Ding dong, Spencer Pratt‘s dead! It’s even better than when the Wicked Witch of the West melted. Let’s all rejoice that Heidi Montag may be leaving this douchebag once and for all! Heidi’s rep has confirmed that the couple is separating, but not divorcing, calling this period in their relationship a “hiccup.” Sounds like more than a hiccup to me. So why is she leaving? Sources say that Heidi loves Spencer but has lost contact with her friends and family and started to realize what she was missing. Ya think? I wonder what took her so long to come to this particular epiphany and too bad it took a back scooping to get there. Let’s hope that this split is for real and not just an elaborate ploy for her new reality show with Jen Bunney, an occasional character on “The Hills.” Heidi is moving in with the aspiring doctor [Wait, seriously? She's an "aspiring doctor"? -- Editor Amelia] for the summer while the cameras roll, to see if she will choose to be a single lady or get back together with her svengali. Please let her have filed divorce papers by the end of August! [Us Weekly]
After the jump, suggestions for how Heidi can become a normal human being now that Spencer is out of the picture. Keep reading »
“She’s not God. She didn’t make Heidi. She’s just a vagina!”
— Spencer Pratt continues his cruel assault on wife Heidi Montag‘s family. This time around, he takes aim at her mother, Darlene Egelhoff, in response to her outrage at Heidi’s recent plastic surgery. I expected him to add to this rant by exclaiming that he made Heidi … into the freak show she is now. I’m still having a difficult time understanding why Heidi hasn’t two-pieced him for being so rude to her mother and her sister. [Us Weekly] Keep reading »
“How is it possible to get breast implants and still not have breasts? Kate H — get ur money back … I gotta guy who will hook you up!”
– Spencer Pratt believes breasts implants are best in the F-cup range like wife Heidi‘s. [Twitter via Us Weekly] Keep reading »
“[We] were just playing with one of his new toys and the rope slipped out of my mouth when Rainbow tugged. Very innocent, but it definitely hurt. I play like this with all our puppies. But I’ll think twice about sticking the toy in my mouth next time.”
—Spencer Pratt, explaining why he bit his tongue so hard he needed stitches [People Pets] Keep reading »
Last night, the dude everyone loves to hate, Spencer Pratt, got busted by the LAPD. For what? Something only a true d-bag could get pulled over for. Suffice to say, it involves his MONSTER TRUCK. Find out why! Keep reading »
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