on “Law & Order.” While a detective was interviewing this woman as a character witness for a murder suspect, he got a big surprise—she was carrying a living squirrel in her cleavage! Every time the little rodent popped out of her breasts, she shoved him back in… as if…

By: Justine Fields / July 1, 2009