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Help Me, Please: Cooked Squid Tries To Impregnate A Woman’s Mouth

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I just ate sushi for lunch and I had octopus ceviche last night for dinner. I eat so much seafood. I think I am going to pass out right now. Full panic onset. I just read about this case from the Journal of Parasitology where a Korean woman’s mouth was inseminated by a cooked squid. I say cooked meaning it was dead. So back to the story. The 63-year-old experienced pain in her mouth after eating a boiled squid’s internal organs. She had a “pricking and foreign-body sensation” in her mouth. When she went to the hospital, doctors removed a bunch of “small, white spindle-shaped, bug-like organisms stuck in the mucous membrane of the tongue, cheek, and gingiva.” Translation: Squid sperm.

There are three things I’m going to do and in this order: 1) Brush my teeth for peace of mind, 2) Eliminate calamari from my diet forever, 3) Go watch the video of “Baby Without a Face.” That’s the only thing I can think of that scares me more than the thought of my dinner trying to impregnate my mouth. [i09]

[Writer's note: I believe this came out differently than intended. I was trying to use an example of something that upset me. On second thought it's distasteful. My apologies.]

It’s A Squid Hat!

Presented without comment, a $49.99 squid hat from Etsy! [Etsy.com] Keep reading »

It Tastes Like Pork

There is a restaurant in China that serves penises. And not just one kind — the Guo-li-zhuang restaurant serves water-buffalo penis, goat’s penis, bull’s penis tip, dog’s penis, and more. The flavor is “mainly of pork braised in hot stock,” writes Stefan Gates, in an excerpt from In the Danger Zone. While it strikes us as almost cannibalistic for men to consume any of these dishes, supposedly eating a good portion can sustain them for hours in the bedroom. And with the texture of squid, what’s not to like? Well, except for the fact that I’m a vegetarian. [Times Online, U.K.] Keep reading »

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