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Candy That Explodes In Your Mouth

Amelia McDonell-ParryJanuary 2, 2012 //
Penis Food
Ben And Jerry's Schweddy Balls Ice Cream
These foods pay tribute to the penis. 13 Photos »

As a fan of gummy candies — Sour Patch Kids forever! — I’m distressed by the existence of Spermies. The claim that there’s been “no salt added” doesn’t do much to reassure me that these fast-swimmers go down easy. No thanks!