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Quotable: Proof That Spencer Pratt Is A Dog

Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.comMarch 8, 2010 //

“[We] were just playing with one of his new toys and the rope slipped out of my mouth when Rainbow tugged. Very innocent, but it definitely hurt. I play like this with all our puppies. But I’ll think twice about sticking the toy in my mouth next time.”

—Spencer Pratt, explaining why he bit his tongue so hard he needed stitches [People Pets] Keep reading »

Spencer Pratt Gets Busted!

Susannah BreslinJanuary 28, 2010 //

Last night, the dude everyone loves to hate, Spencer Pratt, got busted by the LAPD. For what? Something only a true d-bag could get pulled over for. Suffice to say, it involves his MONSTER TRUCK. Find out why! Keep reading »

Heidi Montag Does Yoga

Susannah BreslinJanuary 26, 2010 //


Here’s the thing. I’m on Team Heidi. I like Heidi Montag. I’ve been watching her since the early days of “The Hills,” when she had a whole different face, she was Lauren’s BFF, and she was a newbie to the Hollywood scene. She was relatable — but she had a kind of cruel streak, like when she dumped her boyfriend for no reason other than she seemed to feel like it. This video? I don’t know. It’s just weird. I’ve done a lot yoga, but never have I done yoga like this. Heidi and her yoga instructor (?) strike a series of awkward poses, and Heidi evidences everything you’re not supposed to do in yoga. She seems more worried one of her implants is about to burst than getting into the yoga mindset. I always wonder what the deal is with stuff like this and her. You have to imagine that perhaps it’s Spencer behind the camera, shooting the weird-doll woman that (I suspect) he has pressured Heidi to turn herself into. In any case, it’s just sad. Right? [The Superficial] Keep reading »

In Defense Of Heidi Montag: Live And Let Lipo

PopEaterJanuary 20, 2010 //

We’re not averse to taking an unpopular stand, so for better or worse, it falls to us to defend the most unlikely hero of all: Heidi Montag, a.k.a. “Mrs. Spencer Pratt,” a.k.a. “the girl from ‘The Hills’ who married the guy with the worst beard on the planet.” PopEater’s Oliver Miller takes up the gauntlet in honor of a recently sculpted and much-maligned Montag. Check out his logic … Keep reading »

Jon & Kate Get Even Douchier

Amelia McDonell-ParryOctober 30, 2009 //

When Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt dress up as Jon and Kate Gosselin for Halloween, an angel bursts into flames. [Los Angeles, 10/29/09] Keep reading »

If Holly Montag Has A Drinking Problem, Then So Do I!

Amelia McDonell-ParryOctober 21, 2009 //


On last night’s episode of “The Hills” there was a totally laughable subplot involving Speidi staging an intervention for Heidi‘s younger older sister, Holly. Holly, you see, had a couple of shots at a party, spent a few minutes talking to Brent Bolthouse about art (oh noes!), and then did the robot. These three things, apparently, are evidence of rampant alcoholism. Somebody get Ken Seeley on the phone! But seriously, far more problematic, in my opinion? Spencer‘s cowboy hat. Also, maybe Speidi’s time would have been better used counseling his sister Stephanie, who was busted for a DUI last weekend. Keep reading »

Spencer Pratt Has Some Choice Words For Brad And Angelina

Wendy AtterberryOctober 2, 2009 //

Nerve.com recently interviewed Spencer Pratt and learned the reality TV “star” has a lot sex and relationship advice to dole out. When asked what Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie could learn from his successful relationship, he replied:

I think that since their relationship was founded on infidelity, their structure, their foundation is always going to be impossible. She’s always going to be thinking, “Wait. You already did this to Jen. Are you gonna do this to me?” Thank God I don’t live that life, because I don’t see how you can keep that marriage together. Personally, if I got together with my wife after cheating on my last wife, I’d definitely think my wife is a shady little hussy who could be cheating on me any time.

Spencer Pratt is a way better man than Brad Pitt, see, because instead of basing his marriage on infidelity, he’s based it on inauthenticity and an appalling lack of depth. [via Nerve] Keep reading »

Heidi Montag And Spencer Pratt Talk Babies On “The View”

Amelia McDonell-ParryOctober 1, 2009 //

Spencer Pratt has been running his mouth for the past few weeks, saying he’s avoiding having sex with his wife because he’s afraid she’ll get pregnant. Well, that wife, Heidi Montag, filled in for Elisabeth Hasselbeck as the token blond conservative on “The View” today and she explained oh so much more. Apparently, it’s not that Spencer isn’t ready for kids now — it’s that he doesn’t want them at all, period. (Likely because a real baby would divert Heidi’s attention away from her man baby.) Um, isn’t this something to discuss in depth before you walk down the aisle, especially if you want three or four kids like Heidi? Not that I’m in favor of these two procreating. At all. Ever. Clip above! [The View] Keep reading »

(Another) Quote Of The Day: Spencer Pratt Might Cut Off His Balls

Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.comSeptember 30, 2009 //

“I’m not even kidding, my wife—OK, I’m gonna get crass here—but we’re barely having sex because I’m scared that she’s gonna have a baby. That’s the level our marriage is on right now. I’m not even kidding—my wife has me debating cutting off my nuts.”

—Spencer Pratt, reacting to Heidi’s sudden baby fever. Would it be wrong to say we hope he goes through with it? [People] Keep reading »

Why Has Stephanie Pratt Morphed Into A Carbon Copy Of Heidi Montag?

Amelia McDonell-ParrySeptember 14, 2009 //

Considering Heidi is her brother’s wife, the incestuous undercurrents are icky. The fact that her brother is Spencer Pratt makes it even worse. Keep reading »

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