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“Over The Hills”: Lauren And Heidi Nearly Tear Each Other’s Grey Hair Out

Heavy’s “Over The Hills” series is hysterical, mostly because it features the actual dialogue from the real MTV show. Check out this clip of a crotchety old Lauren running into retirees Heidi and Spencer at a club. Why does Heidi have a Southern accent? She’s from Crested Butte, Colorado! [Heavy] Keep reading »

Romance On TV: Will Lauren & Brody, Not To Mention Heidi’s Face, Ever Be The Same?

Whoa, The Hills in all its scripted glory, was awesome. It should always be an hour! The show, back for a mini-interim season, started off with Lauren and Whitney headed to Paris to help out Teen Vogue at the Crillon Ball, a fancy-schmancy debutante event for rich socialite kids. Within, like, seconds of landing at Charles de Gaulle Airport, Whitney and Lauren immediately start to slack off on their, you know, jobs by opting to pick up their ball gowns instead of running Teen Vogue errands, while Lauren finds out Brody has managed to find a girlfriend since she left L.A. Seriously, time moves fast in LC’s world. Back in L.A., Spencer is shedding a tear into his beer because Heidi has headed back to the homey, unpretentious Colorado town that managed to spit out her trashtastic, gossip-chasing self, in order to get some breathing room from their sad little relationship. Keep reading »

The Hills Preview: Oh My Gosh, We’re Gonna Die

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Star Couplings: Virtual Reality Will Let You Kill Speidi!

  • Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are making a video game starring themselves. Yes, you can kill them. Hooray! [Us Weekly
  • Some friend of Tony Romo, who previously told Us Weekly that Romo and his ex, Sophia Bush, "could go the distance", is now telling the magazine that he thinks Romo and current squeeze, Jessica Simpson, are going to get married. Um, Us, not so sure this is the guy whose psychic abilities you should count on. [Us Weekly]
  • Eva Longoria Parker is the latest celeb to spark pregnancy rumors, as she was alledgedly spotted shopping for nursery junk. Well, she did have a lot of time off during the writer’s strike to try for one. [Expo Say]
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    Star Couplings: Spencer Pratt Directs Heidi Montag In The Video Of The Year

  • Check out the “making of” Heidi Montag’s first video for her single “Higher”. The video was directed by beau Spencer Pratt and it’s so crappy that we know it must be love if they’re still together after the humiliation of this joint collaboration! [DListed]
  • American Idol runner-up Katherine McPhee married her boyfriend this weekend in a ceremony attended by other Idol alums. FYI, her new husband is 19 years older than she is. Creepy? [Us Weekly]
  • Angelina Jolie was honored for her work in A Mighty Heart at the Santa Barbara Film Festival this week and reporters were strictly told not to ask about a possible pregnancy. Yay! It must be true! [Us Weekly]
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    Star Couplings: Heidi Still Blind To Spencer’s Antics

  • At the Cloverfield movie premiere earlier this week, Spencer Pratt left girlfriend Heidi Montag’s side as she was posing for photos, so that he could ask another girl for her number. She turned him down, but Heidi was still completely clueless. Maybe when she got her lips done, they snuck a lil’ collagen in her brain cavity… [Page Six]
  • Some sad news: British singing star Lily Allen, who announced her pregnancy late last year, has suffered a miscarriage. [Perez Hilton]
  • The Associated Press has already written Britney Spears’ obituary in advance of her death. If something happens to her, AP, we blame you and your filthy curse! [DListed]
  • In other Britney news, we can report with loads of relief that Britney is not pregnant. How do we know? Because the paparazzi actually photographed her wearing a freshly period-stained pair of underwear. We’re not sure what disturbs us more — that Britney is apparently too out of it to change her dang tampon, that the paparazzi actually photographed a close-up shot, or that we are actually reporting this like it is real news. We just can’t help it. FYI, this link is majorly NSFW! [X17]
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    The Hills Finale: That Was It?!

    Catherine and I IM’d in a frenzy this morning about the snoozefest that was The Hills season finale (or wasssss it???) last night, so we’ll get to a recap in a second, but earlier in the day, TMZ reported that Heidi and Spencer (known in the blogosphere as “Speidi”) have called off their totally ridiculous engagement. They’re still together, but we’re hoping these two losers go the way of another broken engagement — Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez. Sure enough, Heidi walked the “red carpet” solo and left before the live taping at LA club Area could begin (Lauren put the kibosh on Heidi actually attending the festivities). After the jump, Catherine and I exchange a totally disappointed IM about our favorite show on Earth. But on a positive note, we’re both obviously on Team Brody. Keep reading »

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