sperm

Is swallowing semen good for you? Let’s discuss.

People say it is, so it must be true. (But seriously, is it?)

Lane Moore | November 11, 2016 - 4:13 pm

Sarah Silverman Thinks Male Masturbation Should Be Legislated Like Abortion, Because Equality

Sperm is life, and you know what that means: We’ve gotta legislate that shit.”

Kylie Cheung | May 27, 2016 - 8:36 am

Meet China’s Hands-Free Sperm Extractor Machine (For The Times When A Regular Handjob Won’t Do)

File this one under “Things I Had To Check Weren’t A Clickhole Post First”: hospitals in China have machines to extract sperm. The hands-free gizmos are used by urology departments…

Jessica Wakeman | June 25, 2014 - 3:30 pm

In Which A 67-Year-Old Teaches Us About Sperm Facials

Best-selling author (that term is used loosely in this case), life coach, couples counselor and tantric guide Stella Ralfini reveals the secret to having radiant, wrinkle-free skin at the age of 67:…

Ami Angelowicz | March 21, 2014 - 4:30 pm

Crocheted Sperm Are Cuddly, Soft And There’s No Mess To Clean Up

Your relationship with ejaculate doesn’t have to be as bad as Monica Lewinsky’s to appreciate a cuddly little sperm friend! These crocheted Spermies are sold by Etsy shop Wonka’s Willy…

Jessica Wakeman | October 11, 2013 - 12:40 pm

Doctor To Perform Vasectomies For A Live Audience To Make The World A Better Place

In honor of the inaugural World Vasectomy Day on October 18, Dr. Doug Stein of Florida wants to perform vasectomies at Adelaide’s Royal Institution of Australia. For a live audience. Fielding…

Mary Odell | July 10, 2013 - 1:20 pm

A Kilt Is A Sperm’s Best Friend

A kilt may not be your best friend because, while it provides easy access to the junk, let’s admit it, it can be hard to get it up for a…

Ami Angelowicz | April 24, 2013 - 3:40 pm

I’m Sorry, I Refuse To Drink A Semen Cocktail

I can endorse sperm as a cure for morning sickness or even as a natural mood booster, but, I’m sorry, I refuse to drink a semen cocktail. We all have…

Ami Angelowicz | April 5, 2013 - 2:20 pm

Chinese Woman Applies Moisturizer, Discovers It’s Actually Semen

Oh, is it a WORST NIGHTMARE kind of day? I think it must be, because this is (one of) my actual worst nightmare(s) (I’m neurotic as hell, what can I…

Rachel Krause | March 7, 2013 - 11:20 am

Art School Confiscates 68 Vials Of Student’s Sperm

Are you eating? Because I can’t ask you to read a blog post about an art student who stored 68 vials of his own sperm in a school fridge without…

Jessica Wakeman | March 3, 2013 - 10:00 am

Jennifer Garner Praises Ben Affleck’s “Wonder Sperm”

Jennifer Garner praised, grossly, Ben Affleck’s “wonder sperm” in a chat with Ellen DeGeneres. Why does this strangely feel like hearing your mom and dad having sex? [Babble]

Jessica Wakeman | September 27, 2012 - 10:20 am
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